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Posted 15 March 2007 - 07:08 PM



Google ads think yahtzee's wife is planning to leave him? huh.gif

Edit: lol Typos that I apprantly cannot fix

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Posted 15 March 2007 - 07:20 PM

Dunno about you guys, but I thought his name was somewhat different from 'wark' fruit. biggrin.gif

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<!--quoteo(post=174818:date=Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM:name=Cobnat)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=174818"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Microsoft Sans Serif--><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->Lets all have sex with robots until our groins are sore and bloody!<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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Posted 15 March 2007 - 07:28 PM

These ads are really connecting to me, to think, they adress all my problems... oh wait, no they don't!
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Posted 15 March 2007 - 07:35 PM

Well, let's explore some of the buzzwords that attracted these adds:

Fucking--no need to say more.

Never speaks, the douche--Certainly a common complaint.

Slapping, jerking off--Both signs of marital problems.

Shoot up--Heroin use is often a way to relieve stress.

This fog drives me mad, hey anyone seen my wife anywhere?--To Google: My wife drives me mad!

Perhaps this mystery is solved!
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nooooo
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Posted 15 March 2007 - 09:10 PM

The ads I see are all still about Jesus, except the one for the door peeper which I assumes shows up because all of Yahtzee's fans are sycophant stalkers.
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Posted 16 March 2007 - 12:28 AM

Odd that we havent seen no links to victorian age clothing stores yet...
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Posted 16 March 2007 - 02:33 PM

i saw a 404 once, does it counts?
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Posted 23 March 2007 - 04:44 AM

My current lady friend keeps giving me 403 errors.... yes I did just sum up my current relationship in HTTP errors. Deal with it.

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Posted 23 March 2007 - 08:56 AM

Launch a DDoS attack.

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Posted 27 March 2007 - 02:20 AM

It works! It works!

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Smoking Pregnancy, Catch Smokers Lighting Up, Stop Smoking in 7 Days, Date Smokers in your area

...In the wrong way.

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Stop Smoking in 7 Days

"Yo yahtz1 how long untul you maek 7 Days a Smoker sequel???????66666666six6"

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Posted 30 March 2007 - 06:46 PM

Doesn't really matter as long as he gets paid.
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Posted 31 March 2007 - 04:37 AM

Which brings us to the point... who's clicking on those ads thrice a day to support FR.com?

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Posted 01 April 2007 - 06:37 AM

QUOTE (Gobbler @ Mar 31 2007, 07:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Which brings us to the point... who's clicking on those ads thrice a day to support FR.com?


Oh I am, I am!

I don't have a credit card to give Yahtzee everything I earn, but at least I can help out this way.
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Posted 01 April 2007 - 01:48 PM

Well that's one hero. Anyone else? Feel free to step up while I watch that tumbleweed tumblin' about.

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Posted 01 April 2007 - 02:00 PM

Did it today... I feel so valuable.

In face, Yahtzee should thank ME for clicking on the ads smile.gif Joking!
<!--quoteo(post=174818:date=Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM:name=Cobnat)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Cobnat @ Oct 14 2007, 09:43 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=174818"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Microsoft Sans Serif--><span style="font-family:Microsoft Sans Serif"><!--/fonto--><!--sizeo:2--><span style="font-size:10pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo--><!--coloro:#FF0000--><span style="color:#FF0000"><!--/coloro-->Lets all have sex with robots until our groins are sore and bloody!<!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

<!--quoteo(post=169306:date=Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Aug 10 2007, 11:03 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=169306"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec--><!--fonto:Arial--><span style="font-family:Arial"><!--/fonto--><!--coloro:#483D8B--><span style="color:#483D8B"><!--/coloro--><!--sizeo:3--><span style="font-size:12pt;line-height:100%"><!--/sizeo-->So why the unholy flying purple donkeypunching fuck will it not work on yours? Just what kind of machine are you running there? Your toaster?<!--sizec--></span><!--/sizec--><!--colorc--></span><!--/colorc--><!--fontc--></span><!--/fontc--><!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

And the man again!
<!--quoteo(post=180859:date=Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM:name=Legion)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Legion @ Jan 16 2008, 02:29 PM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=180859"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->In my opinion it's saying, fuck the lightsabers and special effects and fuck your voiceovers and fuck your stupid multimilliondollar game studios; you don't need any of those to make brilliant and scary games that will fuck with your head.<!--QuoteEnd--></div><!--QuoteEEnd-->

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<b>May '07:</b> 11st (154lbs)
<b>August '07:</b> 12st 7lbs (175lbs)
<b>November '07:</b> 12st 9lbs (177lbs)
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<b>January '08:</b> 12st 12lbs (180lbs)
<b>Febuary '08:</b> 13st 2lbs (184lbs)
<b>March '08:</b> 13st 7lbs (189lbs)
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