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Zero Punctuation: Halo 3

#46 User is offline   bobsickle Icon

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Posted 04 October 2007 - 03:24 PM

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I'm not very bright, but I like to pretend.

This says a lot to that statement! Last time I took an IQ test (also rubbish) I was so ahead of all of the people from America they gave me the analysis (that usually costs money in $) for free biggrin.gif ! Buyt that was a rubbish test, some of the questions weren't actually related to intelligence, and it didn't test well. Most IQ tests are pretty bad though. Unless it's been made specifically for you, it's not going to test you too well. Anyway, I'm still smarter than that boy!!!
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Posted 04 October 2007 - 09:03 PM

QUOTE (Professor Saucy @ Oct 4 2007, 07:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Mine is anywhere from 122 to 134.

I am almost a genius, guys!


Well I've never been tested, but I'm not promiscuous or anything, so I don't think I have an IQ.
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Posted 04 October 2007 - 09:05 PM

yeah? Well at least I'm not an orphan! BAWWWWW!

What's that? Did you just...



LOSE ANOTHER LOAN TO DITECH?
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Posted 04 October 2007 - 10:53 PM

Oh, we're doing that now?



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But there ain't no whales so we tell tall tales
And sing a whaling tune

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Posted 04 October 2007 - 11:26 PM

The actual test is to see whether you're dumb enough to pass your accurate personal data to yet another spam-list and/or data-shadow system.

After that, all you have to do is hack the system and reference something like this to make you look smart:



Yay me. Still should have photochopped that a bit moar, I guess...



Edit: And yes, it is that early in the morning. Get offah me lawn.

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Posted 05 October 2007 - 03:12 AM

Gobbly's back! Gobbly's back! Spleeeeeeeeeeee!
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 03:53 AM

(Shhhh.)
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 07:04 AM

QUOTE (David-kyo @ Oct 5 2007, 12:36 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wow. That almost beats Super Mario in terms of originality and plot twists.


Yeah, his description was inadequate. Halo is quite a bit more in depth than that. But all the cutscenes can be skipped.

The point is the story is there for whoever wants to follow it. The actual game itself was (at the time) visually pleasing, good, not-too-violent stress relief and was challenging, especially on the high difficulty setting.

Halo 2 was mostly just to continue the story, but it did enhance popular pieces of the game and also to give people some online multiplayer. The multiplayer isn't that fantastic but it appeals to people who liked the game, and you get to try out creative strategies agaisnt human players.

I've yet to play Halo 3 so I can't really comment.


DooM had a storyline too. It was actually quite deep, but it's not an important aspect to play the game. Some people like story though.



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Posted 05 October 2007 - 07:09 AM

QUOTE (setasouji @ Oct 5 2007, 10:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Gobbly's back! Gobbly's back! Spleeeeeeeeeeee!

Just passing through.

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Posted 05 October 2007 - 10:26 AM

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DooM had a storyline too. It was actually quite deep, but it's not an important aspect to play the game. Some people like story though.

Hahahahaha, what?

I might have missed something, but I'd appreciate if you'd elaborate on this, because the only semblance of a Doom story I've ever seen is this.

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Posted 05 October 2007 - 12:48 PM

QUOTE (Professor Saucy @ Oct 5 2007, 05:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
the only semblance of a Doom story I've ever seen is this.

Jesus, what a piece of shit. I wrote better fan fiction in elementary school.
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 01:40 PM

You wrote fan fiction?


... way to give yourself a headshot there.

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Posted 05 October 2007 - 02:27 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Oct 5 2007, 08:40 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You wrote fan fiction?

Yes, but 1. it happened in elementary school; 2. I ripped it apart as soon as I read it, because even then I had some sense of self-criticism (unlike SOME people).
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 03:29 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Oct 5 2007, 05:09 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Just passing through.


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Posted 05 October 2007 - 04:05 PM

... although I do have to admit that this new sensation of having a fangirl is quickly getting to my head.

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