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Posted 23 February 2008 - 01:30 PM

Let's fire this up a bit. I'm having some fever, so I guess I am in the best possible mood for this sort of activity, eh?

The history of #fullyramblomatic, based on the events told by Gekko the talended, Blueskirt the sacred guardian and the people of #fullyramblomatic.

Times before messiah: On these dark eras, people wandered around in the cold, dark world known as Internets, without a goal. Lots of fine men never returned to their loved ones and those who did, never were the same they used to be. Then the messiah arrived.

Times after the messiah: He was not acknowledged as the king rightaway. He worked hard for his fame to reach the first followers and after a very long time, a place of very high spiritual power was founded. This place was called as "The Forums" and they gained quite a lot of recognition.

The ages of light: The life couldn't be better on The Forums. Bunnies played cards with Wolves, and the Fishermen swam with Fishies. The Forums were a true paradise where the lost souls could find comfort and warmth. However, this was not to last.

The birth of #: A Man who was just rescued from the oblivion of the Internets saw this problem incoming, and therefore made a plan to save the last good souls. A enemy was approaching the gates of The Forums, and The Man was in haste. The Trolls arrived to The Forums, and contracted even the most faithful followers of The King. The King with the assistance of the Great Chehelf tried to stop this invasion, but they only bought a little more time. The disease had arrived.

The Man commenced his plan and tried to convince others. It appeared that only a few people were interested and hopeful in this sort of project. Disregarding the negative comments The Man founded this secret Sanctuary. The place would be guarded by The Man and the True Followers of the King.

A few days after the founding of Sanctuary: The plan was now in complete movement and Sanctuary gained it's first members. Even B-Cup the Nomad joined the Sanctuary, even though he was somewhat disagreeing with this plan previously. The first members of the Sanctuary built the sacred place and began spreading the word of this new Eden. B-Cup the Noman gained the award of Sage shortly after the first days of The Sanctuary and the Holy Logs were founded. Some of the Trolls immediately tried to take over the Sanctuary, but The Man was prepared for this, and the Sanctuary was saved.

A few weeks after the founding of the Sanctuary: The King finally visited the Sanctuary and The Man knew the Plan was succesful. The titles of Sheriff were soon gives to the Sage and to the Ranter, and the tests of priesthood were made to public. A few members passed the tests and became the Priests. The Sanctuary became a home to The Man, The Sage, The Ranter, the Priests and the members. A final place of freedom. A place where bunnies hugged wolves and fishermen build baots with the fishies.

A few months after the founding of the Sanctuary: The Logs were made to public and the Halls of Knowledge were founded. In these halls the people of Sanctuary could gaze upon the Tablets of Wisdom and wander to memories, long time forgotten, or in bright memory. At these times The Man founded the Sport, which nowdays belongs to the basic activity of every proper Member. As the first Sport was held in the Sanctuary, the Sanctuary became too crowded and an extension was founded. This extension was called "The MUD". Not many know the meaning of these letters.

More months later: A devastating setback hit the Sanctuary. Not all were Enlightened and caused some Bunnies to escape the Sanctuary and Kissies on Ouchies to lose their sacred power. On these sad times The Man made a desperate action and wrote the Law. The law was soon forgotten, but it managed to cure the Sanctuary. The man started to lose his sanity due to wandering to the Dark Corners of His Mind and creating Choiceology and the teachings of 6th dimension. These teachings were made to public, but the readers were to use caution with the texts, as the texts were really close the Troll empire.

More more months later: Present day. The Sanctuary has suffered loss of members, but it is starting to gain more popularity again. The upcoming days show lots of Bunnies riding with Wolves and Fishermen Sailing the seas with Fishies.

More stuff coming up later tonight or tomorrow, hopefully.

This post has been edited by Gekko: 23 February 2008 - 01:34 PM

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Posted 23 February 2008 - 04:43 PM

Like I said, more stuff coming up! Thanks for the guardian of Logs, blueskirt, for saving all of these!

Every MUD held on #fullyramblomaticmud

Have fun reading them.

EDIT: Updated the file, anyone who has downloaded it already, consider re-downloading.

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Posted 24 February 2008 - 07:06 AM

It seems I can no longer edit my previous post, so I just spam a bit more.

