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cast your own star wars who would you pick?

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Posted 24 August 2007 - 08:09 AM

if you could cast anyone to be in any star wars film, who would you pick to reprise key character roles?

of course, many would say that most, all, or some of the 6 films are perfect the exact way they are.

i would agree to that too, of the most part, and especially with the OT.

but, just to fool around, and for tongue-in-cheek humor, try to think of some interesting and wacky replacements.

here are my humorous suggestions:

Luke Skywalker:....................Keanu Reeves (the Matrix-Neo look)
Han Solo:..............................Russell Crowe (the way he looked about 10 yrs ago)
Leia:......................................Angelina Jolie
Obi-Wan (old):........................Christopher Lambert (the way he looked in Mortal Kombat)
Obi-Wan (young):.....................Fred Savage (complete with "Wonder Years" narration)
Anakin:.....................................Justin Guarini
Palpatine.....................................the famous unknown elderly man who does the "Bitter Beer Face"
Vader:........................................Arnold Schwarzenegger (the way he looked about 17 yrs ago)
Yoda..........................................Kermit the Frog (that other swamp puppet)
Jabba......................................Rose O'Donnell (fat and bitchy,.thats a good Jabba!)
Chewbacca..............................Ozzy Ozbourne
C3PO....................................Gilbert Godfried
Lando...................................Tim Meadows (doing his famous "Ladies Man" character from SNL)
R2-D2.................................Verne Troyer
Boba Fett.............................Vin Diesel
Mace....................................Chris Tucker
Maul......................................Gene Simmons (in KISS makeup with flaming batons)
Ewok.....................................Bow Wow
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