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Posted 25 April 2007 - 09:15 PM

Piano, guitar, flute, none of them did it for me. But after a drunken visit to the pawn shop, I have discovered my favorite instrument ever.

The ukulele.

I love the way it sounds, I love how it feels, I even like how it tastes. It is the instrument I was put on this earth to play. Are there any other fans of this divine instrument?

BTW, if anyone calls me Tiny Tim, I will find them and murder them.
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Posted 26 April 2007 - 12:12 AM

I demand that some administrator changes Mr. Zewb's title to Tiny Tim.

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 12:51 PM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Apr 26 2007, 12:12 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I demand that some administrator changes Mr. Zewb's title to Tiny Tim.


I hate you.
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Posted 26 April 2007 - 01:03 PM

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 01:35 PM

Really the ukulele.....
hmmm considering neither
the piano, guitar,

or flute (well a recorder)

have worked out for me as well
i'm gonna have to try
this musical contraption

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 01:40 PM

Isn't it just like a guitar but with less strings?
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Posted 26 April 2007 - 01:44 PM

yeah sort of but
it makes different

sounds and it

makes you more
Hawaiian or sumthing

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Posted 26 April 2007 - 02:28 PM

It's much smaller, has a higher pitch, a much shorter neck, and four strings.
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Posted 26 April 2007 - 05:38 PM

Maybe I'll post some audio when I get better at it. Right now, all I can play is Plastic Jesus and The Cat Came Back.
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Posted 26 April 2007 - 06:32 PM

ukeleles are awesome!!

I was on the bus to New York one time and I fell asleep and then I heard this really pretty music coming from behind me. at first I thought that was just because I was asleep, but then I realised that I wasn't anymore. so then I thought someone put on a radio or something, but the music kept starting and stopping randomly.

so then I looked behind me, and there was someone playing a ukelele!! it was kind of awesome.
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