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Posted 19 October 2007 - 07:04 PM

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[20:02] <Gekko> You enter east. There is a autoturret of melee damage here. There are lab tubes here. There is a platform and a computer here.
[20:02] <Gekko> The turret activates.
[20:02] <arien> attack autoturret
[20:02] <Gekko> Boots come out of the turret.
[20:02] <arien> Get boots
[20:03] <Gekko> The turret swings and hits your party. All take 3 points of damage.
[20:03] <arien> "boots?"
[20:03] <Prodian> cast magic missile on turret
[20:03] <Gekko> You hit the autoturret of melee damage with your melee weapon of big damage.
[20:03] <Gekko> The strike bounces off the turret.
[20:03] <arien> punch turret
[20:03] <Gekko> You can't get the boots, the turret is swinging 50km/h
[20:03] <Gekko> You cast magic missile on turret. The turret takes 15 magic damage.
[20:04] <Gekko> You punch the turret. You take 1 impact damage.
[20:04] <blueskirt> "Hurl me to the other side!"
[20:04] <arien> throw B-Cup
[20:04] <Gekko> The turret swings. All take 3 points of damage.
[20:04] <Gekko> You throw B-Cup to other side of the turret.

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Posted 20 October 2007 - 12:13 AM

Behold, the best adventuring party ever.

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<Prodian> look A-lad (Arien).
<Gekko> A-Lad is a middle-aged nomadic warrior. She is healthy.
<Prodian> I like this...

---

<Gekko> You are standing outside the house. A road to forest opens up in front of your eyes. Exits are: S, N
<arien> look road
<Prodian> look forest
<blueskirt> look eyes
<Gekko> A road is a road is a road.

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<joshofall> Use Gekko's mom
<Gekko> You can't see that here. This is level #1, so obviously the boss isn't here.
<joshofall> This game sucks

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<joshofall> save
<Gekko> The path leads to old mine of some sort. There is a corpse of Healthy Finnish male lying there.
<Gekko> You save the game.
<blueskirt> Loot corpse
<Prodian> Healthy corpse?

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<Gekko> You are standing the lobby of the mine. There is a switch here. There is a rail and a cart. The rails go down.
<Prodian> flick switch
<Prodian> flick switch
<Prodian> flick switch
<Prodian> flick switch
<Gekko> You turn on the lights.
<Gekko> You turn off the lights.
<Gekko> You turn on the lights.
<Gekko> You turn off the lights.

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<Gekko> You are standing in front of old coal mine. There is a corpse of healthy finnish male lying here. Exits: E, W
<arien> look corpse
<Gekko> The corpse has a #FATAL# wound in it's chest, caused by a big weapon of some sort.
<arien> look wound
<Gekko> The wound in infected. It has some green hairs growing out of it.
<arien> use camera on corpse
<Prodian> lick wound
<Gekko> You take the picture. Saved to slot #3
<Gekko> You lick the wound.
<arien> look picture 3
<Gekko> You have contracted "werewolf".
<blueskirt> "We'll take care of that later."
<Gekko> You see a corpse of healthy finnish male, with a #FATAL# wound in it's chest.

---

<blueskirt> INVENTORY
<Gekko> B-Cup has:
<Gekko> Uncursed ranged weapon of shots.
<arien> Ooh
<Gekko> A firetrap.
<arien> look inv
<Gekko> =END of list=
<Gekko> A-Lad has:
<Gekko> Camera
<Gekko> Antidote
<Prodian> Inventory
<Gekko> A melee weapon of big slashing dmg
<Gekko> =END of list=
<Gekko> Prodian has:
<arien> Ooh, melee weapon
<Prodian> "Neat"
<blueskirt> "Lucky."
<joshofall> "Your mom is lucky."
<Gekko> A ring of superior-damage-to-undead-or-werewolf-or-communist
<blueskirt> Look Prodian
<Gekko> A old map with the topic of "treasure map for Piratesss"
<Gekko> Prodian is a middle-aged enchanter. He is healthy.
<blueskirt> "I think we are going somewhere here"
<Prodian> "Middle aged..."
<blueskirt> "Yes, because it's Middle-ages"

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<blueskirt>Go in cart
<Gekko> You go in the cart.
<Gekko> You can release the brake. Do you want to do so now? (note: There is no undo!)
<blueskirt> No.
<Gekko> You are in the cart.
<Prodian> fondle blueskirt
<Gekko> You fondle blueskirt.

