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Posted 24 September 2007 - 11:54 PM

You know what would be nice? A nice, relaxing zombie game. Aren't those just the most relaxing games in the world?
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 01:24 AM

How exactly do you make a relaxing zombie game? Those usually involve playing as the zombie (a 'la Stubbs) and you run around eating brains - fun but rather fast-paced and by no means relaxing. Or you have something like Resident Evil or House of the Dead or other games of the survival horror genre; which are pretty to look at but are boring as all fuck because we all know that "survival horror" translates to "enemies will come through windows".

Although, I'm certainly not one to argue with brain eating and breaking windows; I'm just wondering how you take that goretastic element and somehow make it relaxing.
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 01:36 AM

Well, you can have lame zombies which try to be scary and fail, and you end up wandering round idly killing things. Even better if you turn the game's music off and listen to S Club 7 instead.

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Posted 25 September 2007 - 07:14 AM

You could also have a game where the undead aren't evil.

Maybe something like "dampire hunter".

You go around, hunting for the daughters of vampires, whose first thought on coming back from the dead was to have intimate relations with their wives, and you film yourself giving them creampies or something.

Sounds mighty relaxing to me.

edit: edited out cusses.

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Posted 25 September 2007 - 07:42 AM

QUOTE (FFreak3 @ Sep 25 2007, 04:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You could also have a game where the undead aren't evil.

Maybe something like "dampire hunter".

You go around, hunting for the daughters of vampires, whose first thought on coming back from the dead was to have intimate relations with their wives, and you film yourself giving them creampies or something.

Sounds mighty relaxing to me.

edit: edited out cusses.


That is just… wrong.
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 08:12 AM

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That is just… wrong.


You'd play it, though.
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Posted 25 September 2007 - 09:09 AM

QUOTE (Spann @ Sep 25 2007, 05:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You'd play it, though.


Absolutely. As they say: Waste not, want not.
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Posted 26 September 2007 - 03:53 AM

QUOTE (FFreak3 @ Sep 25 2007, 10:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You go around, hunting for the daughters of vampires, whose first thought on coming back from the dead was to have intimate relations with their wives, and you film yourself giving them creampies or something.


The daughters have wives, or was it the wives of the daughter's fathers? Wouldn't that likely include their mothers?

Meh...not sure I want to know.
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Posted 26 September 2007 - 04:20 AM

Dampire isn't a porno concept.

It's the daughter of vampire and a woman, thus the portmanteau.

I forget what the son of a vampire and a normal woman is called atm . . .
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Posted 26 September 2007 - 06:27 AM

What about a vampire woman and a normal man?
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Posted 26 September 2007 - 10:51 AM

"Ugly".
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Posted 26 September 2007 - 01:57 PM

I personally like "Manpire" for that one.
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Posted 26 September 2007 - 08:59 PM

Mud Pie?
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Posted 27 September 2007 - 01:30 AM

QUOTE (Legion @ Sep 27 2007, 01:51 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Ugly".


Dare you to say that to one's face.
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Posted 27 September 2007 - 09:12 AM

I thought I just did?
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