Greatest Fullyramblomatic IRC Quotes
#92
Posted 22 October 2007 - 05:57 AM
Wait, wait, wait, what?
Blasphemy.
People, before you attempt to impersonate me, learn how to use proper punctuation. Also, I wouldn't say "little one", but something more along the lines of "foolish one". And I never ask whether you like something I did, I just know it.
Now, mind naming the bastard who tried to stain my honour, or do I need to ground you lots for another three weeks?
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<Gobbly> Easy, little one. One step at a time is good walking.
<Gobbly> Did you like that?
...
<Gobbly> That was nice...where'd you hear that?
<Gobbly> Did you like that?
...
<Gobbly> That was nice...where'd you hear that?
Blasphemy.
People, before you attempt to impersonate me, learn how to use proper punctuation. Also, I wouldn't say "little one", but something more along the lines of "foolish one". And I never ask whether you like something I did, I just know it.
Now, mind naming the bastard who tried to stain my honour, or do I need to ground you lots for another three weeks?
This post has been edited by Gobbler: 22 October 2007 - 06:00 AM
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
#93
Posted 22 October 2007 - 09:42 PM
QUOTE (Gobbler @ Oct 22 2007, 05:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Wait, wait, wait, what?
Blasphemy.
People, before you attempt to impersonate me, learn how to use proper punctuation. Also, I wouldn't say "little one", but something more along the lines of "foolish one". And I never ask whether you like something I did, I just know it.
Now, mind naming the bastard who tried to stain my honour, or do I need to ground you lots for another three weeks?
Blasphemy.
People, before you attempt to impersonate me, learn how to use proper punctuation. Also, I wouldn't say "little one", but something more along the lines of "foolish one". And I never ask whether you like something I did, I just know it.
Now, mind naming the bastard who tried to stain my honour, or do I need to ground you lots for another three weeks?
Sorry, Gobbler, that was Blueskirt in the original draft, but I changed it because you didn't get enough screen time.
Will you forgive me?
"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
-John Carpenter's They Live
"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
nooooo
-John Carpenter's They Live
"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space
nooooo
#95
Posted 29 October 2007 - 10:00 AM
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* Ferretypie eats raw Chicken.
<RantingHuman> Note to self: Never eat anything while reading #fullyramblomatic
* Ferretypie has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<RantingHuman> Ha!
<RantingHuman> It worked!
<RantingHuman> Note to self: Never eat anything while reading #fullyramblomatic
* Ferretypie has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<RantingHuman> Ha!
<RantingHuman> It worked!
Whoa.
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
#99
Posted 03 November 2007 - 08:33 PM
Made a great birthday adventure:
Greatest pair of pants ever.
And now I have a Nickname!
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[19:29] <Gekku> You can see a 190cm tall person, alien of some sort. He has a combat armor of some sort, some kind of alien technology and lots of alien and human skulls carried on his back.
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[19:30] <Gekku> The alien takes a staff of some sort. It unpacks into a sharp weapon. The predator throws away his other weapons.
---
[19:32] <Gekku> The predator looks at the dead huge alien and removes it's skull. The predator places the skull on the ground, between you and him.
---
[19:33] <Gekku> The predator point the staff at the skull.
[19:33] <arien> "Why?"
[19:33] <Gekku> The predator points at you all.
[19:33] <arien> watch predator
[19:33] <Gekku> The predator goes into combat position.
[19:33] <DestroyerTZ> "Um, Mr. Predator...can you let us leave without killing us?"
[19:34] <Gekku> There is no reply.
[19:34] <blueskirt> drop weapons
[19:34] <Gekku> You drop your weapons.
[19:34] <DestroyerTZ> drop pants
[19:34] <Gekku> You drop your pants.
[19:34] <arien> point weapon to the side so nothing is aiming at anyone and fire weapon
[19:34] <arien> scream
[19:34] <blueskirt> do not look
[19:34] <blueskirt> do not look
[19:34] <blueskirt> do not look
[19:34] <arien> go blind
[19:35] <DestroyerTZ> ready weapon
[19:35] <Gekku> You are not able to fire the weapon. It doesn't have a trigger.
[19:35] <Gekku> You scream.
[19:35] <Gekku> You ready your pulse rifle.
---
[19:38] <arien> chase after minigun
[19:38] <DestroyerTZ> thrust pelvis toward predator
[19:38] <Gekku> You try, but the minigun has already disappeared.
[19:38] <arien> offer Predator the chocolate bare
[19:38] <arien> *bar
[19:38] <Gekku> You tackle the predator. The predator is knocked down.
---
[19:38] <arien> offer chocolate bar to Predator
[19:39] <Gekku> The predator thanks and eats it. The predator forgets he has helmet on and manages to make it dirty with chocolate.
---
[19:39] <Gekku> You make predator's helmet dirty.
[19:39] <Gekku> Predator is now "blind"
[19:40] <DestroyerTZ> return to pants and equip them
[19:40] <arien> shake goo off towel
[19:40] <Gekku> The slime is too thick.
[19:40] <Gekku> You finish your dressing maneuver.