#fullyramblomatic - the population index

#fullyramblomatic - the regional map
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Posted 27 February 2008 - 12:37 AM

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[00:33] <Clouddark> Everybody thinks their sibling is hot
[00:33] <arien> I... do not.
[00:33] <arien> At all.
[00:33] <Dritz_Sleep> I don't.
[00:33] <Clouddark> Your wierd then.
[00:33] <Clouddark> BOTH WIERD
[00:33] <Dritz_Sleep> Also she's already married.
[00:33] <arien> I think my little brothers are cute but that is completely different.
[00:33] <Dritz_Sleep> And has a kid.
[00:34] <Clouddark> Uh
[00:34] <Clouddark> Arien...
[00:34] <arien> Yes?
[00:34] <Clouddark> I ment it's supposed to be the young liking the old
[00:34] <Clouddark> Er.
[00:34] <Clouddark> Whatev.
[00:34] <arien> Oh
[00:34] <arien> That explains it then; I'm the oldest!
[00:34] <Clouddark> Yes
[00:34] <Dritz_Sleep> I'm not.
[00:34] <Dritz_Sleep> biggrin.gif
[00:34] <RantingHuman> biggrin.gif
[00:34] <Dritz_Sleep> But my sister's six years older than me.
[00:34] <Clouddark> o_o
[00:34] <Clouddark> Well uh.
[00:34] <Clouddark> This has gotten PRETTY wierd.
[00:35] <Dritz_Sleep> Yeah.
[00:35] <arien> I'm going to do the "I don't want to sleep with my brothers which is cool!" dance.
[00:35] * arien dances.
[00:35] <Clouddark> ...
[00:35] <Clouddark> I dident mean it like that.
[00:35] * Dritz_Sleep does the "I don't wnat to sleep with my sister which is cool!" dance.
[00:35] <Clouddark> I dont want to sleep with my sister.
[00:35] <Clouddark> Everybody else wants to sleep with my sister.
[00:35] * arien high-fives Dritz
[00:35] <Dritz_Sleep> Heh.
[00:35] <arien> I don't.
[00:35] <arien> Sorry, Cloud's sister.
[00:35] <Clouddark> You would if you knew her.
[00:36] <arien> Would I?
[00:36] <Dritz_Sleep> Maybe she's so hot she turns girls into lesbians?
[00:36] <arien> That'd have to be pretty damn hot
[00:36] <Clouddark> yes.
[00:36] <Clouddark> She is.
[00:36] <Clouddark> But not enough to turn gays straight
[00:36] <arien> Is that possible?
[00:36] <Clouddark> No it isent.
[00:36] <Clouddark> There isent a force hot enough to do it.
[00:36] <arien> I didn't think so.


In which we learn about the apparent hotness of Cloud's sister.

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 03:21 AM

QUOTE (Gekko @ Feb 24 2008, 10:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I personally think that you missed out one very important member in that map. One from Australia.
Does anyone else agree?
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Posted 27 February 2008 - 09:26 AM

Who the fuck lives in Australia that anyone cares about
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Posted 27 February 2008 - 03:31 PM

QUOTE (Patch @ Feb 27 2008, 10:21 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I personally think that you missed out one very important member in that map. One from Australia.
Does anyone else agree?


Well, I tried to include all the members I remembered and visited the channel in two weeks when I tried to gather the logs for the people who still are active (not all of them are active, though). In case you meant Mr. Yahtzee, get your eyes checked.

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Posted 27 February 2008 - 05:35 PM

More spam to this thread. Reading those MUDs can give lots of golden quotes.

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[20:43:58] <Clouddark> "Somebody who can stay in control of virtually any situation is somebody who is said to know where his or her towel is."

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Posted 03 March 2008 - 09:10 PM

I was a genius today.

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[21:05] <OraticusOfBorg> I can't believe I did that, and shall go slam my penis in a door for that.
[21:05] <Pandar> I'm very specific with those.
[21:05] <Gobbly> Oi.
[21:05] <Gobbly> Not in front of the lady.
[21:06] <Pandar> Clever.
[21:06] <OraticusOfBorg> Okay...
[21:06] * Gobbly covers Miss ariens eyes
[21:06] <Pandar> But not really.
[21:06] <Pandar> biggrin.gif
[21:06] <arien> Too bad, no future children for Orat.
[21:06] <OraticusOfBorg> I'll go slam my fingers in it.
[21:06] <arien> Does anyone care? Show of hands.
[21:06] <Pandar> All over a simple grammatical error.
[21:06] <OraticusOfBorg> My right hand fingers.
[21:06] <Clouddark> Thats the scrotum dear.
[21:06] <arien> The factory won't do any good if the worker is dead.
[21:06] <Gobbly> ...

