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would you change you?

#16 barend

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 08:56 PM

I wish I were more in shape.

And that I Was 7' tall.

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#17 Bond

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 09:02 PM

Don't we all, Barend?

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#18 barend

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 09:04 PM

well Bollocks to the rest of you... There wouldn't be much point being 7' tall if everyone was.

#19 Deepsycher

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 09:04 PM

Some people complain about my associative phrases but it's alright for them to do artwork or spread pictures once in a while in topics.

Well I would change by not coming here if I was treated like a spammer because of something I did as seen as annoying.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 24 July 2007 - 09:05 PM

#20 Ninja Duck

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Posted 25 July 2007 - 09:50 PM

I wish I could transform into a winged, man-eating demon at will.

#21 Lollerwaffle

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 09:30 PM

I wish Carlos Mencia would eat a bag of hell and die.

Oh wait. That's not me, nor is it change. Oops.

#22 Slade

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 03:43 PM

We have another thread for that sort of thing!

And I take it you have shucked off being our Crazy Cat Lady to the point of making an entirely new account?

This space for rent. Inquire within.

#23 Bond

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 04:59 PM

Maybe she forgot her password...

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Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

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#24 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 08:18 PM

I'm very short and I don't like it much. I'd add 3 or so inches to my height. And I'd also adapt the teleportation ability and 20/20 vision (sorry to copy, Slade). But I'd also love to be able to play some sort of instrument excellently, instead of my lots of instruments decently. I'm pretty much okay with myself otherwise.

I am writing about Jm in my signature because apparently it's an effective method of ignoring him.

#25 Bond

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Posted 29 July 2007 - 09:10 PM

I think most of us are, Spoon; this thread is just to promulgate certain whimsical trivialities.

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

--Ian Fleming

#26 Mirithorn

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Posted 30 July 2007 - 11:27 AM

I'd like to do something about my remarkable tendency to make a complete fool of myself in public.

It's truly amazing. What with my feeling my face in public because I'm trying to figure out if I could draw it without looking at it, going blank and stuttering when called on in class, trying to look casual while knocking wood everytime I think something optimistic, and routinely turning doorknobs and pushing/pulling doors the wrong way, even when there is a sign three inches from my face, I think I could use the help.

Either that or just make myself an artistic, mathematical and literary genius so that people call me "eccentric" instead of "crazy and incompetent".

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#27 Dan_N_GameZ

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Posted 30 July 2007 - 01:58 PM

I want to be a bit taller, a bit less skinny ('Cos I am REALLY skinny), have long hair (really long!), give myself some black jeans, an Alice Cooper t-shirt, and a leather jacket with some metal on it. That's all I can think of at the moment...

I'm not very proud of myself, but hey, I am who I am, and that's it, all I want to change is my physical appearance... Just give it a tweak.

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#28 Cyzyk

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Posted 30 July 2007 - 02:11 PM

QUOTE (Dan_N_GameZ @ Jul 30 2007, 02:58 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Aside from the Alice Cooper shirt, skinny thing (I'm too skinny as well), and the metal on the jacket (my leather jacket has no metal, sorry), that pretty much describes me. Tall, long hair, black jeans, and a leather jacket just make you feel like an enormous dweeb, especially when you're around short girls who wear stupid expensive clothes and use vaguely Italian names to refer to the brands of them.

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#29 Slade

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Posted 30 July 2007 - 04:50 PM

Spoon: Good to see you can get online sometimes! You can also try to squeeze in time to practice an instrument until you excel.

Mirithorn: You sound pretty awesome, actually. Maybe fake being "normal" and practice reading door signs, but don't stop being weird!

Dan: You need to go over the top and make sure that jacket has a big flaming skull embroidered on the back.

I would like to wash away some of my overall apathy and lack of inertia.

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