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"Intimate Relationships with Artificial Partners" Sunday, October 14, 2007

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Posted 19 October 2007 - 12:14 AM

QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 17 2007, 10:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
First the get into our beds, then they control us! Then the world is over in an orgy of sex making and groin crushing.


Well then you literaly
get what you pay for and
i would rather no groins be crushed

QUOTE (reiner @ Oct 18 2007, 03:55 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Honestly, Jade, I think a real relationship with a real partner would be much more fulfilling. This would only be an advanced form of masturbation. If people were to MARRY their 'partner' I would likely think of it as marrying a marital aid.


Advanced form of masturbation.....
thats just terrible
have we as a society gotten
so lazy that we can't satisify ourselves . . . terrible


QUOTE (optimus_prime @ Oct 18 2007, 07:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i love you trujade,..can i date you? wub.gif


Yeah sure why not
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QUOTE (barend @ Oct 18 2007, 07:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Not mourning my death and moving on is still a pretty good deal. At least she'll wait untill I'm dead and not only untill she notices one of my friends is a bit better looking and leaves me after only two years leaving me to mourn.

Everything about marrying a robot sounds awsome.
Why would I have a wife to begin with when there are robots around?
That Robots are smarter than humans and sometimes are even hotter.


Don't get me wrong... people who get those 'real dolls' are freaks.

When they start making ^these babies, I'll be waiting at the end of the assembly line


Exactly the dolls are almost just as bad
Barend if you don't mind me asking
have you been scorned by a women lately?
Even if you have,
robot lovers is a bad idea.
Trust me you don't want to get any sensitive ares caught in.....
anyways

Just imagine a world of sex toys, that attack!!
And yes Caprica Six is luxurious
but shes also crazy and programmed
to destory humans

Duct tape is like the force....

There's a lightside, a darkside

and it holds everything together


There are too many people in the world...We need another plague -Dwight K. Shrute [The Office]
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Posted 19 October 2007 - 02:38 AM

QUOTE (TruJade @ Oct 18 2007, 09:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Advanced form of masturbation.....
thats just terrible
have we as a society gotten
so lazy that we can't satisify ourselves . . . terrible


I am reminded of the case of Bernstein when a man put his genitals into a kitchen appliance. Seriously, if you don’t satisfy yourself anymore, it is probably because you masturbate too much.

QUOTE (TruJade @ Oct 18 2007, 09:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yeah sure why not
happy.gif


A/S/L?

QUOTE (TruJade @ Oct 18 2007, 09:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just imagine a world of sex toys, that attack!!


That reminds me of this crazy German film I saw once called “Attack Of The Killer Condoms” or something similar. It was funny in a terrifying way.

QUOTE (TruJade @ Oct 18 2007, 09:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And yes Caprica Six is luxurious
but shes also crazy and programmed
to destory humans


Some men would risk being killed to screw something half that attractive.
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Posted 20 October 2007 - 02:25 AM

QUOTE (TruJade @ Oct 19 2007, 12:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Exactly the dolls are almost just as bad
Barend if you don't mind me asking
have you been scorned by a women lately?


Who hasn't? It's part of the program of scorning, shopping, and nagging. tongue.gif

QUOTE (TruJade @ Oct 19 2007, 12:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Even if you have,
robot lovers is a bad idea.
Trust me you don't want to get any sensitive ares caught in.....
anyways


meh....

QUOTE (TruJade @ Oct 19 2007, 12:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just imagine a world of sex toys, that attack!!
And yes Caprica Six is luxurious
but shes also crazy and programmed
to destory humans


So am I baby, so am I. cool.gif
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Posted 20 October 2007 - 05:04 AM

QUOTE (barend @ Oct 20 2007, 12:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Who hasn't? It's part of the program of scorning, shopping, and nagging. tongue.gif


well i suppose thats true
but it just you sounded
especially scorned

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So am I baby, so am I. cool.gif


Hahaahhaha
ok i surrender
to the almighty power
that is King Barend happy.gif

but its still a bad idea

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There's a lightside, a darkside

and it holds everything together


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Posted 20 October 2007 - 06:11 AM

QUOTE (TruJade @ Oct 20 2007, 02:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
well i suppose thats true
but it just you sounded
especially scorned
Hahaahhaha
ok i surrender
to the almighty power
that is King Barend happy.gif

but its still a bad idea


*cough*

QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 18 2007, 11:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
A/S/L?

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Posted 25 October 2007 - 07:29 PM

Hmm.
Robots can never replicate what a man can offer. lol.
I guess in the future I'll be in one of those minority groups that shun the robots. Maybe a ...uh.. "fleshie" or something.
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