[Frank the Rabbit]

A friend and i were doing this, it was hilarious, but we couldnt think of any more. here's what we have.

Current ones:

The Santa Clause
The Santa Clause 2: Mrs. Clause
The Santa Clause 3: Escape Clause


here's what we thought up:

Santa Clause 4: Clause and Effect
Santa Clause 5: Trapped in the Clauset
Santa Clause 6: Escape from the Clauset
Santa Clause 7: Claustraphobia
Santa Clause 8: Santa Claws
Santa Clause 9: Christmas Slay
Santa Clause 10: Clause for Celebration
Santa Clause 11: Clause encounter
Santa Clause 12: Claused in Space
Santa Clause 13: Klu Klux Klause
Santa Clause : The Scent of Venison

[Spoon Poetic]

I can't believe Coming Out of the Clauset wasn't on your list.

Come to think of it, that would be a pretty funny premise for a movie. Santa Clause finally comes to grips with the fact that he's gay, and comes out to the world...

[civilian_number_two]

You pretty much got all your bases covered there. Some of what I have will sound derivative, so I decided to add some synopses:

14: Claused in Translation: Santa, tired of his celebrity status and hopelessly buried in a consumer world, meets a young newlywed with whom he forges an unlikely bond.

15: Leaving Clause Vegas: Santa, tired of his perpetual failures at life and romance, travels to a consumer nightmare where he meets a young prostitute with whom he forges an unlikely bond.

16: Raiders of the Claused Ark: Santa, a bored professor of archaeology, finds himself immersed in an adventure to save the world from the Nazis, who want to turn it into some sort of consumer nightmare. Along the way he teams up with the daughter of his former mentor, a jilted lover with whom he forms a not-so-unlikely bond.

17: Caligulause: Santa, elevated to status of Emperor of the North Pole, rules with an iron hand and a rock-hard boner as he turns his regime into a series of orgies and, yeah what the hell, a consumer nightmare. He also has a sister and horse, with both of whom he forms unlikely bonds.

18: Tim Allen is an unfunny hack and in this one he pulls his own eyes out of his fucking unfunny head: Tim Allen dies.

That's all I got time for right now.

[J m HofMarN]

Fear and Loating in Clause Vegas:
Santa and his portly elf companion (Will Farell) terrorize the vegas strip and attempt to cover the mint 500 reindeer race as Santa distributes some very curious presents to all the children of the world, causing mass freakout.

I, Clausius:
Stuttering and hid away from the court life, Santa is catapulted to rulership when the Praetorians kill the former Santa. He's later murdered by his wife when she poisons his figgy pudding.

Suicide Clause:
Santa is kidnapped and has his rosy red button nose cut off. Dennis Leary beats someone with a toaster.

Spartaclause:
Santa leads an elf slave rebellion and gets crucified. For this I'd very much prefer that the first five minutes of the movie was the slave revolt, the second ten minutes was the revolt being brutally suppressed, and the remaining hour was Tim Allen being nailed up and slowly losing bowel and bladder control as he died. Yeah it's extreme, but so are three of these goddamn things.