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#31 User is offline   Spann Icon

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Posted 25 September 2007 - 08:15 AM

TRUE STORY: One of my teachers in college was called Phil McCracken.
"There comes a time in every person's life when they should learn to shut up. It is called 'birth'."

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Posted 25 September 2007 - 05:35 PM

Haha, I love it, keep it coming gents.

I know someone called Robin Wren, FACT.
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 06:51 PM

I know someone named Dick N. Mianus.



Okay, that's not true.
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Posted 30 September 2007 - 08:42 AM

QUOTE (Cobnat @ Sep 21 2007, 09:17 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It is short for yoboo which is Australian for redneck.


Ahem. The term is "yobbo". Best applied with a thick accent and following "Oi, ya..."



Fact: New a girl called Kat Gina.
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Posted 30 September 2007 - 12:21 PM

One of the argentinian representatives to the IMF was named Claudio Loser...

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Posted 30 September 2007 - 12:46 PM

My brother had a teacher called Mr Bates, which led to no end of 'Master' jokes.
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 08:46 AM

My surname is actually Spann. Which is why I recieve so much post for Mr Spam.
"There comes a time in every person's life when they should learn to shut up. It is called 'birth'."

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Posted 10 October 2007 - 09:00 AM

QUOTE (Spann @ Oct 10 2007, 11:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
My surname is actually Spann.


So many bad jokes come to mind.
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 09:01 AM

I just read in my anthropology textbook about some big whig in the trade named "Goodenough" unsure.gif
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Posted 10 October 2007 - 09:10 AM

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So many bad jokes come to mind.

If you can think of one I haven't heard, I will doff my hat to you.
"There comes a time in every person's life when they should learn to shut up. It is called 'birth'."

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Posted 11 October 2007 - 01:29 AM

Are you enquiring if I have a new one?

I didn't expect a spannish inquisition...

Ok, I must be the several zillionth person to have said that.
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Posted 11 October 2007 - 04:43 AM

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If you can think of one I haven't heard, I will doff my hat to you.

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I didn't expect a spannish inquisition...


This post has been edited by Spann: 11 October 2007 - 04:44 AM

"There comes a time in every person's life when they should learn to shut up. It is called 'birth'."

-The League Against Tedium
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