[?!!]

Let's see...

I rent him a room at a swanky hotel, where it is heavily watched and defended by bodyguards. I schedule a public appearance with me tomorrow before he leaves.

Also, I organize a poll asking my population if they like twisty-bottoms or clicky-top pens.

This post has been edited by ?!!: 10 February 2008 - 02:18 PM

[Chyld]

Hmm, didn't see that coming. OK, I'll reduce teh tax ever so slightly, and arrange a bunch of national (and perhaps international) celebrities) to to hype up how fantastic this dome will be, and how it'll be worth every penny they spend on it. Start building it as soon as they're convinced.

As for these terrorists, continue torturing them. Nothing physical, absolute balls to the wall mindfuckery, make the people in Nineteen Eighty Four look like puppies chasing a stick. Do not kill them, but do not stop until they break and tell something. Then have them hanged in public. Teach these common people to fuck with us.

[Snake Logan]

Dr Lecter

Country Name: The Democracy Republic of Western Northland (T'DROWN)
Ethnicity: Master
Currency: Blood Dollars

Government type: 6
Political leanings: 1
Social freedoms: 1
Economic control: 4
Army policy: 2
Foreign policy: 1
Interventionist policy: 1

Size: 200 square kilometres
Population: 8,000,000

Event

Many students are out on the street protesting for social reforms.

I order all my soldiers to put on gas masks and have some crop dusters fly over the battlefield and spray the rioters with LSD mist.

The rioters go crazy and turn on the rogue units as well as your soldiers.

Let's see...

I rent him a room at a swanky hotel, where it is heavily watched and defended by bodyguards. I schedule a public appearance with me tomorrow before he leaves.

Also, I organize a poll asking my population if they like twisty-bottoms or clicky-top pens.

He is content with the arrangements.

Event

A serial killer is on the loose.

Hmm, didn't see that coming. OK, I'll reduce teh tax ever so slightly, and arrange a bunch of national (and perhaps international) celebrities) to to hype up how fantastic this dome will be, and how it'll be worth every penny they spend on it. Start building it as soon as they're convinced.

The people are swayed by your lies/intentions and calm down.

As for these terrorists, continue torturing them. Nothing physical, absolute balls to the wall mindfuckery, make the people in Nineteen Eighty Four look like puppies chasing a stick. Do not kill them, but do not stop until they break and tell something. Then have them hanged in public. Teach these common people to fuck with us.

Your torturers go a bit extreme and the terrorists die from shock. Your security advisor suggests that next time you don’t go to Gung-ho University when trying to find recruits.

This post has been edited by Snake Logan: 10 February 2008 - 05:00 PM

[Chyld]

Have the torturers tortured with exactly what they did to the terrorists, nothing more, nothing less. Then serve them tea and crumpets and send them on their way.

...not sure what else I can do for now, all my plot points have kinda dried up. Building the alabaster dome has obviously started, assumably with no hitches.

Tell you what, have my members of parliament (a redundant feature considering we're a monarchy) go to their constituancies and find out how the people are, what worries them, and what they think I'm doing right. General feedback. And prepare some bobbies with rifles in case they're nasty to me.

[Simperin' Fool]

The rioters go crazy and turn on the rogue units as well as your soldiers.

I have my men pull back a bit and try to simply contain the madness until it dies down a bit.

[?!!]

Okay, I funnel money into our homicide division, hire the best genius detectives from other lands, and impose a curfew and offer govenment-sponsored home security systems at a cheap price.

I also increase the alertness of the police force, and place extra security in schools.

That should do it.

Also, I just want it noted that after Ron Livingston left his hotel room I had some people collect discarded hair samples and stored them in a secret base thing.

[Dr Lecter]

Firstly, I ensure that the media's full attention is drawn to the protests. Then, I order several car bombs to be set off in the middle of the protests, and claim that they were the terrorist acts of a neaby weak nation threatened by our strength.

[Otal Nimrodi]

The priest steps down his rhetoric but vows that the matter will not end there.

I am appeased temporarily, but watch to see if he starts getting enough followers to become a true threat to the natural order ordained by Stenya.

