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Posted 31 August 2007 - 11:47 AM

How come in Rob Blanc III, when Rob is trapped in Paul's trellis cage thing, he shouts out the number "2"?

If I did that now it would it would seem very strange.

2!!! Y'see? Most peculiar.
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Posted 02 September 2007 - 07:47 AM

Probably something to do with playing twing-twang...
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Posted 02 September 2007 - 11:43 AM

2.

What?

2!!!

Rob, I thought we agreed we weren't going to do "2" in public.

Paul, YOU WILL DO AS I SAY AS I AM YOUR OPPRESSOR.

But... I thought you said we were a partnership so therefore we are important as each other!

WHEN I SAY WE HAVE TO DO "2" YOU WILL OBEY WITHOUT QUESTION.

Fuck you, I'm going home.

DON'T MAKE GET OUT THE BRAIN IN THE JAR.

Gulp...

THAT'S RIGHT. NOW GO AND GET THE "2" SUIT.

(Paul commits sepukku while Rob turns round to shave his head in preparation for the fourth round of "2". FEAR THE "2".)
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Posted 02 September 2007 - 08:46 PM

Shut up.
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 01:41 AM

2nded.
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 01:48 AM

Pwned 4Life, n00bie scum! Lollers ROFLz!!!111
<!--quoteo(post=174818:date=Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM:name=Cobnat)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=174818"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Microsoft Sans Serif--><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->Lets all have sex with robots until our groins are sore and bloody!<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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Posted 03 September 2007 - 02:51 AM

PWN U, N00b!!! W00t!!! laugh.gif
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Posted 03 September 2007 - 02:55 AM

Everyone. Shut. Up.
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