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Posted 20 September 2007 - 01:40 AM

Hey, yahtzee (I can call you that, right?). What's your job? I mean, all the stuff on your site is free and The Escapist surely can't pay off the omipresent pile o' bills, so what do you do?
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Posted 20 September 2007 - 03:45 AM

Believe it or not, I live quite comfortably off the Escapist contract and special edition donations. Of course, I have pretty cheap rent.
As I walked through the valley of the shadow of death, I realised that it could do with a lick of paint.
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Posted 20 September 2007 - 04:14 AM

It's that guy pretending to be Yahtzee again. You can tell it's not the real Yahtzee, as he has not included any donation related links.

*prepares for witty editing involving the loving of cock*
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Posted 20 September 2007 - 04:34 AM

I am no more Yahtzee fanboy as I am now "Steve" (Matt) fanboy. And his dolls. And his roommate. Boy, he must be one heck of a guy!
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Posted 20 September 2007 - 09:50 AM

If you think about it,living without having an 8/10 hour job per day it s quite feasible and part of the reason consumer culture is so enforced upon the populace laugh.gif
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Posted 20 September 2007 - 10:09 AM

I am a banana. A consumer banana.
<!--quoteo(post=174818:date=Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM:name=Cobnat)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=174818"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Microsoft Sans Serif--><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->Lets all have sex with robots until our groins are sore and bloody!<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

And the man again!
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Posted 20 September 2007 - 10:19 AM

Aaaagh its the first sign of the end of days,so sayeth the prophecy! 0.0

And for all your sins the blazing harbringer ,yellow and elongated with flavour most sweet will devour the souls of men and the four cereal brands of teh paocalypse shall ravage our realms whole..:
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Posted 20 September 2007 - 09:30 PM

I had to look at the title twice, then read the thread, then look at the title again to understand what he meant by a "yob".
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Posted 21 September 2007 - 03:44 AM

Yahtzee's Online Business

Der.
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Posted 21 September 2007 - 06:17 AM

QUOTE (Thaluikhain @ Sep 21 2007, 12:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee's Online Business

Der.


So the title is "A Yahtzee's Online Business."?

QUOTE (Sniffles @ Sep 20 2007, 06:30 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I had to look at the title twice, then read the thread, then look at the title again to understand what he meant by a "yob".


It is short for yoboo which is Australian for redneck.
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Posted 21 September 2007 - 08:16 PM

QUOTE (Cobnat @ Sep 21 2007, 07:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
It is short for yoboo which is Australian for redneck.


Don't tase me, bro.
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Posted 21 September 2007 - 08:46 PM

QUOTE (Sniffles @ Sep 21 2007, 08:16 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Don't tase me, bro.



My Let's Play of I Wanna Be The Guy! Do you have the balls?

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Posted 22 September 2007 - 01:03 PM

QUOTE (joshofalltrades @ Sep 21 2007, 09:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>



Are you fucking dense? You obviously have no idea what I meant by that.

http://en.wikipedia....27t_tase_me_bro
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Posted 22 September 2007 - 01:19 PM

QUOTE (Sniffles @ Sep 22 2007, 08:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Are you fucking dense? You obviously have no idea what I meant by that.

http://en.wikipedia....27t_tase_me_bro


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Posted 22 September 2007 - 10:06 PM

QUOTE (Sniffles @ Sep 22 2007, 01:03 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Are you fucking dense? You obviously have no idea what I meant by that.

http://en.wikipedia....27t_tase_me_bro


I'm sorry, I forgot that the fullyramblomatic forums require a quota of TOTAL DOUCHE BAGS. Thank you for helping to fill this quota.

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