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#1 optimus_prime

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Posted 06 July 2007 - 04:24 PM

simple to play:

take any film franchise that has at least one sequel, and if a new sequel were to be spawn from that franchise..what would YOU call it?

i would call the next sequel in the DIE HARD saga: "Just DIE already!, geesh"

or i could call it: "its not that HARD to DIE"

This post has been edited by optimus_prime: 06 July 2007 - 04:25 PM

"freedom is the right of all sentient beings"

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Posted 07 July 2007 - 03:57 AM

hmmm...... how about

Harry Potter and the reasons why 'whoever dies' dies

Pirates of the Caribbean: the search for the un-eatable peanut

Indiana Jones 4: journey through the Geriatrics ward

Little Mermaid 3: this is how we ruin classic

Star Wars 7: Back again for the Billionth time!

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#3 optimus_prime

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Posted 07 July 2007 - 05:48 AM

QUOTE (TruJade @ Jul 7 2007, 03:57 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

bravo! im loving this thread already!!

"freedom is the right of all sentient beings"

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Posted 07 July 2007 - 03:40 PM

shrek 4: eddie murphy isnt funny anymore

Peter Brady was by far the ugliest Brady kid on the "Brady Bunch". I mean, they were all pretty ugly, and the fact that the Brady dad wanted to always take the boys out on overnight camping trips just a tad bit too often, gave me the creeps.

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Posted 07 July 2007 - 05:16 PM

Die Hard 5: The Wrath of Die Hard

Star Wars Episode 7: Curse of the Black Lightsaber

Star Wars Epiosde 8: Dead Jedi's Chest

Star Wars Episode 9: The Bon Voyage Home

Harry Potter & The Brokeback Hogwarts

Robocop 4: The Quest /Search for Paul Verhoeven

Pirates of the Caribbean 4: The Search/Quest For Virgins

Superman Returns Again

X-Men 4: Professor Wolverine

Independence Day 2: The Day After Independence

Men In Black 3: The Sound Of Noisy Crickets

Jurassic Park 5: Dinosaurs United

I am the Fisher King.

I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an obi-wan to go.

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Posted 07 July 2007 - 06:49 PM

Back to the Future 4: The cure for Parkinsons

Rambo 4: wheelchair warrior

austin powers 4: yaah baby, do it to me one more time!

The Matrix 4: Bill and Ted overthrow the agents

Lethal Weapon 5: too senile to aim.

Cinderella 4: The majesty's rehash bash

Bambi 14: Bambi's back from the dead

Rush Hour 4: Cocky black guy & conservative asian man together for the last time.

QUOTE (njamilla @ Feb 23 2008, 08:16 AM)
Shit, Fuck, Piss: I had to say that because I can on this website. (Thanks Chef!)

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Posted 09 July 2007 - 01:52 PM

Naked Gun 37: The Spy Who Only Pretended to be Mildly Infatuated With Me
Ocean's 20: Sinatra is Spinning in his Grave
Speed 3 (Tagline: It's Speed... ON A TRAIN!)
Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money

Wait, that last one's been done already...

This space for rent. Inquire within.

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Posted 09 July 2007 - 11:57 PM

shindlers list 2: curly's gold

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 08:22 AM

Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and her little dog, two.

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 08:33 AM

Die Hard 5: Mauled at the Mall
Star Wars 7: Sleazebagono's Revenge
Caddyshack 3: the Rise of Taj
Wayne's World 3: Is the guy who plays Garth dead?

It seems like everyone is over the nitpicking. Too bad.

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Posted 10 July 2007 - 09:00 AM

Winnie the Pooh and Tigger II

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Posted 11 July 2007 - 03:20 PM

Bring It On: For Reals This Time

Apartment Building of the Living Dead

Land Before Time 227: Land of the Molten Lava and Fiery Death

Nightmare On Elm Street: Freddy's DayCare

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Posted 13 July 2007 - 11:58 PM

It's not exactly original, but:

Bond 22: Live and Let Die

Die Hard 5: Yippi-ki-yay, whippersnappers!
Species 3: Forget the Plot, Here's the Sex Tape!

You only live twice:
Once when you're born
And once when you look death in the face.

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Posted 05 January 2008 - 05:54 PM

Cloverfield 2: (tagline: we would have called it Cloverleaf, but we didnt want you to think the Irish were invading)

Harold & Kumar 3: the search for other rarely used ethnicities in comedy

High School Musical 3: Disney features only those black kids that act overly caucasian.

Gigli 2: This time, Affleck directs this garbage.

National Lampoon's 87 (stop it already with this franchise..it hasnt been funny since Chevy Chase abandoned it)

The Running Man 2: Arnie's on a walker

QUOTE (njamilla @ Feb 23 2008, 08:16 AM)
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That's what I'm here for.

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Posted 05 January 2008 - 06:14 PM

X-men 8 - Wolverine… again.
James Bond 25 - The shag was not enough so we just made a porno.
Star Wars 10 - The empire strikes back a new phantom menace.

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