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Posted 16 March 2007 - 09:26 PM

many of you suckas prolly heard this joint by Jibbs called King Kong,... sorry punkass
so i decided to make fun of his song...here go my version


King Kong
Artist or band: Jibbs
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(feat. Chamillionaire)

[Chorus:]
im wrong, im,im, im, im ,wrong, i gotta
small ding dong, ding, ding, ding, ding dong
heebie jeebies, heebie jeebies, heebie jeebies[3x]
I got a tiny ding dong in the my drawers
ding dong, ding, ding, ding, ding dong, ding
it aint long, my thang, it aint long
heebie jeebies, heebie jeebies, heebie jeebies
I got my phone on, its on, on, on, but the girls be gone

[Verse 1:]
A yo i beat my banana
A ding dong you cant put in no girls trunk wit out 'em swearin
When i do i get slapped off, slapped off
When you look at my grill, my teeth about to fall off
And my ass look fat, trunk so heavy in the back
Got no girls in my crib, no one sitting on my lap
Got a pipe smokin crack, with my grill lookin whack
girls think it's a shame cause i aint got no kind of game
That's a small ding dong, in my undies, that's why girlies leave me
When I'm rolling through your hood anybody can find me
You can smell me from the next block
When I'm on the next block, my ass be so stinky and funky
you grab a bar of soap and clock my ass like a monkey

[Chorus:]
im wrong, im,im, im, im ,wrong, i gotta
small ding dong, ding, ding, ding, ding dong
heebie jeebies, heebie jeebies, heebie jeebies[3x]
I got a tiny ding dong in the my drawers
ding dong, ding, ding, ding, ding dong, ding
it aint long, my thang, it aint long
heebie jeebies, heebie jeebies, heebie jeebies
I got my phone on, its on, on, on, but the girls be gone


[Verse 2:]
Lil' Momma got me dreamin and drooling
When a man stop walking
So I told her she ain't talking about nothing, she just fronting
You can smell me from a block
And you already know what's up
i tell the girls im clean, but they all tell me to scrub and clean up

I got 50 cents up in my wallet and I spent it up
And all the ladies want me to be washing up
They spell it out for me, you can smell me before you see me
I got beat up in the club
All the ladies want to run when they smell my ass make some air bumps

Say Jibbs I'm about to head out and buy you some soap
thanks to my brotha, hit my tub with soap on a rope
smellin like rotten cheese from a deli
They thought I was a sewer rat when I pulled up to the telly
I had that hoopty ass chevy, with rust under its belly
And the ladies hate me why is that,
They hate the way I be cutting cheese while tryin to get some play
ill suck on a pickle and cut your yard for 2 nickels
my ding dong, yea I beat it to this theme song
Cause my ding dong and never got no girlie play since ive been born
[Chorus:]
im wrong, im,im, im, im ,wrong, i gotta
small ding dong, ding, ding, ding, ding dong
heebie jeebies, heebie jeebies, heebie jeebies[3x]
I got a tiny ding dong in the my drawers
ding dong, ding, ding, ding, ding dong, ding
it aint long, my thang, it aint long
heebie jeebies, heebie jeebies, heebie jeebies
I got my phone on, its on, on, on, but the girls be gone


[Verse 3:]
yea, yea, yea, yeah
my door be knockin', but i open the door
but aint no girls come a stalking
at my shack ass crib, haters at my door
Then a hater, hating inside, beating my stank ass again on my floor
See, I beat and beat, Ill even beat off on your street. Before you even can shoot me, it'll have ya thinking
That this boy likes to beat off in every street
Why you clowning?, I have cheap liqour ive been drinking
donated from a wino, and just like me it be stinking
So when they speaking bout me, they planning to lynch my ass
gotta get away before my hoopty car runs out of gas

I'll just beat off until all the girls are soon gone
[Chorus:]
im wrong, im,im, im, im ,wrong, i gotta
small ding dong, ding, ding, ding, ding dong
heebie jeebies, heebie jeebies, heebie jeebies[3x]
I got a tiny ding dong in the my drawers
ding dong, ding, ding, ding, ding dong, ding
it aint long, my thang, it aint long
heebie jeebies, heebie jeebies, heebie jeebies
I got my phone on, its on, on, on, but the girls be gone
the world is a game of players & pawns with everyone striving to be the king
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Posted 16 March 2007 - 11:07 PM

heh, thats pretty damn funny there, hustler!

here are some songs that I find to be quite irritating:

This Kiss...................faith hill
wannabe..................spice girls
nmmmmbop.............hanson
zombie.....................cranberries
my humps...............black eyed peas
two steps behind.......def leppard
we are young country....hank williams jr.
hanging tough.............new kids on the block
any song by uncle kracker
shiny happy people.......r.e.m.
barbie girl...................aqua
are you jimmy ray?......jimmy ray
having a roni..............vanilla ice
my pony...................genuwine (the song itself isnt so bad,..just that deep mix that sounds like the budweiser frogs saying "buuuud,..wiiise,,,,,uuuurrrrrr)
QUOTE (njamilla @ Feb 23 2008, 08:16 AM)
Shit, Fuck, Piss: I had to say that because I can on this website. (Thanks Chef!)

QUOTE (chefelf @ Feb 23 2008, 10:30 AM)
That's what I'm here for.
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