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Posted 09 January 2005 - 09:00 PM

(I'm not sure if a post like this was made on this forum before, or that I've seen it somewhere else, but who cares!?

Here are the rules:

I will post a question to start things off. The next person who posts will answer the previous question --either the real answer or a funny made up one-- then post their own question. The person after them answers their question, then posts their own, etc. Like a big jumble of questions and answers, both funny and ...maybe... factual. Okay? Ready.... GO!)



"Who built the Ark?"
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Posted 09 January 2005 - 09:49 PM

QUOTE (looktothesky @ Jan 9 2005, 09:00 PM)
"Who built the Ark?"


The Mexicans


What (on Earth) is the most fought over piece of land in all history?
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Posted 10 January 2005 - 02:51 AM

Israel.

If a plane from Toronto leaves station at 900 mph and another plane leaves from New York at 800 mph, who was the 14 th prime minister of Canada?
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Posted 10 January 2005 - 04:30 AM

Alexander of Macedonia.


How many parts were there of "Death to Arthur Yahtzee"?
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Posted 10 January 2005 - 09:11 AM

82.56

How many free to air TV stations are in Australia?
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Posted 10 January 2005 - 11:11 AM

3.14159265358979323846...

When is the Apocalypse due?
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Posted 10 January 2005 - 11:21 AM

Next Monday, just before 4 PM

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Posted 10 January 2005 - 01:42 PM

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

What do women and condoms have in common?
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Posted 10 January 2005 - 05:00 PM

They're both stereotyped as generally disliking console games.

How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon?
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Posted 10 January 2005 - 07:49 PM

As many as you need.

Why is the sky blue?
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Posted 10 January 2005 - 10:58 PM

It has to watch human idiocy all day.

Did Schroedinger's cat survive?
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Posted 11 January 2005 - 02:48 AM

No. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Disney and Hallmark, homogonized, then sold away piece... by piece.

Why aren't people as sweet as popsicles?
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Posted 11 January 2005 - 05:34 AM

Too much salt.

What does human semen have in common with monkeys?
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Posted 11 January 2005 - 05:53 AM

Both will wage war on your ovaries.

If a couple is two, and a few is three, how much is constantly?
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Posted 11 January 2005 - 05:54 AM

One

How many roads do you have to cross to understand the universe?
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