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Posted 23 August 2007 - 03:59 AM

I've gotta be honest, I'd imagine Yahtz would like to be known as something other than 'that guy who makes those games that I've heard about but never played'.

So getting some sort of recognition for his humour is probably exactly what he wants. I'v been visiting FR for about 2 years now, and still go through the archives every now and then for a good laugh.

Although if anyone can find me the diagram of 'what's outside the universe', that'd be good - I can't find the blasted thing anywhere.

EDIT: Added some words so that it made sense.

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Posted 23 August 2007 - 04:39 AM

I tried the pen thing, and it didn't hurt. Presumably Yahtzee deliberately included a non-hurting thing to avoid being used, or he has been watching particularly lame horror movies recently.


QUOTE (Spann @ Aug 23 2007, 05:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Where did Bond go?


Dunno, but I've heard if you look into your monitor and say "mastermind" 5 times, he'll appear and kill your family by claiming to be the second coming of Jesus at them.
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 04:43 AM

QUOTE (Thaluikhain @ Aug 23 2007, 10:39 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I tried the pen thing, and it didn't hurt.

It seems to have something to do with the positioning of your index and little fingers.
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 04:47 AM

It works best if you get someone else to squeeze your fingers for you.
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 04:50 AM

Is it sad that this has descended into a conversation into how best to hurt yourself with a biro?
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 04:59 AM

QUOTE (Spann @ Aug 23 2007, 07:50 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Is it sad that this has descended into a conversation into how best to hurt yourself with a biro?


It is. I mean, FFS, the best way is to insert into you urethra, people.
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 05:04 AM

I once had a pencil embedded 4 inches in the back of my leg.

Believe me, THAT fucking hurts.
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 05:55 AM

Really? I wouldn't have thought that would have hurt at all.

Um, why did you stab yourself with a pencil?
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 05:59 AM

I didn't.

Unfortunately, I fell on it. I know that's the oldest cliche in the book, but I did.

It bled ALOT, and I really don't think the doctor who removed it knew what he was doing.
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 05:59 AM

QUOTE (Spann @ Aug 23 2007, 11:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I once had a pencil embedded 4 inches in the back of my leg.

Believe me, THAT fucking hurts.


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Posted 23 August 2007 - 06:05 AM

Hahaha.

Worst bit was, it happened on my bus to college, and the bus driver wouldn't take me to A+E, so I had to walk across town, order a taxi, then get in the back face down for the ride to the hospital.

Embarrassed doesn't even come close.
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 06:16 AM

Must have been some fall.
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 06:23 AM

Yeah, it was. I don't recommend it to anyone.
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 08:28 AM

Go on, give us a walkthrough.
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Posted 23 August 2007 - 08:18 PM

Funny Psyconauts review smile.gif

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