[Dr Lecter]

Also, just incase the people aren't convinced it was them, I order the capture of some men from that country and have them tortured until they confess to masterminding them. Then promptly have them executed for treason.

[Snake Logan]

Have the torturers tortured with exactly what they did to the terrorists, nothing more, nothing less. Then serve them tea and crumpets and send them on their way.

...not sure what else I can do for now, all my plot points have kinda dried up. Building the alabaster dome has obviously started, assumably with no hitches.

Torturers die and the building of the dome continues.

Tell you what, have my members of parliament (a redundant feature considering we're a monarchy) go to their constituancies and find out how the people are, what worries them, and what they think I'm doing right. General feedback. And prepare some bobbies with rifles in case they're nasty to me.

Your representatives find nothing out of the ordinary with the people.

I have my men pull back a bit and try to simply contain the madness until it dies down a bit.

Half of your forces within the city are caught by rebel forces or are lynched by the crowd. The other half have set up checkpoints outside the city and are just barely holding off the crowd.

Okay, I funnel money into our homicide division, hire the best genius detectives from other lands, and impose a curfew and offer govenment-sponsored home security systems at a cheap price.

I also increase the alertness of the police force, and place extra security in schools.

That should do it.

The foreign detectives drain you’re treasury with no results. The people begin to panic and are forming vigilante squads and neighbourhood watch programs.

Also, I just want it noted that after Ron Livingston left his hotel room I had some people collect discarded hair samples and stored them in a secret base thing.

Nothing was found, Ron Livingston must have somehow known of you’re malign plans.

Firstly, I ensure that the media's full attention is drawn to the protests. Then, I order several car bombs to be set off in the middle of the protests, and claim that they were the terrorist acts of a neaby weak nation threatened by our strength.

The cars could not make it into the middle of the crowd, they only managed to kill the people on the outer rim, this has caused the protestors to riot.

Also, just incase the people aren't convinced it was them, I order the capture of some men from that country and have them tortured until they confess to masterminding them. Then promptly have them executed for treason.

The people don’t care who did it. If you did it then they believe you should be punished. If someone else did it then they believe you are unable to protect them and should be overthrown.

I am appeased temporarily, but watch to see if he starts getting enough followers to become a true threat to the natural order ordained by Stenya.

As you concentrate on him a more serious threat emerges. An underground cult calling themselves ‘the Heirs of Stenya’ has assassinated one of your ministers and broadcasting their actions with pamphlets.

This post has been edited by Snake Logan: 15 February 2008 - 05:22 AM

[Dr Lecter]

I invade the nation and brutally supress any opposition. I also give a press statement that certain privileges our nation has caused the attackers not to be caught, hence pushing through legislation that abolishes any rights of the individual calling it the "Patriot Act". I also make sure the news is heavily flooded with patriotic stuff.

Just incase I need them, I begin production of chemical and biological weapons.

[Slade]

(Sorry, I can't stand it anymore; Snake, you're consistently using an incorrect word. "Your" shows ownership. "You're" is a contraction for "you are." Please correct this issue before my head explodes. That is all.)

[Otal Nimrodi]

Heretics. Track these papers immediately! Burn these heretical pamphlets. And send a government agent to infiltrate the cult.

[Snake Logan]

I invade the nation and brutally supress any opposition. I also give a press statement that certain privileges our nation has caused the attackers not to be caught, hence pushing through legislation that abolishes any rights of the individual calling it the "Patriot Act". I also make sure the news is heavily flooded with patriotic stuff.

Just incase I need them, I begin production of chemical and biological weapons.

<<Just to clear things up, are you invading another nation?>>

(Sorry, I can't stand it anymore; Snake, you're consistently using an incorrect word. "Your" shows ownership. "You're" is a contraction for "you are." Please correct this issue before my head explodes. That is all.)

<<When I am trying to reply to 5 or 6 people really quickly, sometimes I make mistakes>>

Heretics. Track these papers immediately! Burn these heretical pamphlets. And send a government agent to infiltrate the cult.

You track the pamphlets to an underground movement/cult that is hiding in the catacombs and sewers of the city.

[Dr Lecter]

Just making it very clear that I was invading said nation.