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CHEESIEST movies ever made!! dumb stupid moronic films

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Posted 15 March 2007 - 11:38 PM

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You've seen it? You son of a bitch! You totally have to burn me a copy!

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Posted 16 March 2007 - 01:46 AM

Jane, I'm seriously considering buying that film on DVD, but even I wouldn't purchase battle field earth.

My sister and I watched that while we were teenagers and even then we had the sense to know it was shit. We even went so far as to take stats from it for fucks sake. It was something like

20 occurences of rats
14 laughing fits from Travolta
11 occurences of the word "leverage"
and 4 occurences of rats being used as leverage.

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Posted 16 March 2007 - 04:44 AM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Mar 15 2007, 10:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
And I am oh so very glad I have never seen Battlefield Earth or Gigli, because dear god if they beat "Manos"...


i read somewhere online that the film Manos is the absolute rottenest creme de la creme of the worst films ever ever made..a true stinker.

i think even the legendary film critic Ebert blasted it saying it was the worst thing on film he has ever seen. i wish i had that link to post.
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Posted 16 March 2007 - 11:03 AM

Oh yes, and if it weren't for MST3K, it would be long forgotten.

And it ruined a little bit of Doctor Who for me, because nine times out of ten I can't think of "the Master" without having a flash to Torgo and his melon-sized knees - "He TaKeS CaRe Of ThE pLaCe WhIlE tHe MaStEr Is AwAy..."
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Posted 23 March 2007 - 04:01 PM

what exactly is mst3k anyways?
the world is a game of players & pawns with everyone striving to be the king
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Posted 23 March 2007 - 04:43 PM

*Le Gasp!* ohmy.gif Don't tell me you don't know about the glorious Mystery Science Theater 3000!

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Pop quiz, hotshot. Garry Kasparov is coming to kill you, and the only way to change his mind is for you to beat him at chess. What do you do, what do you do?
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Posted 23 March 2007 - 05:11 PM

Cheaper by the dozen 2?
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Posted 01 April 2007 - 07:28 PM

what, no blair witch project? no 'the cell'?

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Posted 01 April 2007 - 09:29 PM

QUOTE (barend @ Apr 1 2007, 07:28 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
what, no blair witch project? no 'the cell'?
THe movie about the evil robocop?

"He'd go through a bus full of nuns just to stop a jaywalker"

it's super greasy extra-mega cheesy, but its pure gold.


an evil robocop film? was their a 4th installment i missed? cheesy or no dairy..i want to see it.
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Posted 01 April 2007 - 11:19 PM

no he was a cop who was a cyborg, but he ended up like robot santa in futurama.
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Posted 03 April 2007 - 01:19 AM

Godzilla vs. Megalon. Absolutely terrible film, and cheesy as all hell.
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