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<Gekko> One of the corpses stands up.
<joshofall> Hail corpse
<Gekko> The corpse attacks. It hits A-Lad to chest.
<Prodian> "Oh jesus fucking christ I don't like this."
<Prodian> cast magic missile on corpse!
<Gekko> A-Lad receives 0 damage. Armor absorbs 7 damage.
<Gekko> You hail the corpse.
<arien> hit corpse with melee weapon
<Gekko> You hit the coprse with your melee weapon of big damage.
<joshofall> engage corpse in rousing conversation
<Gekko> The corpse changes state to: dead corpse.
<Gekko> There is no reply.

---

<arien> look corpses
<Gekko> The corpses have been shot. One of them has been killed with a melee weapon of big damage.
<arien> "Of course."

---

<Prodian> look spells
<Gekko> Your spells are:
<Gekko> Teleport to house
<Gekko> Cast magic missile
<Gekko> Build a boat
<arien> "Build a boat! Build a boat!!"
<Prodian> use Build a boat
<Gekko> You build a boat out of the wooden storage door.
<Prodian> get in boat
<arien> get in boat
<Gekko> You get in the baot
<Gekko> You get in the baot

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<blueskirt> Look in hole
<Gekko> The hole is a hole with the size of 3. It is dark inside.
<blueskirt> The hole is a hole is a hole

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<Gekko> You can see a cave cat moving inside. There is a keycard in the hole.
<arien> "Blueskirt! Get the keycard!"
<Prodian> use boat with cat
<blueskirt> Enter hole
<Gekko> You attempt to use the boat. Unfortunately, there is no water.
<Gekko> You enter the hole.
<joshofall> I just looked back in the room and saw "Enter hole".

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<Gekko> A cave cat comes out of the hole
<Prodian> stomp cat
<Gekko> The cave cat attempts to hit B-Cup
<Gekko> You stomb the cat. You cause 2 damage.
<arien> attack cat
<Gekko> You slash the cave cat with your melee weapon of big damage. You do 7 damage.
<blueskirt> Use ranged weapons of shot on kitten
<Gekko> There is a corpse of cave cat here.
<Gekko> You shoot the corpse of the kitten, just to make sure.
<arien> look corpse
<Gekko> The corpse is empty.

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<blueskirt> Look
<Gekko> You exit the hole. There are 7 corpse of human male here. There is a corpse of cave cat here. There is a storage room, which's door has been destroyed. There is a boat here.
<arien> look boat
<blueskirt> look door
<Gekko> It is a sturdy boat, made of wood. It is not on water.
<arien> look Prody
<Gekko> You look the place where the door was. There is a storage room inside, full of boxes
<Gekko> Prodian is a healthy male enchanter. His shoes are #dirty#.
<arien> "Isn't Prody a werewolf?"
<blueskirt> "Only at night"
<Prodian> "Rah!"
<Prodian> pretend sail the boat

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<blueskirt> Look at glowing
<Gekko> The box has a green solid rock inside it. It glows green light and has a sign next to it.
<Prodian> read sign!
<Gekko> The sign states: "Radioactive. Use caution when handling without proper equipment."
<arien> look for gloves
<Gekko> You get gloves from a box.
<arien> equip gloves
<Gekko> You now have gloves of radioactive protection worn.
<arien> get rock
<Gekko> You pick up the rock.
<Gekko> Prodian's hair turns into green
<Gekko> Prodian takes 20 mental damage.
<Gekko> You have 60 left.
<arien> "A green haired werewolf, sweet"
<blueskirt> Exit room
<arien> throw rock to upper levels
<Gekko> You exit the room.
<Gekko> You throw the rock to the rails upside.
<Gekko> You can hear shouting above.
<Gekko> You can hear roaring above.
<Gekko> You can hear footsteps coming to your way.
<arien> brandish melee weapon
<Gekko> Done.
<blueskirt> Get in cart
<arien> follow b-cup
<Gekko> You get in the cart.
<Gekko> Your party is in the cart, except Prodian, who is sitting in the baot.

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<Gekko> A man enters from U
<arien> look man
<Gekko> He is wearing a uniform of radioactive protection.
<arien> talk man
<arien> insult man's mother
<Gekko> He says: "This is *cough cough* area. Please leave, or suffer the *cough cough*"
<arien> ask man about cough
<Gekko> You talk to man: <enter sentence>
<Prodian> "No, not the *cough cough*"
<Gekko> You insult man's mother. He seems to get angry.

