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Game: Generals And Statesmen A game for those who wish to have the illusion of power…

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Posted 05 October 2007 - 11:29 AM

<While we're on hiatus, I leave this as my parting action:>

Since the people of Porchesia refuse to use my hospitals, I create a "Security Task Force" whose job it is to beat up Porchesians and when they're rendered unconscious or otherwise unable to give consent, then take them to my hospitals and "save" their lives.
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 12:32 PM

I have chatted with Snake Logan and he wants to takeover as GM. I have already told him the rules and he seems to understands everything, go easy on him.
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 12:56 PM

Now I am the dominant one! Some new rules.

Government policies:

Government type:
1. Despotism.
2. Monarchy.
4. Feudalism.
5. Communism.
6. Fascism.
7. Democracy.

Political leanings:
1. Right.
2. Centre-Right.
3. Centre-Left.
4. Left.

Social freedoms:
1. Very restricted.
2. Somewhat restricted.
3. Somewhat unrestricted.
4. Very unrestricted.

Economic control:
1. State controlled.
2. Very regulated.
3. Somewhat regulated.
4. Free market.

Army policy:
1. Completely professional army.
2. A professional army with conscription enforced during war.
3. Only officers are paid.
4. A conscripted army.

Foreign policy:
1. A good foreigner is a dead foreigner.
2. Out borders are closed for economic reasons.
3. We accept skilled workers.
4. We will strive for internationalism… or die trying.

Interventionist policy:
1. If we see something around the world we do not like then its time for war.
2. If our allies are attacked then it is time for war.
3. If we are attacked then it is time for war.
4. Even if we are attacked we would rather talk.

Country size:

How large the country is: In square kilometres.

1= 100
2= 200
3= 300
4= 400
5= 500
6= 600

Population density: Per square kilometre.

1= 10,000
2= 20,000
3= 30,000
4= 40,000
5= 50,000
6 = 60,000

(Remember that both are determined by the roll of a dice.)

Size of countries armed forces: Depends on your Army policy.

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Rules and regulations:

1. An event will occur every turn which will be determined by the roll of the dice. The effect of your decision, the government policies you have already picked and the roll of the dice will determine what course the event will take.

2. If you need to chat then use “<>” after you have stated what you wish to do for your turn.

3. During your turn you may wish to include your own event such as changing your government policies, introducing new laws or interacting with another country. Whatever you decide will be determined as a normal event.

4. You must pick a name for your country, the name of the main ethnic group and the currency. (Note: more then one person can pick the same ethnic group and currency)

5. I may wish to add a rule at any time during the game so pay attention.


Stage One

Pick a name for your country.
Pick a name for the ethnic identity of your people.
Pick your currency.

Stage Two

Give a number from 1 to 6 for the following:

Government type.

Give a number from 1 to 4 for the following:

Political leanings.
Social freedoms.
Economic control.
Army policy.
Foreign policy.
Interventionist policy.

After That

I will determine everything else and your turn will start.
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QUOTE (Game Over @ Feb 14 2008, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.

QUOTE (Patch @ Feb 14 2008, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 30 January 2008 - 01:59 PM

Does that mean we're starting all over again, or carrying on with some new rules? Either way, here's my old country again, with a slightly more legiable name.

Country Name: The Kingdom of Putsum Tea-Ohn
Ethnicity: Upper Class English (the really cartoony sort with monocles and stuff. Imagine the English Flanders in that episode of the Simpsons (where Lisa becomes a veggie) and you've got it.)
Currency: Old English Pounds (equivilant to... erm... the old English currency)

Government Type: Monarchy (I am the Queen, remember?)
Leanings: Right (damn the working classes, what!)
Freedoms: Somewhat unrestricted
Economic: Somewhat regulated
Army: A professional army with conscription enforced during war (Mostly paid, but with suicidal death squads made up of men who passed the afternoon scones the wrong way around the table. Known as the Sconners to the infantry.)
Foreign Policy: We accept skilled workers. (No handlebar moustache, no entry)
Intervention: If our allies are attacked then it is time for war. (or if you don't raise your pinky when drinking your tea)
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 30 January 2008 - 02:25 PM

