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Posted 04 March 2007 - 10:18 PM

Just rewatched ep 3 and I have to say the writing was incredible. Half of Obi Wan's lines had a fabulous Monty Python-esque style, but there were other greats too. My favorites:

"Go to Mustafar, it is a volcano planet. You will be safe there"

"If in the security archives you look only pain will you find"

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 12:23 PM

I was trained in the Jedi arts by Count Doo-koo.


Like Christopher Lee is going to drop what he's doing to train a robot. Idiots.
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Posted 05 March 2007 - 01:40 PM

"There are heroes on both sides"

Were they trying to be fair or something here but just opted to never back up this statement? In world war 2 there were heroes on both sides. In the napoleonic wars there were heroes on both sides. But when you work for a Sith Lord and an android that likes to hunt Jedi for sport that aint gunna qualify you for membership in the Justice League.

"Kill him. Do it"
"Ok. -slice-"

Damn is it easy to get Jedi to commit murder.

Also the mention of count Dookoo makes me think of his terrible punishment of Obi Wan when he was held prisoner in the droid foundaries in ep2 :

"I'll never join you"
"Well ok but it will be difficult to secure your release"

What the fek? Didn't they have "You will join me or you will die" in their evil playbook? Why didn't he just tell Obi Wan that he wasn't going to get a cookie with his floaty prison tube lunch if he didnt cooperate?

This post has been edited by J m HofMarN: 05 March 2007 - 01:57 PM

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Posted 06 March 2007 - 12:06 PM

I don't know i think all those
scenes with Anakin and Padme or
Padme and Obi Wan were pretty damn hilarious.

Padme: "Anakin ....you're breaking my heart
you're going down a path i can't follow...
come back to me...
I love you"

And all that while holding back tears.
Masterful!

This is by far my favourite quote i even
have a shirt that says Anakin, you're breaking my heart.

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Posted 06 March 2007 - 02:49 PM

We were working on the assumption that any scenes between Anakin and Padme were just too easy, like taking candy from a fifth grader who wrote their dialogue.

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Posted 07 March 2007 - 03:56 PM

Assumption noted
Still at least one of their
qoutes is worth mentioning
anyhoo moving on...


Mace Windu: Anakin you are on this
council. But we do not give you the rank of master.
This is why Anakin had no trouble storming the Jedi temple

Obi-wan: He killed..... younglings
No! Not younglings, Yes! Younlgings


Nute Gunray: All we want is peace..aggghhh
Anakin, woops.... Darth Vader cuts him to bits
Anakin: [to self] Yes pieces ....

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Posted 08 March 2007 - 02:29 PM

ah, poor peace loving Nute Gun Ray. He will be remembered forever by the pacifists of the galaxy.

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Posted 10 March 2007 - 10:42 AM

Most hilarious lines? Why not just save time and say 'anything that Lucas clearly intended to be taken seriously'?

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The sandpeople had women and children. We know this because Anakin killed them how could he tell? The children might be smaller but I never saw a sandperson with breasts. Did they hike their skirts and show him some leg or something?

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Also, I can see the point of wanting to kidnap a human and use her as a slave, but they didn't. They tied her to a flimsy easel for a month. It's assumed they had to feed and give her water. What for? Was she purely ornamental? I can understand them wanting the droids, you can sell those for a lot of money, but a chick who's only skills are finding non-existand mushrooms and getting randomly pregnant, you're not going to get much.

- J m HofMarN on the Sand People
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Posted 12 March 2007 - 01:44 PM

I know it's cliché, but I have to go with Vader's epic

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! at the end. I laughed out loud in the theater when I heard it.

Edit: My NOOO was originally longer, but I had to omit some Os to prevent the creation of a horizontal scrollbar on this thread.

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Posted 12 March 2007 - 03:48 PM

What made the 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'
worse is the fact that you knew

it was Hayden Christensen

in the Vader outfit dropping
to his knees with out stretched arms

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Posted 04 April 2007 - 09:01 AM

"excuse me" was good.

At least he got a line!
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Posted 04 April 2007 - 03:10 PM

"Only a sith deals in absolutes."
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Posted 04 April 2007 - 03:36 PM

Padme: "Anakin?!!...youre breaking my heart!!"

(cues Janis Joplin)

"come on,..take another little piece of my heart now baby,..you know youve got it, and it makes you feel g..(no wait)....evil!! (yeah, i like that lyrical substitution better)
"freedom is the right of all sentient beings"
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Posted 09 April 2007 - 09:58 PM

QUOTE (jariten @ Apr 4 2007, 09:01 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"excuse me" was good.

At least he got a line!


heheh... "sorry" would have been better
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Posted 13 April 2007 - 11:58 PM

QUOTE (Slade @ Mar 13 2007, 04:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


I covered this in my delicious Quran of Qibbles thread, and you can see it on the 2nd ROTS DVD + director's commentary. Lucas was gong after the the Frankenstein's Monster thing, and thinks this was a great scene. On the day they shot it they had hundreds of extra staffers who were allowed onto the set to see this great moment in cinema. They were all full of bubbly, happy fanboy excitement. Not one them guffawed or snickered.

If you ever make a movie, bring your teenage nephew onto the set with you. He'll let you know if you "blow".
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