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<Gekko> The man says: "I will only tell you if you give me that rock of radioactive damage".
<arien> say to man "I threw it upstairs."
<blueskirt> "He's lying, he want to gain time"
<Gekko> The man says: "I can't get it, there are rebels there."
<arien> say to man "Tell me or I shall kill you with my melee weapon"
<Gekko> The man sighs.
<blueskirt> "Well said, A-Lad!"
<arien> "I am so SMRT!"
<Prodian> "Tell me or I will cast Build a boat!"
<arien> "Gasp!!

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<blueskirt> Look keycard
<Gekko> The keycard is red.
<Prodian> look hands
<Gekko> You look at your hands. They are green.
<arien> look hands
<Gekko> You look at your hands. They are skin-colored.
<arien> "What happened to my gloves??
<Gekko> You are wearing gloves of radioactive protection on your hands.
<blueskirt> "50 experience point for following the story"
<arien> "Yay!!"
<Prodian> "Nice save"

---

<Gekko> You open the door.
<blueskirt> E
<blueskirt> "Why did we go in this mine again?"
<arien> "Because you wanted to."
<Prodian> "Raining."

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<arien> use camera on turret
<Gekko> You take a picture. Saved to slot #4
<blueskirt> Push turret off platform
<arien> look picture 4
<Gekko> You push the turret off the platform. The turret walls down to darkness.
<Gekko> You can see a autoturret of melee damage in front of you. A B-Cup is standing behind it, pushing it.
<Gekko> A blue light comes up from the pit as the turret explodes.
<arien> "This is for my scrapbook!!!!112121one!"

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<Gekko> The computer asks: Destination?" with a list:
<Gekko> - USS Neverhit
<Gekko> - Lab 1
<Gekko> - Testarea
<Gekko> =END of list=
<blueskirt> "I say we pick number 1"
<arien> "Go for it"
<Prodian> "Agreed"
<blueskirt> "But before we land somewhere weird, I say you build a boat in that tube first."
<Prodian> cast build a boat on tube
<Gekko> You create a boat of glass. One of the 3 tubes is no more.
<blueskirt> Oops.

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<Gekko> Flash.
<blueskirt> "Oh noes!"
<arien> "Whoops, just my camera."
<arien> "Sorry, everybody!
<Gekko> You are in a glass boat. There opens a sky under you.
<arien> "... oh..."
<Gekko> You are moving with the speed of 1G to direction of "0"
<Gekko> It seems to be raining under you.
<blueskirt> look for Prody
<arien> look down
<Gekko> Prodian is 95% green.
<Gekko> You enter the clouds.
<Gekko> You can see only black, as the clouds are thick.
<arien> "Oh."
<Gekko> You enter below the clouds.
<arien> look for Prody
<arien> look down
<Gekko> Prodian is 95% Green
<arien> panic
<arien> panic
<blueskirt> "Don't panic!"
<arien> "I don't have my towel!"
<Gekko> You can see a forest opening under you.
<arien> panic
<Gekko> You seem to be falling to a forest.
<arien> wave arms around
<Gekko> Unfortunately you can't fly.
<Prodian> "Where am I?"
<arien> wave melee weapon around
<Gekko> You hit the glass boat.
<blueskirt> "You built a glass boat?!?"
<Gekko> The boat breaks up to D100^10 pieces.
<Gekko> You fall in to the forest.
<arien> "it was made from one of the glass tubes."
<Gekko> You hit the ground.
<blueskirt> "Oh."
<arien> "OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
<arien> spalt
<Gekko> Flash.
<Gekko> End of game.
<arien> *splat
<blueskirt> *You died* You scored -44 out of 127

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<Gekko> Do you want to see your statistics?
<arien> yes
<blueskirt> Yes.
<Prodian> I don't like this game.
<Prodian> but yes
<Gekko> Your party was killed by a forest.
<arien> Wow. We suck really bad.
<Gekko> Your party gained itself the award of "Speed hunter"
<blueskirt> This is why I miss D&D.
<Gekko> Prodian became 99% green bastard.
<Gekko> Your camera has 4 pictures in it.
<Gekko> One of your party members died.
<arien> What about Josh?
<arien> Josh was a member of the party but he left
<Gekko> One of your party members got lost.
<blueskirt> And he's the lucky bastard.
<Gekko> You didn't use any prayers.
<Gekko> You didn't finish the main quest.
<Gekko> You chose "the mine dweller's" campaing
<Gekko> Your strongest foe was "the forest" with the hitpoints of 99
<arien> wow...
<Gekko> The most used skill was "build boat"
<Prodian> Man that was useless...
<arien> It was hilarious
<blueskirt> Yep.
<Prodian> Still I like a good boat.
<arien> Made of glass.
<Prodian> Yeah... sorry about that.
<Gekko> You didn't kill Gekko's mother.
<Gekko> =END of list=
<Gekko> Do you want to quit?
<arien> Yes
<blueskirt> Yes
<Gekko> Goodbye.
* Gekko comes back
<Gekko> What did I miss?