Chyld

Country Name: The Kingdom of Putsum Tea-Ohn
Ethnicity: Upper Class English
Currency: Old English Pounds

Government Type: 2
Leanings: 1
Freedoms: 3
Economic: 3
Army: 2
Foreign Policy: 3
Intervention: 2

Size: 300 square kilometres
Population: 6,000,000

Event

Your foreign advisor informs you that the leader of a newly found cult has been able to sway the people to turn against you. Your options are:

1. Execute him.
2. Summon him.
3. Ignore him.

This post has been edited by Snake Logan: 30 January 2008 - 02:26 PM

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QUOTE (Game Over @ Feb 14 2008, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.

QUOTE (Patch @ Feb 14 2008, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 09:52 AM

Country Name: Phillippena
Ethnicity: Phillippeno
Currency: Phillippeno Sex Dollars

Government Type: 7
Leanings: 3
Freedoms: 4
Economic: 4
Army: 1
Foreign Policy: 4
Intervention: 4
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 10:01 AM

Hmm, might want to be careful with the limiting what you can do in an event. Flexibility to play in character = much funness.

I shall summin him (2), ostentiously to meet him and hear his views, but really in order to torture him, and perform experiments with cucumber sandwiches on him.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 01 February 2008 - 11:00 AM

<Dearly noted>

Cobnat

Country Name: Phillippena
Ethnicity: Phillippeno
Currency: Phillippeno Sex Dollars

Government Type: 7
Leanings: 3
Freedoms: 4
Economic: 4
Army: 1
Foreign Policy: 4
Intervention: 4

Size: 200
Population: 2,000,000

Event: Several bandits have setup camp within the boarder of your country. They are constantly raiding nearby villages. Your people demand that you do something.

Chyld

The man you have summoned is a very old man and before the guards can carry out your order he explains that he never meant to do any harm, that he was simply helping people in areas were your government has fallen short.
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QUOTE (Game Over @ Feb 14 2008, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.

QUOTE (Patch @ Feb 14 2008, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 01 February 2008 - 10:07 PM

Since our empire can do no wrong anyway, we'll change our plans slightly, brainwash him with spiked Earl Gray and videos of murders done with croquet mallets, and send him back singing the praises of our administration.
When you lose your calm, you feed your anger.

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Posted 02 February 2008 - 10:52 AM

Chyld

You’re soldiers were clumsy in their brainwashing. He hates your regime but he is too afraid to do anything about it. Your underling suggests that he may be continuing his work covertly.

Event

Terrorists have hijacked an airplane and are demanding that several of their comrades in prison be realised.
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QUOTE (Game Over @ Feb 14 2008, 07:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.

QUOTE (Patch @ Feb 14 2008, 08:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 02 February 2008 - 01:30 PM

<Aren't you supposed to roll a dice to see if a player's decision works or not? Seems like you're just making sure Chyld always loses.>

This post has been edited by Spoon Poetic: 02 February 2008 - 09:06 PM

I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.
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Posted 02 February 2008 - 06:11 PM

<Which is what I am doing. Please stop breaking the rules.>
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Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.

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Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 11:49 AM

Country Name: Subversia
Ethnicity: Sicilian
Currency: IOUs

Government Type: 2
Leanings: 3
Freedoms: 4
Economic: 3
Army: 1
Foreign Policy: 3
Intervention: 1
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 01:29 PM

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Country Name: Subversia
Ethnicity: Sicilian
Currency: IOUs

Government Type: 2
Leanings: 3
Freedoms: 4
Economic: 3
Army: 1
Foreign Policy: 3
Intervention: 1

Size: 300 square kilometres
Population: 6,000,000

Event

The economy is growing significantly and your economic advisor suggests that you raise interest rates and so you may profit from it.
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Yahtzee, you are the Oscar Wilde of the 21st century.

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Yahtzee is gay?!
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Posted 03 February 2008 - 01:35 PM

I raise interest rates by 1% and wait to see the public's response.
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