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 06:25 PM

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A-Lad> Are you going to take little Jimmy this weekend?
* Gobbly sighs
<Gobbly> Sure, sure...
<Gobbly> As long as you give him his meds
<A-Lad> I have
<A-Lad> I'll send along a bottle; he'll need to take 2 before he goes to bed
<Gobbly> I hope he won't throw up again...
<Gobbly> ... damn that little stomach can carry a lot...
<Gobbly> I guess he got that from my grandpa.
<A-Lad> I suppose so.
<A-Lad> Don't take him to Hooters again though
<Gobbly> Oh come on!
<A-Lad> I didn't appreciate when he pointed at my chest and said, "Why don't you have an owl too?"
<Gobbly> He only had like four or six beer!
<Gobbly> He'll never grow up at a pace like that
<Gobbly> You're making him too soft
<A-Lad> And he told his therapist that. Now look who's getting investigated by CPS.
<Gobbly> Well then we'll just pull the old child abduction trick again and move into the next state
* A-Lad sighs
<Gobbly> Geezus, why do you always have to make things so complicated?
<A-Lad> I suppose we'll have to
<A-Lad> Me? This is all your fault.
<A-Lad> Just like last time
<A-Lad> He did NOT need a hooker for his 8th birthday
<Gobbly> No, I did, but he snatched her away from me!
<Gobbly> And it's all because you leave him on such a long leash.
<Gobbly> Literally.
<A-Lad> If you actually *used* the leash, he wouldn't have gotten to that hooker, now would he.
<A-Lad> Using it on the hooker does NOT COUNT.
<Gobbly> "Use the leash" she says. Oh hohohoho. Do I need to remind you that it's your fault for giving me so much work with burrying all those postmen in the garden?
<A-Lad> It wouldn't have been a problem if they hadn't walked in on you with the mayor's wife.
<A-Lad> You could have at least closed the front door.
<Gobbly> How am I supposed to use the freaking leash when I'm all covered in blood and guts?
<Gobbly> There was no door, remember?
<A-Lad> Then use a bedsheet like a curtain. That's what we used to do, don't you remember?
<Gobbly> You could have used the doorknob, like regular people...
<A-Lad> Doorknobs just get in the way, you knew that.
<A-Lad> Don't you remember that one time? In Paris?
* Gobbly sighs
<Gobbly> We were young.
<A-Lad> True.
<Gobbly> And homicidal.
<A-Lad> I just wish Anne hadn't seen...
<Gobbly> Of course, you still had all of your teeth back then.
<A-Lad> Hey, that's true... I had forgotten about that.
<A-Lad> Ah, how long ago that was
<Gobbly> Two weeks.
<Gobbly> See now why I told you to lean off the acid?
<A-Lad> Oh yes, right after you got your prosthetics.
<Gobbly> Oh, there you go again.
<A-Lad> I would have, if you hadn't kept lacing my drinks with it.
<Gobbly> What was I supposed to do?
<Gobbly> I had to hide it somewhere
<Gobbly> And yours was the only barrel of beer that was big enough to hold it all!
<A-Lad> You could have used the pickle barrel, hello
<Gobbly> Jimmy was sleeping in there, remember?
<Gobbly> Also Anne.
<Gobbly> And her pimp.
<A-Lad> God rest his soul.
<A-Lad> But they wouldn't have minded... it would have helped everything go smoother.
<Gobbly> Oh, yeah, that's what it's all about, right? Smoothness.
<Gobbly> Like when you drove that SUV through the mall.
<Gobbly> And several shop assistants.
<Gobbly> Reeeaaaallly smooth.
<A-Lad> Hello, I was illegally transporting your mistress from prison. I think I deserve a thank you for that.
<Gobbly> Oh, thank you alright.
<Gobbly> You know, usually, when you're giving people a ride, you don't tie them to the back of the car!
