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Posted 05 May 2007 - 06:20 PM

Don't worry, I'm not going to actually update this site.

I'm having a lot of laughs with my YouTube videos, but I want to do one of thsoe "bell end answers questions" things. Along the lines of Ask Yahtzee, or Ask Bared, or Ask A Ninja. Only without being either up my own ass, an Australian TV guy, or a ninja. So if you've found this, feel free to ask a question, and if it ticklews me right, I'll answer it.

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Posted 07 May 2007 - 12:12 PM

Why is my math textbook not a sandwich?
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Posted 07 May 2007 - 03:09 PM

Why does a fedora inexplicably add 12+ points to any person's Sexiness Ability?
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 01:17 AM

Why can't I play the saxophone?
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 02:12 AM

(Hehe, Prodian, I can't help but want to tell you to "put down the ducky, if you want to play the saxophone!" And anyone who gets that, I'll love you forever.)
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Posted 16 July 2007 - 06:47 AM

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(Hehe, Prodian, I can't help but want to tell you to "put down the ducky, if you want to play the saxophone!" And anyone who gets that, I'll love you forever.)

*Strains*.....
It's the muppets...
Gaaaaaah...

ERNIE TRYING TO LEARN THE SAXAPHONE AND ASKING AN OWL WHY!!

I get it.

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Posted 03 August 2007 - 09:59 PM

Why am I only a Legend? sad.gif
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Posted 03 August 2007 - 10:14 PM

QUOTE (Bond @ Aug 3 2007, 09:59 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why am I only a Legend? sad.gif


What the hell are you talking about only a legend?

What do you want to be next, God?

EDIT: This is not the FR IRC Channel.

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nooooo
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Posted 03 August 2007 - 10:28 PM

Oh, dear. Sorry. blushing.gif
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Posted 03 August 2007 - 10:29 PM

QUOTE (Bond @ Aug 3 2007, 10:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Oh, dear. Sorry. blushing.gif



I am sorry, but really, what are you expecting to get after another mere one hundred and sixty seven posts?
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Posted 03 August 2007 - 10:33 PM

Nothing, I suppose. sleep.gif

God, I feel like such a douche... crying.gif
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Posted 12 September 2007 - 07:32 PM

LoLz u gotz pWnZoReD!!!11!!!!!
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Posted 22 September 2007 - 05:55 PM

Why do sonic's burgers and fries taste like cold cardboard? Has the American public been duped? And if so, what's the count on that now?
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