[Bond]

Bond, must it come to this? Post less just to please someone?

Look, you spend a lot of time on the internet, indicating you spend a lot of your time on the PC. That's not healthy. I used to be like you, frolicking around forums, but I've toned it down a bit. I bet you only know of these forums too... Well, guess what, I have 8 forums I frequent, and totalled, I still don't post as much in a month as you do here in two days. Chill, man. We're the same age. I go out with my friends, I get pissed, I smoke, I have a girlfriend, I have fun. Why don't you?

Well, first off, I don't smoke.

Secondly, I basically have no friends.

Thirdly, this is fun.

Finally, I enjoy getting around. It helps me learn about things. For example, I never had "the talk" with my parents, but learned a lot about sex just by wandering around Wikipedia.

It's all in good fun, Dan.

[Dan_N_GameZ]

Same thing here, I watched a lot of porno to get the hang about sex... When they approached me, I said "Get away, I know everything..."

Secondly, my way of finding out about sex is better than your way of finding out about sex... In fact, your way is a bit weird :|...

Thirdly, you're missing the point about smoking... The point was I do it with my friends and have fun...

Finally, what do you mean you don't have friends?! You've got to have at least one best mate...

[Bond]

I'm a bit isolated from the world. Not to mention being raised in a Catholic household means I probably won't lose my virginity until I'm forty.

Also, while smoking might be fun, it's as unhealthy (or perhaps moreso) than staying on the PC all day.

[Cobnat]

Same thing here, I watched a lot of porno to get the hang about sex... When they approached me, I said "Get away, I know everything..."

Secondly, my way of finding out about sex is better than your way of finding out about sex... In fact, your way is a bit weird :|...

Thirdly, you're missing the point about smoking... The point was I do it with my friends and have fun...

Finally, what do you mean you don't have friends?! You've got to have at least one best mate...

Well; when in Romania.

[Bond]

Well, when in Romania...

...do the Romanians.

[Dan_N_GameZ]

You're a Catholic?! Well, there's your problem...

Right, toss your religion out the window and become an atheist. Now.

Then, when school starts, since you don't give a sh*t anymore about anything, you'll be so relaxed you'll be able to talk with anyone. Make friends, go to a bar, get pissed. Period. Until then, start listening to Rock music. Metal and Punk too. Learn to live. I mean, crap, TOM JONES!?! You're a teenager, act like one, goddammit!

Get some black clothes, leave your hair long. Shock your parents on a daily bassis by telling jokes about the gayness of god around the house.

START LIVING, GOD DAMMIT!

[Bond]

Erm... I can only quote from Thoreau on this one:

I went into the woods because I wanted to live deliberately. I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life... to put to rout all that was not life; and not, when I came to die, discover that I had not lived.

This post has been edited by Bond: 04 August 2007 - 04:40 PM

[Jane Sherwood]

Secondly, my way of finding out about sex is better than your way of finding out about sex... In fact, your way is a bit weird :|...

I learned about sex from accidentally stumbling upon fanfiction lemons when I was twelve. It was...traumatizing. Especially to a highly impressionable, newly adolescent psyche.

Beat that for weirdness.

[Bond]

Erm... you know, I really can't.

[Dan_N_GameZ]

Ok, Jane, you win by far...

Bond, if you're going to think like that, you're going to lose your virginity when you're 40 not because of your religion...

If you're ever going to lose it...

[Bond]

Oh, don't tell me you haven't, either...

[Cobnat]

I learned about sex from accidentally stumbling upon fanfiction lemons when I was twelve. It was...traumatizing. Especially to a highly impressionable, newly adolescent psyche.

Beat that for weirdness.

I learned about it at the age of 8 when I saw an Anime.

[Bond]

I learned about it at the age of 8 when I saw an Anime.

Ho. Lee. SHIT.

Of course, I read The Eyes of the Dragon when I was seven, so I beat you in reading adult lit by one year...

[Dan_N_GameZ]

Actually, I've seen sex scenes ever since the age of 6-7, when my parents were watching movies and there weren't any ratings or censors... I felt something move down south, but I never could understand it...

I don't remember much about that period, I probably was walking around with a massive erection without me even noticing...

[Bond]

Man, people here sure did have weird childhoods...