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Posted 23 July 2007 - 01:49 PM

QUOTE (TheOrator @ Jul 23 2007, 12:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
(no offense, joshofalltrades...)


None taken. The only reason I really started this thread is to get a topic of discussion started that isn't "Hey! Look at me! I'm a whore for attention!"

By all means, take it to the limit.
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 03:59 PM

Have Satan chew them unendingly? devil.gif
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 05:00 PM

He'd get a diarrhea from those bastards. Atleast a stomach-ache.

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 05:26 PM

All right, how about getting "Ni!" shouted at them for the rest of eternity unless they can cut down the mightiest tree in the forest... WIIITH a HERRING? tongue.gif
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 05:36 PM

That would be... cruel! Too cruel! But they deserve the worst... Very well, so be it. I shall send the word to the Knights of Ni immediately.

Oh btw, Bond, they'll sleep at your house.
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 06:26 PM

Have you not heard of the Third Amendment? angry.gif

No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

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Posted 23 July 2007 - 07:12 PM

It seems I haven't. As I haven't heard of it, it doesn't exist, right? Google is not my friend, today.
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 07:25 PM

Sorry, it only applies in America. blushing.gif
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 11:24 PM

QUOTE (Bond @ Jul 23 2007, 12:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Um... unsure.gif

Are you Gaspard Ulliel? ohmy.gif


Hate to say it, but I have absolutely no effing clue just who you're talking about. I've gone by other weirdass names (Deathjester, Kuroneko, Darkchojin and ShadowHarlequin, if memory serves) but that one is as far from ringing any bells as a schoolboy splattered on the side of a clock tower. Although provided that the name caused you some confusion, would you care to clarify; endeavour to elaborate perhaps? This Gaspard guy sounds positively gripping...


QUOTE (TheOrator @ Jul 23 2007, 12:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I say, this is more interesting than the leeches (no offense, joshofalltrades...)

Legion.

Do Your Worst.


You mean my alliteration alone wasn't enough?
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 11:29 PM

I'm sorry, when did you alliterate, exactly?

But no, no amount of alliteration, or any rhetorical device, could possibly be as interesting as a creepy guy.

So bring it on.
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Posted 23 July 2007 - 11:31 PM

QUOTE (Legion @ Jul 23 2007, 11:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hate to say it, but I have absolutely no effing clue just who you're talking about... Although provided that the name caused you some confusion, would you care to clarify; endeavour to elaborate perhaps? This Gaspard guy sounds positively gripping...


Gaspard Ulliel played the young Hannibal Lecter in Hannibal Rising. Due to your rather Lecterish tendencies, I took a wild guess. Unfortunately, I was wrong. sad.gif
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 01:29 AM

QUOTE (Legion @ Jul 23 2007, 11:24 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hate to say it, but I have absolutely no effing clue just who you're talking about. I've gone by other weirdass names (Deathjester, Kuroneko, Darkchojin and ShadowHarlequin, if memory serves) but that one is as far from ringing any bells as a schoolboy splattered on the side of a clock tower. Although provided that the name caused you some confusion, would you care to clarify; endeavour to elaborate perhaps? This Gaspard guy sounds positively gripping...


There is said alliteration, bolded for your benefit. I'm so sweet and fuzzy at times.

I haven't actually seen Hannibal Rising yet, as I am a poor bastard. I'll need to work on both of those issues.

And think for a moment. Well-spoken quiet guy who works at odd hours of the night... just that description enough would provoke a reaction. No? Then let me tell you some a really bad joke to prove my point.

A little boy walks up to his mother one day and says "Mum, why is there a prawn between Grandma's legs?" His mother blinks, smiles and shakes her head and says "Honey, that's not a prawn; that's a clitoris."

The little boy scratches his head. "Well it tastes like a prawn!"

So are you convinced yet or what? Hurry up, I have shit to do tonight; and most of it involves intensive eyelid study. tongue.gif
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 01:35 AM

Um... yep, you pretty much do fit the description of young Hannibal. Which is scary, really. unsure.gif

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 02:40 AM

You missed "far from" and "schoolboy splattered"

Meh...leeches aren't as annoying as people that unexpectedly reveal the end of the lasty Harry Potter book before I've read it.
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 02:50 AM

You've lost me. "Far from"? "Schoolboy splattered"? blink.gif

EDIT: 666 posts! Woo-hoo! devil.gif

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