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Game: Generals And Statesmen A game for those who wish to have the illusion of power…

#151 User is offline   Dr Lecter Icon

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Posted 06 March 2008 - 12:28 PM

QUOTE (Otal Nimrodi @ Mar 6 2008, 12:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We immediately open diplomatic channels, making relationships more firm. We are, of course, willing to negotiate. But we are greatly disturbed by the reports of this foreign minister of a conspiracy to kill him. So, as a show to the people of my great benevolence, I include in the my proposed form of the agreement a clause that the prisoners turned over in these extraditions not be executed without a fair trial in which the nation from which they are being extradited has a say. I do not include any statement regarding torture or being held without trial, however I gloss over this fact in the media.

News has reached you that a party of your high priests have been taken prisoner by the RSA government. Their demands are unknown, but many priests are opening declaring this as an act of war, citing an old Stenyan law as reference. One of your our advisors suggest that you deal with this matter quickly before your enemies have a chance to use this against you.

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Mar 6 2008, 05:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I have my prosecutor hold closed door arraignments for each rebel one at a time and tell them they'll face the death penalty. I watch their reactions and when we determine one to be weak we interrogate them thoroughly, telling them others have already confessed and then offer them a deal: they sign a confession and they will not face the death penalty and only serve a short term in prison, they can even avoid prison all together if they renounce the rebels and swear loyalty to the revolution. The confessions will say:

the rebels are guilty of hte murders at the ministry,
they were funded by TDrown
They were aided by the multinational corporations that happen to be campaigning against me.

I then seize all the assets of any corporation found to have campaigned against me and expel all of their management and officials. I put a law before congress outlawing foreign corporations from buying time on broadcasting networks in hte country, and outlawing them from funding political parties.

As for my minister friend and his allies in the Stenyan priesthood, I find a rebel whose capture we hadnt reported yet, and have one of my intelligence operatives pose as him. I send him to a border down with a suitcase containing a large sum of money and tell him to offer the funds as a bribe to the Stenyan priests for freeing the minister or at least keeping him from being deported and offer them help in a coup against their leader. I tell him to invite a member of the priesthood to that town for secret negotiations and to pick up the cash and to tell them that the rebels safely control the hills on the border. I prepare my special intelligence forces to ambush and capture the Stenyan party just as they take the bribe.

The chosen rebel signs the confession and denounces the rebel cause. Your prosecutor is pleased and agrees that fake evidence will no longer be required to get the others the death penalty.

Multi-national corporations have are very sore over your re-distribution of their wealth and property. They have begin to appeal to the international community through their government connections to introduce an international embargo. One of your advisors suggests that you put the army on alert.

You capture the Stenyan party, fighting erupts in the town, it seems the priests were suspicious and brought back-up. One of the high priests was killed in the fight, but your men were able to force the soldiers back across the border.

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 02:49 AM

Lecter- I close the borders to the corporations personnel in my country and order them taken prisoner for the crime of exploiting the workers. I send emissaries to the corporations telling them that I can be quite reasonable and offer them their employees safe returns and consolation for their nationalised businesses, or they can have an embargo on me, lose their businesses with no repayment, and see their employees tried and have their dirty deeds broadcast in my courts. I make it clear that the profitable choice is to work directly with me rather than involving any silly embargoes or other governments.

Otal- I had my diplomats with you prepared for just such an eventuality. They inform you that my soldiers were staking out a rebel group meeting with some of your rogue priests and that I had a man on the inside. I send a tape along that was made by an operative of mine. The recording shows the priests agreeing to help free the captured minister in return for cash and aid in an eventual coup against yourself. I of course make it clear that for rooting out this plot I expect, at the very least, the return of my captured minister.

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Posted 15 March 2008 - 12:22 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Mar 7 2008, 07:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lecter- I close the borders to the corporations personnel in my country and order them taken prisoner for the crime of exploiting the workers. I send emissaries to the corporations telling them that I can be quite reasonable and offer them their employees safe returns and consolation for their nationalised businesses, or they can have an embargo on me, lose their businesses with no repayment, and see their employees tried and have their dirty deeds broadcast in my courts. I make it clear that the profitable choice is to work directly with me rather than involving any silly embargoes or other governments.