<A-Lad> She was getting a better view of her former life that way.
<A-Lad> It would help her appreciate me more
<Gobbly> That was the second time I picked her up from the streets.
<A-Lad> LIKE YOU NEVER DID>
<A-Lad> You never picked ME up from the streets!
<Gobbly> So not true!
<A-Lad> Yes true!
<Gobbly> I picked you up SEVERAL TIMES after bashing your head back into the gutter!
<A-Lad> That doesn't count.
<Gobbly> It so does!
<A-Lad> It doesn't count because you put me back!
<Gobbly> SEVERAL TIMES!
<A-Lad> Anne's pimp picked me up and took me to that unlicensed doctor.
<A-Lad> He was twice the gentleman you'll ever be.
<A-Lad> God rest his soul.
<Gobbly> Anyone would have fainted if he had to see THAT up close
<A-Lad> I didn't ask you to throw up on my face.
<A-Lad> And you didn't have to go throwing him out of that helicopter, either.
<Gobbly> See that's why I keep telling you to quit nagging and get out of my face!
<A-Lad> I'd get out of yours if you'd get out of mine!
<Gobbly> Well it's really hard to go on a diet when you're constantly giving me a reason to eat something to compensate all that frustration!
<A-Lad> Diet? Ha.
<A-Lad> I'd like to see you try.
<Gobbly> You don't even know what that is, do you?
<Gobbly> I suppose you shouldn't have maimed that elementary teacher of yours so soon
<A-Lad> He was asking for it.
<Gobbly> He was asking for the solution to 2+2=!
<Gobbly> Your answer was definitely wrong.
<A-Lad> If by a solution to 2+2 you mean he was asking if he could get those jellybeans for me, you're correct.
<A-Lad> And I feel I was completely justified
<A-Lad> He should have known better.
<A-Lad> Besides, you're the one who made him bite the curb.
<Gobbly> What was I supposed to do?
<Gobbly> Eat him like that?
<A-Lad> It would have been more polite, in any case.
<Gobbly> You know I hate the taste of teachers.
<Gobbly> I had to mix it with some better flavour...
<Gobbly> ... your dog tasted awful too, by the way.
<A-Lad> You know, you could have told me that upfront instead of having me learn from experience.
<A-Lad> The dog tasted bad because you gave him herpes.
<A-Lad> Poor Fluffy.
<A-Lad> He didn't deserve that, you bastard
<Gobbly> Oh, but he deserved you, right?
<Gobbly> All that love that you're handing out so freely?
<A-Lad> At least I was *gentle*
<A-Lad> Something you never learned.
<Gobbly> When Jesus said "Love thy neighbour" I doubt he really meaned it like that
<A-Lad> Oh, *you're* the one to talk.
<Gobbly> I am!
<A-Lad> Mr. "Let's Move Next Door To The Playboy Mansion!"
<Gobbly> I never really loved any of them
<A-Lad> Yes, because what you do could never be called "loving"
<Gobbly> They never complained!
<A-Lad> Because you sewed their lips shut!
<A-Lad> Real classy, that.
<Gobbly> Those lips were useless anyway when you cut out their tongues
<A-Lad> That was only so they'd leave Jimmy alone and you know it.
<Gobbly> I just can't stand it when a whench drops blood from her mouth all over my carpet...
<A-Lad> Ah-EM. MY carpet.
<A-Lad> You should have been the one to explain that to your mother.
<Gobbly> WHAT?
<A-Lad> You heard what I said.
<Gobbly> Because you kept your carpet growing all over our floor?
<A-Lad> Oh really, mister, "Hey, I Think I Need A Lawnmower For This!"
<A-Lad> ?
<Gobbly> Lawnmower
<Gobbly> Hah
<A-Lad> And in front of Anne and Jimmy.
<A-Lad> Way to set a good example.
<Gobbly> More like combine harvester
<Gobbly> You know, I have news for you:
<A-Lad> Really now.
<Gobbly> When your mother told you that the doctor who delivered you just suffered from tourettes -
<Gobbly> she was lying.
