[Legion]

<Gobbler> Great Scott... I just witnessed one of my colleagues referring to his dick as 'Godzilla'
<Gobbler> O_O
<Dan_N> Mine's the Terminator...
<Legion-Back> green, scaly and smells of fish?
<Gobbler> Ugh.
<Dan_N> Hard, impossible to destroy, and with red eyes...
<Gobbler> Or maybe because it's purely fictional, who knows...
<Gobbler> Terminator, eh... well, guess that gives you a mission then.
<Legion-Back> hm
<Gobbler> Kill this person: http://en.wikipedia....or_%28singer%29
<Legion-Back> wait, I got it
<Legion-Back> it's been rendered totally redundant by a newer, better one?
<Vradash> Back again
<Gobbler> Ohhhhhhhhhhh burn
<Legion-Back> dammit, I go to answer the phone and miss my chance...
<Gobbler> Nevertheless, someone should quote THAT
<Legion-Back> You got one left in you Dan, or do you need a cigarette?

[CJ Marren]

Haha, burnt several times - hell, funny penis names could be an interesting topic on it's own...

any more ideas, gents?

[Dan_N_GameZ]

<CobyCobnuts> You homoerotic bastard
<Dan_N> Yeah, but you know you love it...

What a lack of activity in this topic...

And just to clear things up...

<CobyCobnuts> And yes, I do enjoy it when you talk dirty
<Dan_N> Shut, up, slut.

This post has been edited by Dan_N_GameZ: 05 August 2007 - 12:02 PM

[Gekko]

[21:30:15] <Gekku> Did I miss a link or
[21:30:24] <OraticusOfBorg> [13:23:15] <Gobbler> http://koti.mbnet.fi...kolab/Hamis.JPG
[21:30:59] <Gekku> Ah
[21:31:02] <Gobbler> He looks like... "KILL"
[21:31:08] <Gekku> "Hamis" is a finnish word for "Spidey"
[21:31:16] <Gekku> spider -> spidey
[21:31:30] <Gekku> And I am the guy with >:I exp​ression
[21:31:40] <Gekku> There was a spider coming down to his hat
[21:31:49] <Gobbler> Where do you get such fancy hats?
[21:31:54] <Gekku> Buy
[21:32:05] <Gekku> And spend three years in secondary high school
[21:32:33] <Gobbler> You could sooooo idealize that one picture and make a propaganda-esque shot out of it
[21:32:45] <Gekku>
[21:32:48] <Gekku> feel free
[21:33:25] <Gobbler> The five of you back there in the last row... it's like you're doing a photoshoot for the next movie by Wolfgang Peterson

[Gekko]

