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Game: Generals And Statesmen A game for those who wish to have the illusion of power…

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Posted 13 September 2007 - 01:33 PM

QUOTE (Cobnat @ Sep 13 2007, 04:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Your air force bombs what it thinks are enemy field hospitals but what turn out to be civilian hospitals. This has caused massive dissent in your country and has strengthened Porchesia’s position with its population. After the ‘accidental air strike’ the students of Porchesia have decided that they would rather not do anything to help you or your nation.


Having created a demand for hospitals, I have newer, better hospitals built in Porchesia. The wounded have no choice but to go to them for help. Meanwhile, I order the army to invade a small part of Porchesia, set up a base, and kill stuff.
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Posted 13 September 2007 - 04:04 PM

QUOTE (David-kyo @ Sep 13 2007, 03:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
meanwhile I set up a spy network in Transton to estimate the power of their army, now that their leader has been overthrown, they should make an easier target. Until the tinderbox situation at home is resolved, I decide not to invade enemy territories, but I want to gather as much information as I can.


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Posted 13 September 2007 - 04:21 PM

<Dude, we know, we've been told to go forth and steal your old country>
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Posted 13 September 2007 - 07:02 PM

<I have an idea. Instead of playing, we should just insult the game and each other.

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Posted 13 September 2007 - 10:12 PM

Chyld

The leaders are convinced by your sincerity and proper manners and have decided to cease and desist. The envois are rejected by the Porchesian government. The agents you send into Transton are caught and taken to a warlord by the name of Abumahu. Then they are tortured and flawed alive.

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The people of Porchesia reject your benevolence as they believe it to be some kind of trick. Your army on the other hand manages to capture several supply outposts with minimal casualties.

QUOTE (sesame_street_hustler @ Sep 13 2007, 01:04 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
what a cheesy nerd. im not even in the game anymore..i opted out


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Posted 14 September 2007 - 08:34 AM

<Damn, my pink dress habits are now public!>

<Also, the leaders were trying to impress me, but what the hey, no biggie>

Outraged by the horrifying butchery of the agents, the government starts a propaganda campaign against Transton, and in particular the warlord Abumahu, declaring that he only uses 56 types of cutlery for dinner, and when walking with ladies he makes them walk on the road side of the pavement! Oh yeah, and he flayed alive a number of our citizens.

While this is being done, three assasains should secretly be dispatched to kill Abumahu, and another six trained just in case. Their only orders: kill him by any means nessersary, bring back pictures, leave a top hat behind to show them who did this.

A war effort should then be prepared, as much industry as possible turned to weapons, with preporations for a small volume of conscription if the assasination fails (moving my Paid Army rating to 5)
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Posted 14 September 2007 - 03:55 PM

I decided to invade Porchesia as my Field Marshal suggested. But first I give a speech on TV telling people that I believe Porchesia is stockpiling WMDs. I also bring forth evidence to suggest that they can attack my country within 40 minute using inter-continental missiles. Therefore making this an act of defencing my country. I also bring forward that they have been linked to helping fund an oppositional leader in my country, and hence order his torture and execution for treason, along with all of his known associates.

My orders to the troops on the invasion of Porchesia are simple: kill or torture and execute anyone who shows even the slighiest resistance to our invasion and occupation. This includes not cheering loud enough when my name is spoken, or image is seen.

Instead of invading, I have agents working in Horothesia fund a Horothesian rebel leader who is known to be a Western-Northaphile.

I offer a miltary alliance to Chyld, and suggest that together we may better butcher our enemies together.

I also start develop a Nuclear Weapons program to help defend my nation.

This post has been edited by Dr Lecter: 14 September 2007 - 04:00 PM

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Posted 15 September 2007 - 05:33 PM

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Posted 16 September 2007 - 07:14 AM

<In order to kick this thread...>

I accept the good doctors alliance offer, and have myh big-eared second in command spend half his time hanging on the Doctors coat-tails. I meanwhile carry on doing what I posted earlier.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 06:49 AM

Since no-one else is doing anything, I threaten to destroy the entire world, unless all of the world's leaders hand over their land to me. I order the arming of our nuclear weapons, and order that they be fired on every major city in the world should any show even the slighiest resistance to this order. But I don't point them at either mine or Chyld's citys. That would be unsportman like. But should it come to that, we will be gladly kill ourselves to defend our land... erm... yeah!

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Posted 19 September 2007 - 05:23 PM

< dry.gif If you've managed to get nuclear weapons together with enough logistics to be able to attack the entire world, then I've got about six Metal Gear giant robots hidden in a bunker, ready to annihilate you. (And no, nobody's stolen them.) I think you need to make a I/LC +50 (int/logistics check) in order to be able to retroactively pull off what you'd need for that scheme.

Seriously, I need to wait until those reports of this madman are confirmed before I can take any action.>
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Posted 19 September 2007 - 06:27 PM

<Yeah, as strange as this might sound, but I'm waiting to see if I have actually have nukes or not, since the DM has failed to come back yet.>
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Posted 20 September 2007 - 07:29 AM

<Well, don't look at me, I haven't seen Cobbs recently>
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Posted 29 September 2007 - 10:22 AM

Sorry guys, I’m going to have to stop the game for a month or so. In the meantime feel free to visit these MMORPG’s if you want to feel powerful.

Cyber Nations

Nation States

<<EDIT>>

Also, I am not a “DM”, I am a GM. I’ll let you figure out what the G stands for.

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Posted 02 October 2007 - 04:14 PM

<I know. I'm just busting your chops. tongue.gif >
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