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Posted 23 July 2007 - 04:01 AM

not to sound low-self esteemish or anything.

but seriously, do you absolutely love everything there is about yourself?

not just physically..but also..

ethnicity?
education?
intelligence?
income?
date of birth?
zodiac?
gender?
height?..weight?
eye color?
fashion sense?
car you drive?
clothes you wear?
job you work at?
parents?..siblings?..children?
sense of humor?
libido?
where you live?
sex appeal?
friends you have?
ex lovers?
bedsheets you sleep on?
cereal you eat?
beer you drink?
movies you like?

etc, etc etc...etc etc etc

so, i will ask again...do you like absolutely everything there is about you...or what major or minor modifications would you make?...and why?

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 05:28 AM

I'd give myself a flying car and an extra head. That way I could eat and chat at the same time, or sleep and snog ... you know. Also I'd have a flying car.
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 08:38 AM

I could really go for the ability to telelport to the location I choose. I'm tired of sinking money into the transportation industry, and I don't even own a car yet. tongue.gif There are also endless possiblities for me were I to ever decide to use my powers for evil. I could rob a bank, get arrested and convicted, and then just teleport out of jail. Of course, I wouldn't want to wait around for "due process" to take me to court, so I could just skip town whenever I wanted to.
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 10:19 AM

I don't really care too much, but I wish I were less apathetic.
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 10:54 AM

teleportation would be awesome. also I wish I were better at math.
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 10:55 AM

im a white girl, with brown hair and brown eyes, that stands about 5'4'' and around 135 lbs.

ive always wished I could be an asian girl, a really beautiful and attractive one. the kind that can turn heads everywhere they go. they seem to command so much atttention and can get any man they so desire.

so i would have full lips, panther like eyes, long flowing hair down to my butt, a gorgeous lightly golden tan for a skin tone. high cheek bones.

i would be petite, 5'1'', 98 lbs, but considerably big boobs for my small stature. i would have a very curvy butt, shapely legs. small nimble hands with beautiful long nails.

i would be a sight to see, and make many men drool. biggrin.gif
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 11:14 AM

I'd like to teleport. Also, instant buffness! laugh.gif
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 02:45 PM

Princess? You'd wish you were absolutely tiny? I'm sure you're absolutely fine the way you are. Don't give in to society's stereotypes for your gender role! sad.gif Brown haired, brown-eyed girls can turn heads, too. Honestly, I can't imagine you being very shapely if you were a 98lb Asian girl. They are traditionally rather lacking in figure, but that's because the Asian diet doesn't contain the fattier foods of a western diet required for nice curves. And mainly, I think you'd be out of proportion if you were that small and somehow curvy. tongue.gif I dunno.

I also really wish I had natural, unchanging 20/20 vision in both eyes. And a much higher perception/awareness stat. I'm operating at like 7 with my +1 for being in communication with other humans nearby. Do you know what it's like to have a -1 to all of your awareness checks? sad.gif If I had to go through a dungeon, I'd bumble into every single trap there was, and miss all of the important items.
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 02:50 PM

I wish I could dance. And sing. Those would be cool.

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 06:25 PM

being more coordinated would be nice. but that's something you can achieve with practice, and I'm just too lazy busy.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 01:23 AM

I agree. Coordination would be fun! smile.gif
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 12:47 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Jul 23 2007, 02:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Princess? You'd wish you were absolutely tiny? I'm sure you're absolutely fine the way you are. Don't give in to society's stereotypes for your gender role! sad.gif Brown haired, brown-eyed girls can turn heads, too. Honestly, I can't imagine you being very shapely if you were a 98lb Asian girl. They are traditionally rather lacking in figure, but that's because the Asian diet doesn't contain the fattier foods of a western diet required for nice curves. And mainly, I think you'd be out of proportion if you were that small and somehow curvy. tongue.gif I dunno.

I also really wish I had natural, unchanging 20/20 vision in both eyes. And a much higher perception/awareness stat. I'm operating at like 7 with my +1 for being in communication with other humans nearby. Do you know what it's like to have a -1 to all of your awareness checks? sad.gif If I had to go through a dungeon, I'd bumble into every single trap there was, and miss all of the important items.


the specifications I pointed out, are actually that of one of my best friends. Her name is Kaori, shes Japanese. When me and Kaori go out to the mall, the beach or whereever, she turns a lot more guys heads than I do. I can be dressed up better than she is, and she will still get the heads to turn, and have more guys try to talk to her too. If you saw a picture of me and her, youd probably say that I look nice, and youd say "daaayyyuumn" if you saw her. she has an extemely beautiful face. quite rare beauty indeed. every guy that sees her pretty much halts right in their tracks to have a second look at her.

there was a time we went roller skating on the boardwalk by the beach. me and her were roller skating, and these two guys passed us on roller skates. they both turned their heads to look at her, and then they werent looking ahead and they crashed into a wooden picnic table that some people were sitting at eating. it was sooo funny. laugh.gif

This post has been edited by princesskadee: 24 July 2007 - 12:51 PM

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 12:54 PM

To summarize a comment from an older female friend of mine, small with large breasts makes for a bad back at an early age. I'm not big on yellow fever, anyway; in my experience, a lot of asian girls are lacking in personality.

Given my druthers, I'd be shorter and heavier (muscular, not just chunky). I wouldn't mind teleporting at all. Was actually thinking about it earlier this morning.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 01:48 PM

QUOTE (Bond @ Jul 24 2007, 02:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I agree. Coordination would be fun! smile.gif


Seriously.

But I'm too lazy to practice at the moment.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 03:48 PM

Coordination is a nice thing to have. I enjoy my life of grabbing flies in my fist and catching falling cups without spilling (much).
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