[Chefelf]

That Hot Girl on the Subway
Or
Do Androids Dream of Electric Blankets?

I was on my way to work yesterday when a girl came and sat next to me on the subway. She was hot! Not hot as in attractive or sexy or what have you. I believe she was of average physical appearance. She was hot in the sense of her temperature. As soon as she sat next to me I could feel an intense heat coming off of her. She wasn't touching me, she was just sitting a few inches away in the next seat but I could feel heat against my arm.

Humans don't generally generate heat in this way. The only thing I know of that generates heat like this is cooking equipment or electronics. It was as if there was a large stereo receiver next to me that had been on for hours.

So I think it's safe to assume that she was an android. More than likely, the thermal exterior (made using similar technology as an electric blanket) below her pseudodermis is malfunctioning. Generally this exists to simulate body heat so that androids are not cold to the touch.

The only real question is this; how many more are there? I'm also curious as to their mission. Are they friend or foe? Or is there a secret conflict going on between warring factions of androids?

FYI... she got off at 34th St., Penn Station. Keep your eyes peeled.

[Deepsycher]

Maybe next time you could bring a large magnet to find out.

[optimus_prime]

logical explanation:

maybe she just got done working out, and doesnt sweat,..or if she did sweat, she wiped away all her sweat prior to sitting next to you

perhaps she just left from a sauna or jacuzzi, and her body seems to retain heat a little bit longer than your average individual.

she was sitting out in the sun for an extended time period prior to getting on the subway.

[Spoon Poetic]

Or really sick. In which case, you might want to be watching yourself for symptoms...

I like the android explanation better, though.

[mireaux7]

we, as humans, actually have small amount of electricity in us. she was wearing some sort of electronic device that was giving off its own heat, and this heat was traveling throughout her body via electric current. which also supports your android theory.

This post has been edited by mireaux7: 18 July 2007 - 02:17 PM

[Bond]

Or, she could be one of those fighting Japanese robots! I can picture it now:

Warm Chicks!
More than meets the eye!
Warm Chicks!
Robots in disguise!

[Deepsycher]

Or Warm Chicks!:
To roast, slice up and eat.

Sometimes I feel heat from certain strangers from a long distance but I don't go close to people. I feel it more on stressful occasions.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 18 July 2007 - 02:53 PM

[Bond]

Maybe it's related to that Spontaneous Combustion stuff.

[Deepsycher]

Joke: "Don't worry Mr Elf I just have just the thing for you."



"Elf Formula lubricant for riding opposition."

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 18 July 2007 - 03:10 PM

[Bond]

Ha-ha! Hey, that'd be a great avatar!

[TruJade]

I think we are all missing the obvious...
The Cylons have finally found Earth.
Adama was to late and well, we will ultimately

be taken over by legions of unfriendly toasters
once they seduce the Secretaries of Defense for every country
so i say three days tops.

[Slade]

There's no rational justification for those Cylons bothering us.

I will, however, be wary of androids.

[wrathiron]

Maybe she was wearing a heated thong?or an electric heated sweater. I mean it´s summer, but there are weird people in NY.