<Since nothing is happening let's progress the conflict>
The corporations refuse your terms, many countries under their influence have started to work on a treaty against you. If the treaty is passed, the impact on your economy will be grave. They offer to hold neogotiations in a country neutral to the conflict. Representives of the corporations and the governments involved in the treaty will be attending. They assure you that they only want what is best for all parties involved.
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Posted 16 March 2008 - 05:42 PM

I covertly liquidate my assets in those countries and ensure that most of my country's funds are in our own banks. I also announce the begining of public, televised trials for the corporate personnel we've captured where their former workers will testify against them for the crime of exploiting the workers. Meanwhile I send a team of diplomats and well liked government officials or military leaders on a grand tour of the world, seeking out countries that dont agree with capitalism, globalism or that are historical friends of my nation to make alliances and form a competing bloque.

I myself agree to attend this summit and bring with me as my "diplomats" a squad of my elite troops, disguising them as officials and secretaries. If these corporate fools try anything I intend to make swift retribution.

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Posted 16 March 2008 - 07:42 PM

Man, I really need to get in on this!

Country:
The United Floydian States of Zapptallica

Ethnic identity:
Rocker(s)

Currency:
Hetfield(s)

Goverment type:
2. Monarchy

Politics:
Leaning: 2. People should have private property, but the rich class should also be persecuted, in a nutshell.
Social freedoms: 3. Mosh pits, walls of death, go crazy! But we draw the line at Britney fucking Spears.
Economic control: 3. A bit checked, a bit tweaked, the rest is up to you.
Army policy: 1. Only guys looking like Manowar get in here.
Foreign policy: 3. We accept only the most skilled in metalwork.
Interventionist policy: 2. We prefer peace, but when it's time, we get out our mighty viking axes and go Death Metal on your asses.

The UFSZ is ruled by the great king of rock, me, and my two co-regents and chief advisors: Alice Cooper and King Diamond. My advisors include:
* Economy: Lars Ulrich from Metallica (I hate his guts, but only he's a nutcase for money, so he'll keep our vaults full)
* Religion: Kerry King from Slayer (This man literally breaths Satan through his guitar)
* Foreign Affairs: Roger Waters (his cynicism is always a good joke around a circle of diplomats)
* Internal Affairs: Jimi Hendrix (nobody can keep the masses cool and druged like the psychedelic guitar player)
* Science & Technology: Trent Reznor from Nine Inch Nails
* Military: Ronnie James Dio (if it's time for war, then this guy can mobilise the entire army, whether it be a lowly soldier or a mighty dragon)

More coming later based on Snake's generation of my country.

Peace!
"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 12:39 PM

(stealing Lecter's spot for a sec cuz it has to be done)

Two formerly obscure lower ministers lead a conspiracy to topple you and, believing themselves successful, emerge from a bunker. They agree to lead as two kinds, abolish rich people and poor people, legalize marijuana and then travel in tubes. They also both order some wine and some poison. What do you do?

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 01:24 PM

Aided by Lars' "I can't believe people are trying usurp us, we're the greatest!" attitude, I send a small company of dragons with Dio to blow fire over the two camps, thus eliminating them.

Jimi then plays a 90-minute long psychedelic solo on national TV and the whole thing is kept under wraps.
"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)

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Posted 17 March 2008 - 08:53 PM

((Dio's already passed the torch and renounced his Dragons and Fire feat. I don't think you can use that move anymore.))
This space for rent. Inquire within.
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Posted 18 March 2008 - 01:01 AM

((I'm not really considering the dragons Dio's special move, they're more like a Heavy Metal thing that I consider funny to have in an army.))
"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)

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Posted 18 March 2008 - 12:47 PM

Dan- Your gambit succeeds. The rebels are crushed and the two leaders each poison eachother's wine. However on the down side there now appears to be a potato famine in Idaho.

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Posted 22 March 2008 - 08:38 AM

Dan- You discover the Pick of Destiny.
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Posted 22 March 2008 - 02:24 PM

Whazzat? tongue.gif
"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)

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Posted 28 March 2008 - 06:49 AM

The Doc is officially in charge until Snake Logan gets back.
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Posted 29 March 2008 - 11:29 AM

JM- A race of genetically enhanced chocolate muffins have requested asylum in your country. This has outraged many who do not believe that your country's bill of rights apply to cakes.

Dan- Satan appears, and takes the pick of destiny claiming that it is his tooth, what do you do?
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Posted 29 March 2008 - 01:01 PM

I say that my communist government will protect the rights of all sentient beings as per the Optimus Prime Directive. Anyone who argues is not only against me, they are against Prime. They will be deactivated.

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