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#1 User is offline   Deepsycher Icon

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Posted 03 October 2007 - 05:39 PM

Recently I have been contacted by a number of strangers who are rude to me. I suspect that some of them are from this board as for calling me robot. Still better than working class behaviour in appearance.

So here is a place to make fun of these persitent people who deserve that reputation. They want attention from me and I want to give them the right attention, mockery. I don't like to block people but I am forced to do more than blocking. This person started out of no where quite politely at first I think a month ago then started asking rude questions. Then kept on persistingly contacting me for no good reason and I don't know this person.

Conditions are:

Make the swear words replaced or overlaid with stars or other characters to make it less offensive.

Try to make it funny in good sense that is not too stupid other than the rude person in question.

The impolitically correct term "Working class behaviour" goes back to around the war years in some poor parts where parents use to swear at their children who grew up to possibly become like that.

Edit: I don't know how the quotation sign turned into &.


I will show an example of the last message soon filtered out without those swear words in full.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 03 October 2007 - 05:44 PM

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Posted 03 October 2007 - 06:08 PM

Screen Name: ryanchampa6699
Warning Level: 0
Online Since: 10/3/2007 10:59:35 PM
Member Since: 7/18/2006 4:54:17 AM
Capabilities: Buddy Icon, Voice, Chat, Send File
Status: Offline


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(11:07:22 PM) Deepsycher: I don't know who you are. Or how you know me but that behaviour from last time (two days ago) was inappropriate.
(11:07:40 PM) RyanChampa6699: ur weird as f***
(11:07:40 PM) RyanChampa6699: stfu
(11:07:45 PM) Deepsycher: I don't understand your problem. Or anything I done wrong as I said I don't know you.
(11:07:50 PM) RyanChampa6699: put urself in a dictionary or something
(11:07:53 PM) RyanChampa6699: ur weird as hell
(11:07:58 PM) RyanChampa6699: ur like a f***** robot or some s***
(11:08:00 PM) RyanChampa6699: get f****
(11:08:02 PM) Deepsycher: Your spelling is not very good.
(11:08:02 PM) RyanChampa6699: smoke some weed
(11:08:06 PM) RyanChampa6699: do a crime
(11:08:08 PM) RyanChampa6699: ur dumb asw f***
(11:08:08 PM) RyanChampa6699: bye
(11:08:11 PM) Deepsycher: Well I am going to make you famous.
(11:08:17 PM) RyanChampa6699: im sure
(11:20:53 PM) Deepsycher: I am going to find all of your logs and you are going up as one example of idiots over instant messaging. I call that working class behaviour or specifically social economic class six. If you contact me again I will just forward it on the page to describe instant idiots who want to chat in their native working class language. Good day now I need my privacy from working class behaviour.


He is telling me to put myself in a dictionary yet he is not going by the rules of it. Sounds like he has a lot in common with experience from convicts in jail cells.

I take stfu as:

So terribly foolish user

Spelling totally fouled ugly


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Profile: I Find This Funny

supersoakthathoe (1:18:06 PM): I'm just in a bad mood
supersoakthathoe (1:18:07 PM): sorry.
RyanChampa6699 (1:18:08 PM): aww
RyanChampa6699 (1:18:10 PM): what happend now :-(
supersoakthathoe (1:18:52 PM): I want to go to the texas road house for dinner and my dad said no >:O cos he's making f****** chicken, I don't want his god damn m***** f****** chicken
supersoakthathoe (1:19:04 PM): he can take it and shove it up his a**:-X
RyanChampa6699 (1:19:08 PM): LMFAO


As you can see it sounds native to their language to swear and use silly message shortened.

LMFAO

Lets Make Fathers Angry Often

Loosing Mother's Fathers Oaths

I should have check this person's profile from the beginning. Shame I didn't.

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Posted 03 October 2007 - 07:17 PM

Ugh. I'm sorry that people from the idiot portions of the Internet are bothering you, Dee. :-( People should need to be 16 or take a few etiquette/intellegence courses to be allowed on the Internet at all.

Your best bet is to block them. You can sometimes irritate them when you don't act frustrated when they treat you poorly. I don't think anyone on this board would ever stoop to that level, except maybe some of the riff raff in the Star Wars threads that I've never met. (Nah, I kid.) Everyone also seems to speak much more intelligently here, too, for the most part.
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Posted 04 October 2007 - 07:25 PM

QUOTE (Deepsycher @ Oct 3 2007, 03:08 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So terribly foolish user

Spelling totally fouled ugly

LMFAO

Lets Make Fathers Angry Often

Loosing Mother's Fathers Oaths


None of those make any sense whatsoever.

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Posted 04 October 2007 - 07:33 PM

Here is the joke highlighted in red.

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Profile: I Find This Funny

supersoakthathoe (1:18:06 PM): I'm just in a bad mood
supersoakthathoe (1:18:07 PM): sorry.
RyanChampa6699 (1:18:08 PM): aww
RyanChampa6699 (1:18:10 PM): what happend now :-(
supersoakthathoe (1:18:52 PM): I want to go to the texas road house for dinner and my dad said no >:O cos he's making f****** chicken, I don't want his god damn m***** f****** chicken
supersoakthathoe (1:19:04 PM): he can take it and shove it up his a**:-X
RyanChampa6699 (1:19:08 PM): Lets Make Fathers Angry Often

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Posted 07 October 2007 - 08:58 PM

I don't know where to put this but I am the one being mocked here accidentally. Thanks to that article by Childish explanations this is the second time this year I am being contacted to find out if I am a chat bot.

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(11:33:20 PM) gythr12: hey
(11:33:32 PM) gythr12: is this a chat bot?
(11:33:55 PM) Deepsycher: Nope
(11:34:02 PM) Deepsycher: Who are you?
(11:34:20 PM) gythr12: i just saw ur s/n on this website
(11:34:25 PM) gythr12: by Chyld
(11:34:44 PM) gythr12: i thought u were a chat box, so i just wanted to know
(11:34:45 PM) Deepsycher: Oh no Yes, that Smarter child thing
(11:34:50 PM) Deepsycher: Nope
(11:34:51 PM) gythr12: yeah, that
(11:34:54 PM) gythr12: im sorry, lol
(11:34:58 PM) Deepsycher: I can prove I am human, joke
(11:35:24 PM) Deepsycher: Look at my recent posts. Well all due to because I never use to be good at making jokes.
(11:35:33 PM) Deepsycher: Other than my own brand.
(11:35:36 PM) gythr12: its cool
(11:35:45 PM) gythr12: i know chat bots don't reply by themselves
(11:35:54 PM) gythr12: so i'll ttyl
(11:35:54 PM) gythr12: bye
(11:36:01 PM) Deepsycher: Okay
(11:36:02 PM) gythr12: =]


I think that sums it up "Chat bots don't speak to themselves."

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 04:49 AM

Wow. So LiM somehow gave illiterate idiots the idea to seek out Dee and find out if he's a bot.

Well, I wish to take this opportunity to point out that, although my audience is largely illiterate as well, they're very high brow about it, and I picture them wearing monacles as they "rofl" at my articles. Chylde's site is a home for "working class behaviour" but Jelly Pufflemur is a haven of style and sophistication.

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Posted 08 October 2007 - 06:20 AM

Well J m HofMarN, I think you're right considering:



Just discovered before I viewed your comment.

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