<Gobbly> As always.
<A-Lad> What.
<A-Lad> That is a filthy lie.
<A-Lad> My mother is an angle
<A-Lad> *angel
<A-Lad> Unlike yours.
<Gobbly> Angels don't nuke whole suburbs just because the 7/11 is out of root beer
<A-Lad> Ah ah ah, you remember incorrectly. She thought that there were terrorists under the 7/11.
<A-Lad> And I can't blame her; when you grow a beard and put on a turban, you do look like one.
<A-Lad> And bring a BOMB TO HER DOOR
<Gobbly> It was merely a courtesy.
<Gobbly> For all the good advice
<Gobbly> LIKE MARRYING YOU, FOR INSTANCE
* A-Lad gasps
<A-Lad> You TAKE THAT BACK
<Gobbly> OH I SURE WOULD LIKE TO
<Gobbly> But NOOO, you had to convert me to catholicism
<A-Lad> Converting to catholicism does NOT MEAN giving Jimmy to the priest for the weekend!
<A-Lad> And banging the nuns!
<Gobbly> You and me both know that he was overflowing with sin
<A-Lad> Be that as it may, that is even less of a reason to let Jimmy stay with him
<Gobbly> What are you saying now, that banging nuns is not like a "Get out of hell for free" ticket?
<A-Lad> You thought it *was*?!
<Gobbly> Sure felt like it
<A-Lad> What the hell is wrong with you?!
<A-Lad> Didn't you notice Anne there, even?!
<A-Lad> I *told* you she became a nun!
<A-Lad> I told you so many times!
<A-Lad> But you don't listen!
<A-Lad> You never listen!
<Gobbly> What?
<A-Lad> See, you didn't even notice!
<Gobbly> Sorry, I couldn't hear you over all that bullshit that keeps flowing out of your mouth.
<A-Lad> Only because you put it there.
* Gobbly gasps
<Gobbly> Don't go there, woman
<Gobbly> I told you I was sorry
<A-Lad> You didn't act sorry.
<Gobbly> At least I tried!
<A-Lad> Trying is not telling Jimmy to "Go see what daddy did!"
<Gobbly> You just don't understand that
<Gobbly> You don't know what it's like, living in your shadow
<A-Lad> How could anyone understand that?
<Gobbly> Well look at those two walking pieces of shit that you produced!
<A-Lad> My shadow? Darlin', you wouldn't fit in my shadow if you tried
<Gobbly> It's a freaking insult to any husbands pride!
<A-Lad> Me? Me?
<A-Lad> It wasn't all me and you know it.
<Gobbly> So maybe those postmen too
<Gobbly> But mostly you, still!
<A-Lad> Ooooooh no.
<A-Lad> Those postmen were your problem, not mine
<Gobbly> For god's sake, they were just. delivering. the. mail.
<Gobbly> You didn't have to tear out their throats for that.
<A-Lad> Yes, but they didn't have to put the mail in your mail slot.
<A-Lad> *their mail
<A-Lad> In FRONT OF THE CHILDREN, for God's sake!
<Gobbly> I tire of this.
<Gobbly> Woman, make me sandwich.
<A-Lad> Make me one first, bastard.
<Gobbly> I did! I even showed you! Those playmates really gave it their best too!
<A-Lad> I *told you* to stop getting stuff from them!
<Gobbly> Why? I shared everything I got from them with you!
<Gobbly> Herpes, Syphilis, Chlamydia - you name it!
<A-Lad> I *did*
<A-Lad> That's why I named the baby Chlamydia, for God's sake
<Gobbly> Right.
<Gobbly> There was another one of those.
<Gobbly> I forgot.
<A-Lad> Yes. Yes there was.
<A-Lad> And you thought she was a TURKEY AND TRIED TO COOK HER
<Gobbly> She looked like one after you sat on here for THREE WHOLE WEEKS!
<A-Lad> Excuse me?
<A-Lad> Maybe you confused me with the playmate you hired as a babysitter.
<A-Lad> Not the brightest crayon in the box, that one.
<Gobbly> Took everything very literally
<A-Lad> You could have at least gotten a smart one.
<A-Lad> But, of course, a smart one wouldn't go anywhere with you.
<Gobbly> Yeah, that's why you're still with me.
<Gobbly> <3
<A-Lad> ... yeah.
<A-Lad> <3