And for everyone foolish enough to claim the chatroom is dead, the logs of the last 24 hours spread over 56 full pages of text in notepad, 1024x768, FixedSys fonts. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Cobby!

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Posted 20 October 2007 - 12:42 AM

Oh fucking hell how did I miss this :<

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Posted 20 October 2007 - 12:57 AM

Tell me about it..... I wish I'd been in that. sad.gif
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Posted 20 October 2007 - 01:50 AM

QUOTE (Blueskirt @ Oct 19 2007, 09:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Stick that in your pipe and smoke it, Cobby!


Well you sure showed me! Tell me, when was the last time you went outside?
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Posted 20 October 2007 - 03:21 AM

QUOTE (Blueskirt @ Oct 20 2007, 07:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And for everyone foolish enough to claim the chatroom is dead, the logs of the last 24 hours spread over 56 full pages of text in notepad, 1024x768, FixedSys fonts.

Okay, before I start feeling guilty for that, I'll simply pass the blame to my boring day at uni.

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Posted 20 October 2007 - 09:43 AM

QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 20 2007, 02:50 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Well you sure showed me! Tell me, when was the last time you went outside?


Yesterday, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that, and the day before that... Thank for asking!
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Posted 20 October 2007 - 10:48 AM

Heh, and to think it all started with:

"It is very dark. You are likely to be verbally abused by a Josh the Grue."
My Let's Play of I Wanna Be The Guy! Do you have the balls?

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Posted 20 October 2007 - 07:12 PM

It seems we haven't seen the last of these yet. We had another game.

If you feel like playing, go to #fullyramblomaticmud and change the topic with your preferred time. All can change the topic on that channel.
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Posted 21 October 2007 - 04:34 PM

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<Gekko> The man says: "Yar, ya seadogs! Watcha doin' with me leafblower?"
<blueskirt> "use the machine on the man too!"
<Gekko> A cannonball hits the house and fire breaks out.
<Saladan0> Say to man "We are going to inject it with herpes and spread it amongst the mob!"
<Gekko> You say to man: "We are going to inject it with herpes and spread it amongst the mob!"
<Saladan0> "Thats it"
<Gekko> The man says: "Ya what?"
<Saladan0> equip rapier
<Gekko> The man stares at you.
<Gekko> Equiped.
<blueskirt> OOC: Best reaction ever
<Saladan0> Slice off crotch of corpse
<Saladan0> stick crotch into lef blower
* blueskirt laugh uncontrolably
<Gekko> You slice off the crotch of corpse. The stare turns into screams of pain.
<Gekko> You stick the crotch in the leaf blower.
<Saladan0> equip leafblower
<Gekko> You equip leafblower.
<Saladan0> run towards mob
<Gekko> You run towards the mob.
<Saladan0> turn on leaf blower
<Gekko> A gunshot hits you. You take 9 damage.
<Saladan0> "AH, GOD DAMNIT"
<Gekko> You shoot at the mob using leafblower.
<Gekko> *BLOB*
<Saladan0> "FOR G-SPOT!"
<Gekko> One of the man's says: "INCOMING!"
* blueskirt gives narrator award for best sound effect in a game
<Gekko> The mob takes cover in the jungle nearby
<Gekko> One of the mob is hit, others fall down due to the air wave.
<blueskirt> "Just blow them away to Escape Island!"


I have to admit, the leafblower filled with a herpes infested crotch has to be the best weapon ive ever seen.
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Posted 21 October 2007 - 04:48 PM

Why do I keep missing these, why!
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Posted 21 October 2007 - 04:52 PM

Meh, there were funnier moments. Even better moments involving the herpes-infested crotch.
My Let's Play of I Wanna Be The Guy! Do you have the balls?

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Posted 21 October 2007 - 05:04 PM

QUOTE (joshofalltrades @ Oct 21 2007, 05:52 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Meh, there were funnier moments. Even better moments involving the herpes-infested crotch.


