[Chefelf]

Kyle’s perfect rear

Many men have long suspected it, but now it’s official: Kylie Minogue has the ideal bottom. Professor John Manning, of the University of Central Lancaster’s psychology department (don’t academics have better things to do with their time?) has decreed that the the ideal female derriere lies in the ratio between waist and hips. The Aussie songstress meets this criterion in spades. Anyway, here comes the science bit, as they say. The way to assess the perfect bottom is reached by dividing the waist measurement by the hip measurement and that this should ideally be 0.7, meaning the waist should be around a third smaller than the hips. "The bottom is a general sign of a women’s hormonal state and her general health," says the Prof’, "Fat is the key. In women it is stored in the bottom and forms a reserve that allows them to get through pregnancy."

http://www.peoplenew...?page=1&id=3314

[srmoore]

Ya think they would have included a visual aid with that science stuff.. but noooooo.. have to go look for a picture of her butt yourself.

[Emu]

A scientific study of butt ratios!? Don't they have diseases to cure, and the like? What about space travel? Nooo, apparently butt ratios are *much* more important.

[Heccubus]

I have two words:

No shit.

I thought it was pretty general knowledge that Kylie had an attractive posterior, but maybe that's just me.

[Supes]

Yeah. I'm pretty sure I don't need a scientist to tell me Kylie has the perfect butt. I grew up watching her on TV, and to be honest her figure has only gotten better as she's gotten older.