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#136
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Posted 02 August 2007 - 01:39 AM
Okay, okay...
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
--Ian Fleming
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Dan_N_GameZ
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Posted 02 August 2007 - 01:41 AM
Think of it as an exercise in self-control...
"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)
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My Last.FM profile.
#138
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Posted 02 August 2007 - 01:52 AM
I... feel... sleepy...
Must... rest...
ZZZZZZZZ...
Must... rest...
ZZZZZZZZ...
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
--Ian Fleming
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Posted 02 August 2007 - 01:56 AM
Thank Gmhoz!
"Once upon a time, musta been 'round October, few years back, in one o' dose TOP SECRET LAB-MOTORIES de gubbnint keep stashed away underneath Virginia, an EVIL PRINCE, occasion'ly employed as a part-time THEATRICAL CRITICIZER set to woikin' on a plot fo de systematic GENOCIDICAL REMOVE'LANCE of all unwanted highly-rhythmic individj'lls an' sissy-boys!" (Prologue, Thing-Fish)
Quoting other forumers in your signature seems to be the latest craze around here...
My Last.FM profile.
Quoting other forumers in your signature seems to be the latest craze around here...
My Last.FM profile.
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Posted 02 August 2007 - 02:00 AM
ZZZZZZzzzz...
Huh? Wha?
Did I miss something?
EDIT: 1100 POSTS! W00t!
Now... to bed!
Huh? Wha?
Did I miss something?
EDIT: 1100 POSTS! W00t!
Now... to bed!
This post has been edited by Bond: 02 August 2007 - 02:01 AM
You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.
--Ian Fleming
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Posted 02 August 2007 - 06:43 AM
Quick, while he's out, gag him, tie him up, shove a bag over his head, and start the truck. We can dump him in one of the swamps...
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
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Posted 02 August 2007 - 07:11 AM
We should all just stop posting for a few days. At least the lack of stuff would slow him down a little.
"When I was five, my uncle was decapitated by a watermelon."
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Posted 02 August 2007 - 04:38 PM
In all seriousness, get a hobby. It is insane that any one person can post here that much.
Go meet girls. (Or boys?)
Buy a Playstation.
Learn an instrument.
Draw.
ANYTHING.
And Egfu, your idea is good in theory, but when no one posts, all he does is post MORE asking why NO ONE IS POSTING.
Go meet girls. (Or boys?)
Buy a Playstation.
Learn an instrument.
Draw.
ANYTHING.
And Egfu, your idea is good in theory, but when no one posts, all he does is post MORE asking why NO ONE IS POSTING.
This post has been edited by Heccubus: 02 August 2007 - 04:39 PM
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Posted 02 August 2007 - 05:23 PM
QUOTE (Heccubus @ Aug 2 2007, 01:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
In all seriousness, get a hobby. It is insane that any one person can post here that much.
Go meet girls. (Or boys?)
Buy a Playstation.
Learn an instrument.
Draw.
ANYTHING.
And Egfu, your idea is good in theory, but when no one posts, all he does is post MORE asking why NO ONE IS POSTING.
Go meet girls. (Or boys?)
Buy a Playstation.
Learn an instrument.
Draw.
ANYTHING.
And Egfu, your idea is good in theory, but when no one posts, all he does is post MORE asking why NO ONE IS POSTING.
We should all put him on ignore like I did. Sooner or later he will get a hint.
(in case you didn’t read the Gay Pride Thread)
This post has been edited by Cobnat: 02 August 2007 - 05:27 PM
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Posted 02 August 2007 - 05:52 PM
Oh my gawd, you have that many posts and you've been here not even a month? I've been here several YEARS and I'm still at 2000.
Then again, quality over quantity I guess... Haha.
jk, jk.
Then again, quality over quantity I guess... Haha.
jk, jk.
PRECIOUS VELIUS....
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Posted 02 August 2007 - 07:06 PM
No need to say jk, ltts; you've produced several quality messages in your day. Quality over quantity indeed.
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
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Posted 03 August 2007 - 07:33 AM
posting in threads is a lot like making love to your sweetheart.
you can post a ton of fast, little short messages, and get a huge post count,..or you can take your time, and post real, thought-invoking quality posts that recieve kudos and verbal accolades from others.
likewise,.you can bang your lover several times,.in short "quickie-type" sex sessions..
or..
you can go all out, and buy some roses,..some dark chocolates...some expensive wine.,.exotic sweet fruit,..candles, satin pillowcases.body oils, chocolate syrup, whipped cream,honey,.maraschino cherries,.foot massager,..handcuffs, rope,.body paint...kick on some luther vandross or freddy jackson...set the thermostat to a nice temperature..and go several quality hours on your lover and make a lasting impression.
get the drift??
you can post a ton of fast, little short messages, and get a huge post count,..or you can take your time, and post real, thought-invoking quality posts that recieve kudos and verbal accolades from others.
likewise,.you can bang your lover several times,.in short "quickie-type" sex sessions..
or..
you can go all out, and buy some roses,..some dark chocolates...some expensive wine.,.exotic sweet fruit,..candles, satin pillowcases.body oils, chocolate syrup, whipped cream,honey,.maraschino cherries,.foot massager,..handcuffs, rope,.body paint...kick on some luther vandross or freddy jackson...set the thermostat to a nice temperature..and go several quality hours on your lover and make a lasting impression.
get the drift??
This post has been edited by blueoceans: 03 August 2007 - 07:40 AM
#148
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Posted 03 August 2007 - 07:40 AM
Um...I think that one got away from you a bit around the end, there.
Check out my crappy drawings!
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
Chyld is an ignorant slut.
QUOTE
"I don't have to conform to the vagaries of time and space; I'm a loony, for God's sake!"
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
XD
- Campbell Bean (David Tennant), Takin' Over the Asylum, 1994
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Posted 03 August 2007 - 08:57 AM
In any case, make sure you have good virus protection. And for the anal posting, use lots of lube.
"I had a lot of different ideas. At one point, Luke, Leia and Ben were all going to be little people, and we did screen tests to see if we could do that." -George Lucas, in STAR WARS: the Annotated Screenplays (p197).