[19:40] <arien> wipe slime on TZ's pants.
[19:40] <Gekku> The predator takes off his helmet.
[19:40] <DestroyerTZ> drop weapons
[19:40] <blueskirt> sign
[19:40] <Gekku> You wipe the slime on DestroyerTZ pants.
[19:40] <blueskirt> *sigh
[19:40] <arien> look towel
[19:40] <DestroyerTZ> ...
[19:40] <Gekku> You drop all your remainning weapons.
[19:41] <blueskirt> calmly walk to landing pad
[19:41] <DestroyerTZ> loop pants
[19:41] <Gekku> The towel is pretty clean now.
[19:41] <DestroyerTZ> look*
[19:41] <Gekku> You loop your pants down and up again.
[19:41] <Gekku> The pants are slimy.
[19:41] <arien> clean off Predator's helmet with clean towel
[19:41] <DestroyerTZ> "Well, now I definately can't wear these..."
---
[19:42] <Gekku> You clean predators mask.
[19:42] <arien> give mask back to Predator
[19:42] <arien> say "All clean now!"
[19:42] <Gekku> You give the mask back to predator. Predator notices someone touched his mask and goes all crazy.
---
[19:42] <DestroyerTZ> offer predator 10gp
[19:43] <arien> scream
[19:43] <blueskirt> Enter dropship
[19:43] <DestroyerTZ> drop pants
[19:43] <Gekku> you try to bribe the predator with low success.
[19:43] <arien> run away from TZ
[19:43] <DestroyerTZ> enter dropship
[19:43] <Gekku> you try to enter the dropship, but someone is holding the door closed inside.
[19:43] <DestroyerTZ> knock on dropship door
[19:44] <Gekku> You knock the door. There is no reply.
[19:44] <DestroyerTZ> scream OPEN THIS DOOR NOW
[19:44] <Gekku> There is no reply.
[19:44] <DestroyerTZ> use car keys on door
[19:45] <Gekku> The predator picks up his scalping tools and prepares them.
[19:45] <Gekku> You use car keys on door. Not match.
[19:45] <arien> run
[19:45] <arien> run
[19:45] <arien> run
[19:45] <arien> run
[19:45] <Gekku> You run around the landing pad with predator chasing you.
[19:45] <DestroyerTZ> whip predator with slimy pants
---
[19:52] <Gekko> [02:47] [@Gekku] You whip the predator with slimy pants. *SLITS*
[19:52] <Gekko> [02:48] [@Gekku] The pants are now sticked to predator's head.
---
[19:53] <Gekko> You are standing on a landing pad. There is a dropship here. There is a corpse of huge alien here. There is a predator with pants sticked to it's head here, trying desperately to remove them.
[19:54] <arien> shoot netgun at predator
[19:55] <Gekko> You shoot the netgun at the predator. A net hits the predator and the predator falls over the edge.
---
[19:56] <DestroyerTZ> enter dropship
[19:56] <DestroyerTZ> fly away
[19:57] <arien> FLY AWAY
[19:57] <arien> FLY AWAY
[19:57] <Gekko> You fly away like there's no tomorrow.
---
[19:57] <DestroyerTZ> OOC: heh heh heh...
[19:57] <DestroyerTZ> look self
[19:58] <DestroyerTZ> fly to USS Avenger
[19:58] <Gekko> You are a healthy human male marine, wearing underpants.
[19:58] <Gekko> You fly to underpants.
[19:58] <arien> look underpants
[19:58] <Gekko> Dman.
---
[19:30] <Gekku> The alien takes a staff of some sort. It unpacks into a sharp weapon. The predator throws away his other weapons.
---
[19:32] <Gekku> The predator looks at the dead huge alien and removes it's skull. The predator places the skull on the ground, between you and him.
---
[19:33] <Gekku> The predator point the staff at the skull.
[19:33] <arien> "Why?"
[19:33] <Gekku> The predator points at you all.
[19:33] <arien> watch predator
[19:33] <Gekku> The predator goes into combat position.
[19:33] <DestroyerTZ> "Um, Mr. Predator...can you let us leave without killing us?"
[19:34] <Gekku> There is no reply.
[19:34] <blueskirt> drop weapons
[19:34] <Gekku> You drop your weapons.
[19:34] <DestroyerTZ> drop pants
[19:34] <Gekku> You drop your pants.
[19:34] <arien> point weapon to the side so nothing is aiming at anyone and fire weapon
[19:34] <arien> scream
[19:34] <blueskirt> do not look
[19:34] <blueskirt> do not look
[19:34] <blueskirt> do not look
[19:34] <arien> go blind
[19:35] <DestroyerTZ> ready weapon
[19:35] <Gekku> You are not able to fire the weapon. It doesn't have a trigger.
[19:35] <Gekku> You scream.
[19:35] <Gekku> You ready your pulse rifle.
---
[19:38] <arien> chase after minigun
[19:38] <DestroyerTZ> thrust pelvis toward predator
[19:38] <Gekku> You try, but the minigun has already disappeared.
