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Posted 24 July 2007 - 03:37 AM

Well done, Thaluikhain. I was wondering if anyone would spot those. However in the case of the latter it would be schoolboy, splattered and side.

Now then Meester Bond. Excuse me while I put my cat down and explain. Alliteration is a literary technique in which words with similar or identical openings are used consecutively; most often to create a verbal harmony of sorts. In my case, to constantly control and constrict and curtail my coining of crafty creeds and crap would cause my credibility to cower. Now, notice how for that sentence a great deal of words beginning with the hard C were present. Try speaking that sentence out loud and you will notice the effect this creates. If you already know what alliteration is then I apologise. I mean only to inform and not patronise.

In any case, it's quite an honour to be compared to our favourite cannibal; even if my current claim to fame is calling out "Tick tock, Clarice!" while my boss is walking past and I am feeding meat into the meat grinder. I like to think I am the master of my very own brand of creepy, however.

Creepy as in: At work we are allowed to come in costume on Halloween; provided that the costume won't hinder movement or prove a health or safety hazard. And since I'm not built right to pose as Cabadath for a day... well. My only problem is it's probably going to be a bitch trying to glaze pastries while wearing a welding mask.

Much less acquiring the damn thing. tongue.gif

Hey, that's an idea. Get the three creepiest guys on the forum (myself and two more parties to be determined at a later date) and have us masquerade as the Welder, Cabadath and the New Prince; and take turns torturing and slowly killing all leeches in a game of psychological cat-and-mouse as we play the survivors against the others, followed by a game in which whichever of us causes the highest bloodstain on the nearest wall wins a carton of beer. This of course all done to the Dark World ambient track from Trilby's Notes, with the rest of the forum and Yahtzee watching from behind plate glass, a'la Administrator Westbury of 1213. Throw in some more beer and we've got the perfect leech execution method right there.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 10:22 AM

I don't want to post in the new leech topic that just popped up, because it would give this person the impression that I hate or love them.

The reason I refer to these people as leeches is because they latch onto a real person and, like any good parasite, attempt to garnish an amount of sustenance from them. Right now, when we post in their topics, whether it is to support or ridicule, we are providing sustenance.

The best way to deal with this is to close any topics that provide no relevant subject matter. No posting "I hate you" and no poking fun or implying that the stupidity is enjoyed on any level.

And then, talk of torture. Because these leeches haven't been reading any topics they haven't started.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 10:40 AM

All right, then. Thanks for the heads-up. smile.gif
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Post icon  Posted 24 July 2007 - 03:14 PM

Have I mentioned that I love the cock?

This post has been edited by Yahtzee: 24 July 2007 - 05:16 PM

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 05:52 PM

Haha, at last, a post in this thread that makes sense biggrin.gif
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 05:59 PM

Yeah! Let's have them suck on MasterMind's c*ck! devil.gif
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Posted 25 July 2007 - 02:23 AM

I'll pass on that thanks; but the rest of you can feel free to help yourselves. tongue.gif
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Posted 25 July 2007 - 07:47 AM

QUOTE (MasterMind @ Jul 25 2007, 06:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Have I mentioned that I love the cock?



Yeah, I know what you mean. Though I wouldn't say "love", as such...dunno if you should be calling Yahtzee a cock on his on forum, either.
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Posted 25 July 2007 - 01:33 PM

Thalu... whatever: Focus your attention to the "this post was edited by YAHTZEE" part at the bottom of the negative pussy's post.
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 03:27 AM

I see you are unfamiliar with the concept of "humour".
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 03:28 AM

Yes I am, but this isn't that.
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 05:51 PM

In regards to the original post... to be fair, there were, and are, a fair number of brainless idiots here before recently.

QUOTE (Legion @ Jul 23 2007, 01:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
The more important reason is, I'm a creepy guy. I quote Hannibal Lecter while feeding meat into the grinder at work and I whistle parts of Tartini's Violin Sonata in G Major (the Devil's Trill, in other words), and I can creep out anyone in under fifteen seconds simply by looking them right in the eye and smiling. Plus on top of that I have a warped sense of humour and am a misanthrope-in-training. There are the other reasons, pick your favourite.



You sound about 15 years old. Your mascara is running, you'd better go catch it.
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Posted 29 July 2007 - 07:27 PM

Hey, now, can't we all just... get along? unsure.gif
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Posted 30 July 2007 - 02:49 AM

No, that's not what this forum is about.
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Posted 30 July 2007 - 04:30 AM

QUOTE (leperking @ Jul 29 2007, 05:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
In regards to the original post... to be fair, there were, and are, a fair number of brainless idiots here before recently.
You sound about 15 years old. Your mascara is running, you'd better go catch it.


Actually, I'm nineteen. And I'm not gothic, emo or any other retarded derivative; so I'm afraid I can't loan you my mascara for your next night at the drag club as I don't own any.

And although I have no reason to explain myself to you I will do so just because I can: I originally heard The Devil's Trill in an anime; never mind the fact that I play piano and a friend of mine plays the violin so I can appreciate a good piece of music; the myth behind this song is an added bonus. My boss is a monstrous wanker and I love taking every opportunity I can to make him uncomfortable; and the best I can do is creep him out as best I can. The warped humour and misanthopic tendencies rather explain themselves; I'm sure you're a big boy so I'll let you figure those out.

I'm here because I like Yahtzee's games and I've been reading the stuff on the FR site and lurking on the forum and thought I'd stop in and say howdy. If I was attempting to flog my log I would actually be doing it instead of sitting around and making with ze chit-chat with everyone. Stop by the fullyramblomatic channel once in a while? If you don't think the stuff I post is funny, interesting or even mildy relative, that's up to you and you alone. But don't be a douchebag and try to insult me for it; because then you're no better than the "brainless idiots" you mentioned above.

Bottom line is this: You don't like me? Aww. Now I'm going to go listen to My Chemical Romance as I wail in despair and hug my knees in the shower. Behold my sarcasm! I don't give a flying purple grape-flavoured fuck what you think of me; I make this post to state for the record so that any other members who want to try the "insult people who I have never met but somehow threaten my dwindling masculinity" route at least know what they're up against. I'm here to chat and just otherwise hang out with other people who appreciate Yahtzee's games. This post aside, I will not be your monkey boy. Go back to GaiaOnline.
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