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#31 User is offline   CJ Marren Icon

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Posted 30 September 2007 - 04:49 PM

Yo' momma's so nice, she... errr... walks into a bar? Wait, how do these jokes work again?
<!--quoteo(post=174818:date=Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM:name=Cobnat)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=174818"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Microsoft Sans Serif--><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->Lets all have sex with robots until our groins are sore and bloody!<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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#32 User is offline   Ninja Duck Icon

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Posted 01 October 2007 - 12:48 AM

My personal favorite: Your moms is so hairy, her eyebrows connect with her beard.
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Posted 01 October 2007 - 05:37 PM

To Ninja Duck and David-kyo:


...there's just nothing more I can say to that. You guys.... ha.

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Posted 01 October 2007 - 07:00 PM

Your mother is so constipated, she hasn't had a bowel movement in weeks! How uncomfortable that must feel!
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 07:57 AM

QUOTE (Legion @ Oct 1 2007, 05:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
To Ninja Duck and David-kyo:
...there's just nothing more I can say to that. You guys.... ha.

Win.



I take that back.
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Posted 03 October 2007 - 06:30 PM

QUOTE (Sniffles @ Oct 1 2007, 07:07 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Forgive my digression but, I would go so far as to say that your mother's smell is reminiscent of curdled milk. Perhaps milk of a goat.


And what's wrong with goats cheese, huh? You can call my mother fat, lazy, repulsive and easy and I'm okay with that. But saying goats cheese smells like my mum? That's just too much.

I say good day to you, sir! Hmph.
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