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Posted 29 September 2007 - 01:26 PM

I just spent almost all of my dividend earnings on more ChefElf stock, while it's falling.

Oh, it's on the rise again. Oh well. Yay stock!
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Posted 29 September 2007 - 01:37 PM

I learned an important lesson. To never put my money on chances like these. I practiced learning that lesson from bootsales.

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Posted 01 October 2007 - 07:43 PM

I learned from this simulation that if you invest enough money early enough, you'll be paid back a-million-fold in no time.
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Posted 04 October 2007 - 08:04 PM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Why cant I buy the shares!? I had a perfect plan! A perfect plan for world domination and now it has been shattered by the greedy and obnoxious chef with the big ears and funny hat!

Seriously though Chefelf, make more stocks available to me… I mean the public.

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Posted 05 October 2007 - 08:25 AM

Sorry, I have no control over how many stocks are available. No more than anyone else. If people sell stocks they'll be available.
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 11:33 PM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Oct 5 2007, 05:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sorry, I have no control over how many stocks are available. No more than anyone else. If people sell stocks they'll be available.


So be it! The dye is cast.
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Posted 05 October 2007 - 11:56 PM

I know this isn't the place for this, but the exp​ression is "The die is cast." It means a chance has been taken, an irrevocable decision has been made and all we can do now is see what the outcome will be. Caesar is alleged to have said it when he took his army across the Rubicon.
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Posted 06 October 2007 - 11:26 AM

The die is cast indeed! Damn, down $305.19 to $0.01 a share! I'm ruined! sad.gif
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Posted 06 October 2007 - 11:39 AM

And what I said just became true: Chefelf stocks dropped from 305.19 to 0.01 in a second.

The math system behind it is just moronic.
I know that you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant.
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Posted 07 October 2007 - 11:43 AM

Yay, it's cheap! Time to buy more!

Edit: Oh. Crap. I can't buy anymore because none are available to share? How the hell does this thing actually calculate value of stocks?! How can every stock available be owned, but the stock be considered worthless?

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Posted 07 October 2007 - 01:59 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Oct 7 2007, 07:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
How the hell does this thing actually calculate value of stocks?! How can every stock available be owned, but the stock be considered worthless?


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The math system behind it is just moronic.

I know that you believe you understood what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you read is not what I meant.
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Posted 07 October 2007 - 05:07 PM

Like gambling you fell for it. Enticements on doing well at first then you start to loose and some people can't quit the temptations of giving up the addiction ruled by someone else.
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Posted 07 October 2007 - 06:42 PM

It's pretend money, Dee; so it's not a bad thing.
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Posted 07 October 2007 - 07:38 PM

I know I know I know it's pretend. I would still be disappointed if I did such a pretentious thing with money. I predicted this was going to happen in the way I thought and as of now I am right. But might be wrong tomorrow.

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Posted 09 October 2007 - 11:29 PM

QUOTE (Chefelf @ Oct 6 2007, 11:26 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The die is cast indeed! Damn, down $305.19 to $0.01 a share! I'm ruined! sad.gif


and you took me with you!!! I trusted you, damnit!



I had big plans for that money. crying.gif
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