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My attempt at 5DAS novelization

#106 User is offline   jspaceman Icon

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Posted 11 August 2007 - 10:04 PM

Ok, Bond, I don't know if you're really that retarded, or a member of /b/ or FYAD, and trying out asymmetrical flaming tecniques. I can't really tell. Either way, stop posting so much. The rest of you clowns thanks for all the pointless shit. I don't really feel like working on the story for the time being. When I do get back on it, I'll start a new thread. If there are any mods in this little slice of heaven, please lock this thing.
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Posted 12 August 2007 - 04:16 AM

QUOTE (Thaluikhain @ Aug 11 2007, 05:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ooooh...and the New Dr who story "42" is about a guy on a spaceship that gets possessed, puts on a welding mask, and goes round killing people one by one.

Yahtzee has obviously nicked this idea...retroactively.


Haha, I watched that with my girlfriend the other night. Every time the possessed dude showed up and started the whole BURN WITH ME spiel I'd start whistling Cabadath's theme and she'd hit me with a cushion.

jspaceman, chill. I liked your story just fine, being somewhat of a writer myself. But if you're expecting a perfectly ordered forum where people don't fartarse around, don't get off topic and whatnot... well, this ain't it. Welcome to Fully Ramblomatic.

That said, I'm looking forward to how you write the passages where Trilby is possessed by the Welder. Even though you're writing from the third-person omnipotent view I'm curious as to whether or not you'll detail the entire incident or simply follow Trilby's perception of things as Yahtzee did.
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Posted 12 August 2007 - 11:58 AM

Might want to write it from the Welder's perspective, perhaps... wink.gif


EDIT: 1700 posts! W00t! laugh.gif

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Posted 12 August 2007 - 08:58 PM

I know that at this point, ridiculing Bond's posts is kind of cliche, but...

Obviously, Bond, you're just posting crap because you're trying to up your post count. Your excitement at 1700 posts provides further evidence of this.

STOP.
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Posted 12 August 2007 - 09:05 PM

QUOTE (joshofalltrades @ Aug 12 2007, 09:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Obviously, Bond, you're just posting crap because you're trying to up your post count. Your excitement at 1700 posts provides further evidence of this.

Seriously, Bond. I've been on these forums for about 10 months, and I just the other day got my 100th post. You've been on the forums for about ONE MONTH and here you are with 1700. Doesn't this seem a bit strange to you? Just a little? Dude, even Cobnat, who has 2280 posts or so has been on these forums for a little less than two years. You're over HALF that in ONE MONTH. Why aren't you noticing the problem here??
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Posted 13 August 2007 - 05:53 AM

Lads, I know it seems a bit extreme, but if we all put him on our ignore list then it'll be like he isn't here. I for one like the sound of pre-Bond FullyRamblomatic again!

On a side note, I just had a dream where all of you were arguing about the novelisation, and how it would be done... I then wrote a stupid mock draft, and Yahtzee thought it was real and called me a twat. I responded by getting pissed at him and shouting how I am actually a professional writer/journalist.

And yes, I am JUST out of bed! biggrin.gif
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Posted 13 August 2007 - 07:34 AM

Are you a professional writer/journalist?
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Posted 13 August 2007 - 07:34 AM

QUOTE (CJ Marren @ Aug 13 2007, 02:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lads, I know it seems a bit extreme, but if we all put him on our ignore list then it'll be like he isn't here. I for one like the sound of pre-Bond FullyRamblomatic again!


That’s what I have been trying to say! But nobody listens to me… its almost as if everyone has me on their ignore list…
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Posted 13 August 2007 - 12:17 PM

I wouldn't be surprised.
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Posted 13 August 2007 - 12:20 PM

QUOTE (AdamM @ Aug 13 2007, 01:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Are you a professional writer/journalist?

Aye - well I'm professionally trained (awaiting my degree in Journalism and Visual Media at the mo) and have been published in a number of publications, as well as having done radio. Actually, Yahtz, if I'd be any use to you (for games, preferably not of the sexual nature) let me know.

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Posted 13 August 2007 - 02:16 PM

Lads, I'm here for the count. wink.gif

Now, who'd like to close this sucker, seeing as the original poster seems to have slinked off into the murky blackness...? unsure.gif
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Posted 14 August 2007 - 06:42 AM

Oh...what sort of Trilby is Trilby's Trilby?
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Posted 14 August 2007 - 08:52 PM

A beige one, I think. wink.gif
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Posted 14 August 2007 - 10:14 PM

QUOTE (Thaluikhain @ Aug 14 2007, 12:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh...what sort of Trilby is Trilby's Trilby?

It was described in the non-existing IRC channel last night, can't remember exactly, but I found out Yahtz is to hats what I am to masturbating. biggrin.gif

I know, not needed, but hell, I find it funny.
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<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

And the man again!
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<u><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF8C00--><span style="color:#FF8C00"><!--/coloro-->My Getting Huge Progress (Gym and weight gain diet)<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--></u>
<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
<b>December '07:</b> 12st 11lbs (179lbs)
<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
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Posted 14 August 2007 - 11:21 PM

QUOTE (CJ Marren @ Aug 14 2007, 10:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Yahtz is to hats what I am to masturbating. biggrin.gif


And that's... unsure.gif
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