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#1 User is offline   Sniffles Icon

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Posted 31 October 2007 - 05:48 PM

WHICH EXPLAINS HIS HORRIBLE ANTI-AMERICANISM! Don't believe me?

watch this video and get a first-hand experience of ANTI-FREEDOM!

http://www.escapistm...on-MOH-Airborne

But be warned, every time someone views this video, an eagle dies and an Indian eats his carcass.

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Posted 31 October 2007 - 06:21 PM

Bald Eagles have actually become pests in Alaska; do a good deed for the poor frozen folks and pass the video off to all your friends.
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Posted 31 October 2007 - 06:23 PM

America Sucks

Every time I say that a scotsman earns his kilt.
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Posted 31 October 2007 - 06:32 PM

Reminds me of THE most awesome protest sign I saw once.

"The only Bush I'd trust is my own".

I'm just going to link a little piece of ranting goodness now. It's on YouTube, but you get to watch the veins in the dude's neck bulge! Anyhow, suck on this: http://www.youtube.c...h?v=3cBiOTvxXcY

And I gotta admit, I completely agree with everything the Gryphon says on this one.
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Posted 31 October 2007 - 06:34 PM

The review's as awesome as it can get, but the best thing about it is definitely the different reactions.

It be "Stay out of Politiks" versus "Best one yet, mate". Hand me the popcorn.

Ah yeah, and then there are those chaps going on about those Flaktürme... mildly hilarious too.

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Posted 31 October 2007 - 07:30 PM

That was the best thing I've seen all year.
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Posted 31 October 2007 - 09:54 PM

You know, the first thing /I/ thought when I saw that title was

"It also rhymes with Paparazzi!"

Then I kinda wondered why I thought that.
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Posted 31 October 2007 - 10:11 PM

I was all "does it?" and started saying Yahtzee and Nazi over and over again

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Posted 01 November 2007 - 01:05 AM

QUOTE (Professor Saucy @ Nov 1 2007, 01:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I was all "does it?" and started saying Yahtzee and Nazi over and over again

That would make you sound bad if, say, a significant other walked in. 'YahtzeeNaziYahtzeeNaziYahtzeeNazi'
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'What are you doing?'
'Oh I er...'

Anyway. Everything said in this clear anti-american review was true. Americans are always portraying themselves as heroes. Except the bit in the credits about patriotism sucking. I'm an Australian patriot.
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Posted 01 November 2007 - 01:10 AM

Eh. As far as the world's view of America, I couldn't give a shit. I have nothing to do with what my country does, and I find it quite hilarious to sit back and watch a political version of The Real World on CNN and foreign political and humor sites.
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But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales
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Posted 01 November 2007 - 01:21 AM

Nazi Yahtzee would be an awesome game for family night.
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Posted 01 November 2007 - 06:35 AM

Yahtzee, how can you criticise the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?!

I mean, the won World War 2 single handedly, haven't you seen any movies?
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Posted 01 November 2007 - 07:49 AM

I wish Yatzee wouldn't associate U.S. citizens with the U.S. government. Most of us would agree with him about whatever he has to say about it. Just because our president is a retarded cowboy doesn't mean all americans are. Plus, I'm really sick of WWII games too. Aside from all that great review as always.
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Posted 01 November 2007 - 08:38 AM

Yahtzee? Nazi? There is a link. Nazis were feared, and the Y-Man has a beard.

Feared?

Beard?

NAZI!!
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Posted 01 November 2007 - 08:40 AM

... seriously guys, you're trying too hard.

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