No idea why this started up, but it was brilliant.

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Posted 07 March 2008 - 06:32 PM

QUOTE (Dritz @ Mar 7 2008, 06:25 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
No idea why this started up, but it was brilliant.


It started here:

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[2008-03-07 16:44:18] <A-Lad> And that's when I said, "No, it was *Pandar*'s mom."
[2008-03-07 16:44:33] <Gobbly> Epic joke.
[2008-03-07 16:44:39] <A-Lad> Thank you!
[2008-03-07 16:44:39] <Pandar> Yeah, I remember that, then I drop kicked you in the neck and you were hospitalized for a few weeks.
[2008-03-07 16:44:44] <Gobbly> Also true
[2008-03-07 16:44:55] <A-Lad> And then I sued you for domestic abuse.
[2008-03-07 16:45:09] <Gobbly> I couldn't help it!
[2008-03-07 16:45:11] <blueskirt> And you won!
[2008-03-07 16:45:13] <Gobbly> A man has needs and urges!
[2008-03-07 16:45:16] <Pandar> Then i got Jackie Chiles and you lost the case and I counter sued for a few hundred thousands.
[2008-03-07 16:45:19] <Pandar> Awesome.
[2008-03-07 16:45:20] <Gobbly> Yeah, she totally pwned me...
[2008-03-07 16:45:25] <A-Lad> And the judge gave me custody of the children and you had to pay child support
[2008-03-07 16:45:49] <Gobbly> ... at least you let me keep the dog.
[2008-03-07 16:45:52] <Gobbly> Which had herpes.
[2008-03-07 16:45:56] <A-Lad> Yes, I was kind that way.
[2008-03-07 16:46:18] <A-Lad> Also I was afraid that the dog would give little Jimmy herpes too.
[2008-03-07 16:46:22] <blueskirt> Dog with herpes?
[2008-03-07 16:46:31] <A-Lad> Instead he got chlamydia from the cat.
[2008-03-07 16:46:36] * A-Lad shakes fist.
[2008-03-07 16:46:48] <blueskirt> I am no proud of you. I sue you all for animal cruelty.
[2008-03-07 16:46:50] <Gobbly> Oh come on, Jimbo never really had a future anyway.
[2008-03-07 16:46:59] <A-Lad> Not *anymore*
[2008-03-07 16:47:00] <Gobbly> He was CALIFORNIAN, don't you remember?
[2008-03-07 16:47:07] <A-Lad> He always had that against him
[2008-03-07 16:47:10] <A-Lad> Poor Jimmy.
[2008-03-07 16:47:12] <ThymeCypher> ;D!
[2008-03-07 16:47:35] <Gobbly> Whatever happened to Anne though?
[2008-03-07 16:47:42] <A-Lad> She became a nun, remember?
[2008-03-07 16:47:51] <A-Lad> What a 180 shift that was...
[2008-03-07 16:47:52] <Gobbly> ô_O
[2008-03-07 16:47:59] <Gobbly> Was that before or after hell froze over?
[2008-03-07 16:48:02] <blueskirt> And on this, I head to the bed.
[2008-03-07 16:48:03] <A-Lad> After.


But then we were too busy hugging Blueskirt to go on. biggrin.gif
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Posted 15 March 2008 - 11:01 PM

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[19:54] <Gobbly> My girlfriend told me an awful holocaust joke lately.
[19:54] <Gobbly> (She's Jewish)
[19:54] <Gobbly> (I'm German)
[19:54] <Saladan0> That doesnt make it right. :/
[19:54] <Saladan0> but I still know alot anyways
[19:54] <Dritz> It makes it more okay.
[19:54] <Dritz> Jewish people can tell all the holocaust jokes they want tongue.gif
[19:55] * Dritz is also half-Jewish, by the way.
[19:55] <Gobbly> "My Grandpa died in the holocaust..." "Oh, really? That's so sad..." "Yeah, yeah, I know... he fell from the watch tower."
[19:55] <Saladan0> HAHHAHA
[19:55] <Saladan0> AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA
[19:55] <Saladan0> HAHAHAHAHHA
[19:55] <Saladan0> Im playing classic mode on Brawl
[19:55] <Saladan0> Went up against sonic
[19:55] <Saladan0> as soon as it started
[19:56] <Saladan0> he zoomed off teh edge
[19:56] <Saladan0> and died
[19:56] <Saladan0> Within 1 second of the match
[19:56] <Gobbly> For a second there, I thought you were a real bastard for laughing like that.
[19:56] <Dritz> Same.

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Posted 16 March 2008 - 09:26 AM

Kill all the Jews and one clown.
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Posted 16 March 2008 - 09:30 AM

QUOTE (AdamM @ Mar 16 2008, 02:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Kill all the Jews and one clown.

Give me one month. I'll get it done.
Tiredness can kill! Have a break, have a Kit-Kat.
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Posted 16 March 2008 - 05:03 PM

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Kill all the Jews and one clown.


Poor all the Jews. The clown deserves it.
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