[19:38] <arien> offer Predator the chocolate bare
[19:38] <arien> *bar
[19:38] <Gekku> You tackle the predator. The predator is knocked down.
---
[19:38] <arien> offer chocolate bar to Predator
[19:39] <Gekku> The predator thanks and eats it. The predator forgets he has helmet on and manages to make it dirty with chocolate.
---
[19:39] <Gekku> You make predator's helmet dirty.
[19:39] <Gekku> Predator is now "blind"
[19:40] <DestroyerTZ> return to pants and equip them
[19:40] <arien> shake goo off towel
[19:40] <Gekku> The slime is too thick.
[19:40] <Gekku> You finish your dressing maneuver.
[19:40] <arien> wipe slime on TZ's pants.
[19:40] <Gekku> The predator takes off his helmet.
[19:40] <DestroyerTZ> drop weapons
[19:40] <blueskirt> sign
[19:40] <Gekku> You wipe the slime on DestroyerTZ pants.
[19:40] <blueskirt> *sigh
[19:40] <arien> look towel
[19:40] <DestroyerTZ> ...
[19:40] <Gekku> You drop all your remainning weapons.
[19:41] <blueskirt> calmly walk to landing pad
[19:41] <DestroyerTZ> loop pants
[19:41] <Gekku> The towel is pretty clean now.
[19:41] <DestroyerTZ> look*
[19:41] <Gekku> You loop your pants down and up again.
[19:41] <Gekku> The pants are slimy.
[19:41] <arien> clean off Predator's helmet with clean towel
[19:41] <DestroyerTZ> "Well, now I definately can't wear these..."
---
[19:42] <Gekku> You clean predators mask.
[19:42] <arien> give mask back to Predator
[19:42] <arien> say "All clean now!"
[19:42] <Gekku> You give the mask back to predator. Predator notices someone touched his mask and goes all crazy.
---
[19:42] <DestroyerTZ> offer predator 10gp
[19:43] <arien> scream
[19:43] <blueskirt> Enter dropship
[19:43] <DestroyerTZ> drop pants
[19:43] <Gekku> you try to bribe the predator with low success.
[19:43] <arien> run away from TZ
[19:43] <DestroyerTZ> enter dropship
[19:43] <Gekku> you try to enter the dropship, but someone is holding the door closed inside.
[19:43] <DestroyerTZ> knock on dropship door
[19:44] <Gekku> You knock the door. There is no reply.
[19:44] <DestroyerTZ> scream OPEN THIS DOOR NOW
[19:44] <Gekku> There is no reply.
[19:44] <DestroyerTZ> use car keys on door
[19:45] <Gekku> The predator picks up his scalping tools and prepares them.
[19:45] <Gekku> You use car keys on door. Not match.
[19:45] <arien> run
[19:45] <arien> run
[19:45] <arien> run
[19:45] <arien> run
[19:45] <Gekku> You run around the landing pad with predator chasing you.
[19:45] <DestroyerTZ> whip predator with slimy pants
---
[19:52] <Gekko> [02:47] [@Gekku] You whip the predator with slimy pants. *SLITS*
[19:52] <Gekko> [02:48] [@Gekku] The pants are now sticked to predator's head.
---
[19:53] <Gekko> You are standing on a landing pad. There is a dropship here. There is a corpse of huge alien here. There is a predator with pants sticked to it's head here, trying desperately to remove them.
[19:54] <arien> shoot netgun at predator
[19:55] <Gekko> You shoot the netgun at the predator. A net hits the predator and the predator falls over the edge.
---
[19:56] <DestroyerTZ> enter dropship
[19:56] <DestroyerTZ> fly away
[19:57] <arien> FLY AWAY
[19:57] <arien> FLY AWAY
[19:57] <Gekko> You fly away like there's no tomorrow.
---
[19:57] <DestroyerTZ> OOC: heh heh heh...
[19:57] <DestroyerTZ> look self
[19:58] <DestroyerTZ> fly to USS Avenger
[19:58] <Gekko> You are a healthy human male marine, wearing underpants.
[19:58] <Gekko> You fly to underpants.
[19:58] <arien> look underpants
[19:58] <Gekko> Dman.
Greatest pair of pants ever.
And now I have a Nickname!
#101
Posted 04 November 2007 - 06:14 AM
QUOTE (Professor Saucy @ Nov 4 2007, 08:48 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
All these muds remind me of this
Except not even half as awesome
Except not even half as awesome
Yes, forum MUD bots are cool. I've tried playing with one once. Maybe I build a bot for IRC too. The system would be very easy:
When players type something on the channel, the bot copies them and pastes the text to the text adventure game. Then the bot prints the text in the text adventure to the IRC channel.
I'm not a programmer, but this project would be a good reason for learning.
#104
Posted 04 November 2007 - 11:18 AM
QUOTE (Blueskirt @ Nov 4 2007, 03:46 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
We do not want to play with a bot of limited capability, we want to play with you.
QUOTE (DestroyerTZ @ Nov 4 2007, 05:11 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I would have to agree with B-cup on this.
Fags.
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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?