Like THIS ONE?!

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[16:48] <arien> throw G-String's herpes at people
[16:49] <Gekko> You throw G-String's herpes at people with what?
[16:49] <arien> with my hand
[16:49] <Gobbly> advice them on proper use of graphical filter settings
[16:49] <blueskirt> make towel with shirt
[16:49] <arien> "Brilliant plan, B-Cup!"
[16:50] <arien> find towel
[16:50] <Gekko> A-Lad grabs G-Stings crotch and attempts to throw it the 50 people mob. While G-String shouts from pain, B-Cup makes a towel out of his shirt.


I love this game too much. It's a horrible, horrible thing.
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Posted 21 October 2007 - 11:29 PM

Let's get some order into this, shall we?

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<Gekko> The man says: "That be me ultra blowing maccine. Used that for moving leafs on me yard, yar."
<Gekko> You lick the machine.
<Gekko> Your tongue gets sucked into one of the vents.
<arien> laugh
<josh-grue> "MMffffFFFFFUGGGGGHHHHH"
<Gekko> You laugh on Josh's most terrible plain.
<Gobbly> "Will that be helping us with moving that head?"
<arien> pull josh out of vent
<Gekko> The man says: "Yarr, me used that maccine for moving teh head from heres, anyways. Was here in the first place, yar."
<Gekko> You save Josh.
<josh-grue> "Ug."
<Gobbly> "So, how do you turn it on?"
<Gobbly> "In a non-sexual way."
<josh-grue> turn machine on
<Gekko> The man says: "Ya pull on that string heres."
<Gekko> You pull the string.
<Gobbly> "Arr. That be all I need to know."
<Gekko> The machine makes a loud sound.
<Gobbly> "Lads, kill him."
<Gekko> You can't hear each other.
<blueskirt> beat man with shoe
<Gobbly> slay old man with rapier
<josh-grue> eat man
<arien> slap josh
<Gekko> You attack the man.
<Gobbly> Release Josh!
<Gobbly> "AARRHARRHARRR!"
<Gekko> You hit the man with shoe. The man takes 1 damage.
<josh-grue> take 1 damage from man
<arien> shoot man with musket or pistol or whatever I have
<Gekko> You hit the man with rapier. The man takes 11 damage.
<Gobbly> stab him some more
<Gekko> You shoot the man with musket. The man takes 9 damage.
<arien> look man's health bar
<Gobbly> "Arr, don't be wasting yer bullets on that old creep, save that for that traitorous monkey!"
<Gekko> The man hits you with teh maccine. You fly back to the beach.
<Gekko> There is no man here.
<Gekko> There is no man here.
<Gobbly> "... who pulled the string? _"
<blueskirt> "Blast!"
<josh-grue> eat string
<Gekko> There is no string here. You eat the closest relative creature, your belt.
<Gekko> You get poisonned.


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<Gobbly> continue to explore shipwreck
<josh-grue> craft shipwreck
<Gobbly> "Yeah, we could set up a store that produces and sells shipwreck replicas."
<Gekko> You can see the captain's body. You can see lots of yar mateys corpses here. You can see the logbook here. You can see some food rations here.
<Gekko> You destroy the shipwreck, and then reconstruct the shipwreck again. Now you're thinking with Portals.
<Gobbly> loot captain's body
<Gobbly> make out with captain's body
<Gekko> You get:
<Gekko> A lock
<Gekko> A key
<Gekko> A musket
<Gekko> 10 rounds
<Gekko> Captain uniform
<Gekko> Herpes
<Gekko> =END of list=
<Gobbly> "It was worth it." *zips up*
<josh-grue> get rations
<Gekko> You get the rations.
<josh-grue> poison rations
<arien> laugh
<josh-grue> eat herpes
<Gekko> There is no herpes here.
<Gekko> You laugh.
<Gekko> Poison rations with what?
<arien> laughs uproariously
<josh-grue> poison rations with Gekko's herpes
<Gekko> There is no Gekko's herpes here. He's sleeping in Gekko's bed atm.
<josh-grue> Rub rations all over Gekko's nasty crotch
<arien> laugh even harder
<Gekko> There is no Gekko here.
<Gekko> You laugh even harder.
<josh-grue> Darn, Gobbly
<Gekko> Night falls.
<arien> look outside
<josh-grue> Rub rations all over Gobbly's nasty crotch
<Gobbly> "Arrrrr... @_@"
<josh-grue> feed rations to sharks
<arien> look corpse
<Gekko> You rub rations all over G-Strings crocth.
<Gekko> The rations get poisonned
<Gekko> You look at the corpse. The captain seems to have been killed by a G force.
<arien> "A G-Force?"
<arien> "Or... a G-String?"
<Gobbly> "Be that G force a relative of mine?"
<arien> "Dun dun DUN"
<Gekko> You feed the rations to the sharks.
<Gekko> The sharks get herpes.
<arien> laugh at sharks
<Gekko> The sharks go away.

