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Yo mamma is so fat that she walked out in front of a car, and when it swerved to miss her, it ran out of petrol/ ended up in (insert far off place here)
Yo mamma is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits *around* the house.
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Posted 27 September 2007 - 01:26 AM
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Posted 27 September 2007 - 09:01 AM
Yo momma's so loose, it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway/toothpick down a volcano.
Yo know what the difference between yo momma and my washing machine is?
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I drop a load in it.
Yo know what the difference between yo momma and my washing machine is?
The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I drop a load in it.
This post has been edited by joshofalltrades: 27 September 2007 - 09:01 AM
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Posted 27 September 2007 - 09:11 AM
Yo momma's so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
And yo momma's so fat, she had stretch marks while she was still a virgin.
And yo momma's so fat, she had stretch marks while she was still a virgin.
I'm not pessimistic; I've just realised that the light at the end of the tunnel is an incoming train.
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Posted 28 September 2007 - 04:10 PM
Yup, yo' momma said that too.
<!--quoteo(post=174818:date=Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM:name=Cobnat)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=174818"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Microsoft Sans Serif--><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->Lets all have sex with robots until our groins are sore and bloody!<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->
<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
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Posted 28 September 2007 - 06:11 PM
Owned.
I'm not pessimistic; I've just realised that the light at the end of the tunnel is an incoming train.
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Posted 29 September 2007 - 07:54 PM
Your momma's so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose.
Your momma's so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.
Your momma is so ugly your dad takes her to work with him just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
Your momma's so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the W's.
Your momma is so ugly your dad takes her to work with him just so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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Posted 30 September 2007 - 09:40 AM
Why does everyone keep calling it Australia? It's Little America now.
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Posted 30 September 2007 - 09:46 AM
Your mother is so aesthetically grotesque, that townspeople will often look at her as if looking upon a grim motor accident. Although my sympathies are with your unfortunate mother, I cannot help but see the humour in such a situation. I hope you do not take offense.
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Posted 30 September 2007 - 09:51 AM
QUOTE (Sniffles @ Oct 1 2007, 12:46 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Your mother is so aesthetically grotesque, that townspeople will often look at her as if looking upon a grim motor accident. Although my sympathies are with your unfortunate mother, I cannot help but see the humour in such a situation. I hope you do not take offense.
You aren't very good at this.
Yo momma so fat she tripped on the corner of 1st and landed on 122nd!
Aw yeah!
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Posted 30 September 2007 - 12:12 PM
Yo momma's so fat, after sex I rolled over twice - and I'm still on the bitch.
I'm not pessimistic; I've just realised that the light at the end of the tunnel is an incoming train.
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Posted 30 September 2007 - 03:32 PM
QUOTE (Legion @ Sep 30 2007, 07:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yo momma's so fat, after sex I rolled over twice - and I'm still on the bitch.
Congratulations are in order for your good taste, then.
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Posted 30 September 2007 - 04:07 PM
QUOTE (Prodian @ Sep 30 2007, 10:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You aren't very good at this.
Yo momma so fat she tripped on the corner of 1st and landed on 122nd!
Aw yeah!
Yo momma so fat she tripped on the corner of 1st and landed on 122nd!
Aw yeah!
O fie, fie! Well, sir, your mother's odor is so offensive to my olfactory senses, that, were I in her presence, I would probably need a clothespin to block off my nasal passages, quite hopefully allowing no room for such a ghastly stench to hinder my progress in the day's work. Forgive my digression but, I would go so far as to say that your mother's smell is reminiscent of curdled milk. Perhaps milk of a goat.