[TruJade]

I know this is gonna
make me seem like a total wuss,

but i have issues when
it comes to playing Tomb Raider III on PS2

I played about three seconds
of it shot a monkey and just stopped playing

Why had i shot the monkey?
He or she had done nothing to me,

though granted it came barreling
at me all crazed and could have taken my life energy.

Which was soon after snuffed out
when i reached some very sharp finely placed bambo

Weird, huh i have no problem
shooting hoes and defenseless passers-by in Grand Theft Auto

or Kicking some serious ass
in Tekken or Street Fighter and the such.

But a poor little monkey stops
me dead in my tracks

I don't think the game would've been challenging
but that part made it difficult to continue on