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Posted 01 August 2007 - 12:45 AM

I'm sick of people saying "I want to be tall."

You know what tall means? Pains in my back and neck a lot, even though I'm only 20. Circulation issues so my feet are always cold and slightly numb. Bending down and up again to tie my shoes is so awkward I wear velcro whenever possible.

And in Japan, everything is way too close to the ground. Ever try to use a urinal below your level?

Go buy shirts with a 36" sleeve. Or pants that are long enough yet the right size in the waist.

Then think about the fact it generally means you have a shorter life filled with envious, jealous people who are frequently intimidated by your size into disliking you.

And to Dan: Try not feeling stupid when you're in a crowd of people and you stick out over them so much nobody notices your similarly dressed girlfriend, just the big awkward guy.
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Posted 01 August 2007 - 12:58 AM

Is there a reason for all this bitterness? blink.gif

EDIT: Oh, sorry. Didn't notice you were tall yourself. blushing.gif

This post has been edited by Bond: 01 August 2007 - 12:59 AM

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