[sesame_street_hustler]

I wunt to tell you bout good movie i see,..it called Spiddurman 3. I go see da movie wiff my frenz and its good movie,.i clap an' uh I like dis movie whole big bunches.

Spiddurman is cool. he is cooler than me and he is cooler than you too. Spiddurman is kinda almost like real spiddur, but ,.uhmm.not really,but almost.

Spiddurman can make web,..REALLY BIG WEB,..but he dont have to,.but sometimes can. Spiddurman also have gurlfrenz...yah..he lucky spiddur guy and he have two gurlfrenz,..uhmm...he have Mahr-wee Jane..and some other gurl..but I dont r'member her name though.

But, back to Spiddur,.I sorwy if I sound too much like John Malkovich character in Of Mice and Men,.but hey,.he retard like me,.but he not spiddur..but just big guy,..i dont know.

Before I knew bout Spiddurman,.I used to be scared cause of spiddurs,..they look mean and want to bite me..so I scream and say,.NO, dont bite, cause I dont like..i dont know if spiddur heard me,.but spiddur ran away.

But,.now back to Spiddurman,.I like Spiddurman. He make me no more afraid of spiddurs. I wish I could meet spiddurman. one time, for halloween my mom dress me up like spiddurman and me an my frenz went get trick of treating and got big bunches of candy.

I went door to door sing song and say "spiddurman..do what a spiddur can,..spin a web,.catch a fly,.and kills all the bad guys,..I am da spiddurman"...Im not really sure if that how song goes,.but I sing anyways like that,.whole night.

I go see the Spiddurman 3 wiff my frenz. and we all clap and like movie. I laugh and eat popcorn, but my best frend Jenny, she keep putting small pieces of popcorn in my hair when movie keep playing. I say "dont do that Jenny,.I try to watch Spiddurman",.but Jenny is my frend and she play joke wiff me. Jenny likes Spiddurman too. We were both wearing Spiddurman shirts when we go and see movie.

My Dad say he will take me and Jenny to go see Spiddurman 3 again, but Daddy said that if me wants to go again, me have to make sure get bestest grade in school. When I go back to school, I will tell all my frenz who ride short bus that Spiddurman 3 is bestest movie ever.

I love Spiddurman..If you go and see movie, than I promise I will be your best frend,.ok?

[Slade]

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