[02:53:04] <Cobby> Adamm: You piece of inbred shit
[02:53:31] <Gekku> That wasn't so nice
[02:53:40] <AdamM> How dare you!
[02:53:59] <AdamM> I treat you like my brother and this is the repayment
[02:54:17] <Gekku> It turned into a play. Let's see *eats popcorn*
[02:54:40] <AdamM> *storms out*
[02:54:46] * AdamM is now known as Curtain
[02:54:49] * Curtain falls
[02:54:51] <Cobby> Adamm: Considering how your family behaves sexualy, I do not wish you be your "brother"
[02:54:52] <Curtain> END OF ACT ONE
[02:55:18] <Gekku> That was a short monologue
[02:55:21] <blueskirt> hahaha
[02:55:28] <Gekku> A comedy, perhaps?
[02:55:30] <blueskirt> It was all in the acting
[02:55:36] <blueskirt> pay more attention
[02:55:55] <Curtain> Would those audience members in the bar please return to their seats as Act Two is about to commence.
[02:56:04] * blueskirt sits
[02:56:09] <Cobby> Well Im off
[02:56:12] <Cobby> bye
[02:56:13] * Quits: Cobby (Quit)
[02:56:24] <Gekku> That was a pretty short act too
[02:56:24] <Curtain> Oh crap, what are we going to do?
[02:56:28] <Curtain> We need someone to play Cobnat!
[02:56:38] <Curtain> We can't refund all these people their money...
[02:56:52] <Gekku> Let's say this is art and end the play?
[02:56:56] <blueskirt> *whisper* It is a weird play *whisper*
[02:57:28] <Curtain> ACT TWO
[02:57:31] * Curtain rises
[02:57:34] * Curtain is now known as AdamM
[02:57:49] <AdamM> *enters*
[02:57:54] <Gekku> *clap clap*
[02:58:17] <AdamM> I'm sorry about what I said last night
[02:58:24] * AdamM is now known as Cobnat
[02:58:27] <Cobnat> So am I
[02:58:47] <Cobnat> I know I just act like a total dick sometimes, but, I... I...
[02:58:55] * Cobnat is now known as AdamM
[02:58:58] <AdamM> Shhh.
[02:59:09] * AdamM puts a finger on Cobnat's lips
[02:59:16] <AdamM> You don't have to say anything.
[02:59:26] <AdamM> Just come here.
[02:59:34] * AdamM starts to passionately kiss Cobnat
[02:59:51] <AdamM> END OF ACT TWO
[03:00:02] <Gekku> *clap clap*
[03:00:09] <Gekku> *whisper* this was a really short one too*
[03:00:13] * AdamM bows
[03:00:22] <Gekku> *clap clap^2*
[03:00:39] <blueskirt> *clap clap*
[03:00:45] <AdamM> One man play!
[03:00:50] <Gekku> *clap clap^3*
[03:00:59] <blueskirt> *He's a rather lame kisser*
[03:01:07] <Gekku> *shh, the man's speaking*
[03:01:29] * AdamM has gone to his dressing room and is drinking champagne
[03:01:37] <arien> *Was that dude just making out with himself I came late...*
[03:02:04] <AdamM> I'm sorry miss, but we cannot refund latecomers.
[03:02:19] <arien> I'm not trying to leave, I was just asking...
[03:03:00] <Gekku> I've always known that this AdamM comes from a swedish family

End of play "Roses with a feeling".

This post has been edited by Gekko: 08 August 2007 - 07:05 PM

[Bond]

[21:11:25] <Bond> I feel like such a n00b

[Cobnat]

End of play "Roses with a feeling".

Now people understand the homoerotic nonsense I have to put up with.

[Bond]

That's homoerotic?

[Dan_N_GameZ]

Great, I'm not on, and all gay hell breaks loose... And I'm not there to participate!

I could've added rough sodomy and made that play twice as better!

[Bond]

I would have recruited Oscar Wilde to be in your play; the man is a god, after all...

[Legion]

And I could have been there to charge money.

[Bond]

And I would have ROFL'd all the way to the bank...

[arien]

[20:49] <AdamM> Fuck that. My novel where Trilby is a pimp who don't take shit from no motherfucker will see the light of day eventually
[20:49] <blueskirt> Hey Oratio
[20:49] <arien> I'd read that.
[20:49] <OraticusOfBorg> Hey all.
[20:49] <OraticusOfBorg> I'd read it to.
[20:49] <CJ_Marren> Hey yo... and ok, big up on the pimp, dawg.
[20:50] <AdamM> Who's the cat burglar that won't cop out, when there's Welders all about?
[20:50] <blueskirt> Shaft!
[20:50] <OraticusOfBorg> Trilbs!
[20:50] <AdamM> Damn right.
[20:50] <AdamM> He's a complicated man, no-one understands him but his... uh...
[20:50] <arien> hat?
[20:50] <AdamM> Hat!

[Bond]

Yeah, nobody disrespects Trilby's pimp hat...

[AdamM]

<Willeth> Aii.
<AdamM> Whatchoo talkin' bout Willeth?
<Willeth> ...holy shit.
<Willeth> Why the hell has no-one ever made that joke before?!
<Willeth> Wow, I suddenly feel lie the whole world's missed out on that one.