Crocodile Hunter never educated us on that possibility.

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<Gobbly> "Let's go creep up on that old man and rape- errr, kill him."
<Gobbly> "Then rape him."
<Gekko> You go the beach.
<arien> "Necrophilia?"
<blueskirt> "That's the sole thing that remain to be done."
<Gobbly> "I'm just spreading the love."
<josh-grue> "Yar. And the herpes."
<Gobbly> "Ye can't say he doesn't deserve it."
<Gobbly> "After all, he was the one who started blowing us!"
<arien> "He wasn't blowing *me*, i don't know what you people were doing..."
<Gekko> A monkey appears from the forest.
<Gobbly> shoot monkey
<Gekko> The monkey starts making Gii Gii sounds towards the light on the sea.
<Gekko> You shoot the monkey.
<Gekko> The monkey dies.
<Gobbly> "Wow. And I didn't even have any bullets on me."
<blueskirt> "I say we go to that figure and make it fall on that stupid man's house."
<Gekko> The monkey says: "I got scared."
<Gekko> The monkey dies.
<arien> loot corpse
<Gekko> The monkey has:
<Gekko> Treasure
<Gekko> A key
<Gekko> A map
<Gekko> A book
<Gekko> =END of list=
<Gobbly> "Where did he hide those?"
<blueskirt> "Don't ask."


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<blueskirt> "The monkey is alive and the world is saved. Let's find another thing to loot."
<arien> "Hooray!"
<Gobbly> "First, I want to give that old man herpes!"
<Gobbly> "Then we can turn his house into a nice little hacienda and party with that ape."
<arien> "Go for it."
<arien> "As long as I don't get herpes, I'm good."
<Gobbly> sneak up on old man's house
<Gekko> You sneak at the old man's house.
<Gobbly> sneak up on old man
<Gekko> There is no old man here.
<blueskirt> "Ye need to get inside first"
<Gobbly> "Oh."
<arien> "Duh"
<Gekko> The dog which looks like this: http://blog.simplyhi...sn/dog_tag1.jpg raises it's head.
<Gobbly> look whether there are some barrels with fresh water around the house
<Gekko> You can see a barrel with fresh water just around the corner.
<arien> get SimplyHired tag
<Gobbly> use [herpes] on [water]
<Gobbly> "He'll never see that coming."


Mightily successful we were, yes indeed.

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Posted 22 October 2007 - 12:26 AM

Right then and ho yup, these are not quotes from #Fullyramblomatic but from #Fullyramblomaticmud.

Stop misleading the Great British public by claiming that people who go this chatroom will experience crazy herpes adventuring.

I can assure everyone as a respected member of the #Fullyramblomatic community that all the experiences are wholesome and good, and there they come up with truly great pearls of wisdom.

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<arien>Cast thy bread unto the waters, for thou shalt find it after many days.
<OraticusOfBorg> That's beautiful, arien.
<arien> Oh, it's just something I came up with while brushing my teeth this morning.
<OraticusOfBorg> I wish I could come up with truly great pearls of wisdom all in one go. It took me all day to get this: 'My barn having burned to the ground, I can now see the moon.' I don't even know that that means!
<Gobbly> Easy, little one. One step at a time is good walking.
<Gobbly> Did you like that?
<OraticusOfBorg> It was great.
<arien> I love it.
<OraticusOfBorg> Guys, I don't know how to write these. What should I do?
<arien> Why are you asking us? The road to wisdom is one that must be traveled alone.
<blueskirt> Ooh, nice one. So why are you asking us, Orat?
<OraticusOfBorg> Because...To know the road a head, ask those coming back...
<Gobbly> That was nice...where'd you hear that?
<OraticusOfBorg> I didn't. It just sort of came to me.
<arien> Well, it seems you're coming along nicely.
<blueskirt> Guys, I just realized we have nothing to fear but fear itself!

"I've come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum."
-John Carpenter's They Live

"God help us...in the future."
-Plan 9 from Outer Space


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