[Otal Nimrodi]

I believe the term "beer shits"...

*gets booed off the thread by disgusted... well... everyone*

Eh, I ain't gonna boo you off the thread.

[Zewb]

I don't know why, but suddenly I feel as though I had crossed the line.

[Nostaw]

Well, how about we're all jerks?

We seem to have scared the nice...

Debatable.

...young lady off...

Not confirmed.

...which is a pity.

Debatable.

Milk Tea, if all this stuff is real, just give us the link.

[Otal Nimrodi]

Well, she seemed nice, and most old people don't use the computer a lot, and don't identify themselves as fan girls. And it's always a pity when someone's chased off the forums unless they're someone like Hannibal.

[Milk Tea]

Well, how about we're all jerks?

We seem to have scared the nice young lady off, which is a pity.

Not at all. I just decided to spend the weekend in gentle celebration of the holiday by going out for drinks, and like Jesus Christ rose on the third day with a powerful headache.

I'm not sure what link you want, 'cos I do not think the girls on el-jay are ready for you to view what is really their private conversations. The sad fact is, these are gentle, flighty creatures, and as I have seen from coming to this board, most of you are fandudes unskilled in the ways of non-laughter and might make tears leak from their large, doelike eyes.

Also we have to hide the porn first. Rev said she would make an appearance, but also said the forum "smells like sweaty men". So. I am fond of you all, but I am special.

I also do not know what constitutes as 'young' here, as I am old enough to hold down a professional job, nice enough to pick up little squirrels and pet their tiny fuzzy baby heads and lady enough to bake a pie.

Otal, you are so totally decent, and you filled my heart with love and hugs. HUGS! (gives hugs, pastry treats)

[Yahtzee]

One does not post a topic to announce the existence of something, then add that you will never let us see it or give us information on how to find it. This is the highway to a big fat closed and locked topic.

[Milk Tea]

Give me some credit. I had no idea who lived here. It would have been all yours had you not been an eighty-percent proof pack of sweat-filled, derisive man-children.

Not that you're not a very nice pack of sweat-filled, derisive man-children, but I never promised anybody anything except ME. This thread was mainly started to give you props on Trilby and the games and announce that yes, we did exist.

Mainly you have just disappointed us by being a really talented bitchweed. I mean, really talented, but still really a bitchweed.

ETA:

revolution: Oh shit.
Milk Tea: What what.
revolution: That was severe banninat0r material.
Milk Tea: My post?
revolution: Yes.
Milk Tea: AW WHO CARES
Milk Tea: BACK TO WRITING JOHN SCREWIN' TRILBY ON A BEACH

This post has been edited by Milk Tea: 09 April 2007 - 12:32 AM

[David-kyo]

*shoots self*

[Gobbler]

It would have been all yours had you not been an eighty-percent proof pack of sweat-filled, derisive man-children.

... ... ...

I'm so gonna tell mommy about this!








After I refreshed my deodorant.

[Nostaw]

*shoots self*

You can't die. You're already in hell.

Give me some credit. I had no idea who lived here. It would have been all yours had you not been an eighty-percent proof pack of sweat-filled, derisive man-children.

Not that you're not a very nice pack of sweat-filled, derisive man-children, but I never promised anybody anything except ME. This thread was mainly started to give you props on Trilby and the games and announce that yes, we did exist.

Mainly you have just disappointed us by being a really talented bitchweed. I mean, really talented, but still really a bitchweed.

Let me try a different approach.

*Takes a deep breath*

Milk Tea, I am very ashamed and I apologize in the name of everybody here for offending you in any way. The truth is that I'm honored for having you, a representant of such an awesome fanclub, here in our forum.

You seem to be sooooo lovely and joyful that I'm afraid you can't fit our loveless depressive way of life. We're monsters. We need help. We need happiness. We need hope. Help us, Milk Tea. Please give us acess to your fanclub chat rooms so we can learn to love.

Together we will live. And, together, we will fight for freedom, peace and love all around the world.

[Otal Nimrodi]

Otal, you are so totally decent, and you filled my heart with love and hugs. HUGS! (gives hugs, pastry treats)

Hugs and cakez! Marvelous! *hugs*

See, she's nice if you don't flame her. She just had the misfortune to come at a time when everyone's feeling like a jerk.

[David-kyo]

YES YES I SEE THE LIGHT

[Blueskirt]

And what about the last 20 percent who like little bunnies, pies, cookies, stuffed plush dollies, kisses on the ouchies or have Chewbacca and Han Solo hugging each other in their avatars?

[David-kyo]

Those people should position their face in front of a sawn-off shotgun, say "CHEESE!" and pull the trigger.

[Otal Nimrodi]

And what about the last 20 percent who like little bunnies, pies, cookies, stuffed plush dollies, kisses on the ouchies or have Chewbacca and Han Solo hugging each other in their avatars?

I haven't seen anyone like that.