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I Want To Wear My Glasses And I CAN Wear My Glasses Thursday, March 1, 2007

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 02:37 PM

I have definitely needed glasses to correct my poor vision since about fifth grade. If your glasses make your eyes worse, you need to visit a different optometrist. It is very nice to get a corrective prescription and realize how clear the world is. And then when you get contacts, it's like you have a whole new pair of eyes that work the way they should!

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Posted 05 March 2007 - 04:09 PM

Trust me, chef, don't wear them until you really need them.
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Posted 06 March 2007 - 08:46 PM

I can see how it would appear that way, Jordan. not wearing them now (after a week) makes me feel like it was worse than before but obviously it's because I'm used to them now.

It would be like wearing a five pound hat for a month then removing it. Your head wouldn't be lighter than before, it would just feel that way.

Was that the worst analogy ever?
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Posted 06 March 2007 - 10:12 PM

An analogy I can think of to that is a lava lamp.

Mind me asking if your lenses are made out of plastic or glass?

I prefer glass.
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Posted 06 March 2007 - 10:14 PM

QUOTE (Deepsycher @ Mar 6 2007, 09:12 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
An analogy I can think of to that is a lava lamp.


Please do elaborate, DS.

EDIT: I suppose as I ['should'] wear glasses, I should comment.

I never found the wearing of my glasses to be necessary.

I was supposedly given a new prescription, and as such new glasses wear in order (my left eye is supposedly .25 of a prescription strength worse...) And the only glasses I'd even consider wearing were the ones with a nifty pocket clip made by CAT. Such a useless awesome feature.

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Posted 06 March 2007 - 10:27 PM

First of all the fat inside the lamp is heated at the bottom.
The heated fat rises to the top.
When the fat cools down at the top it wants to come down again.


Meaning that most of the people I knew and questioned about glasses first found them an advantage to wear at first but that didn't last too long. They stopped wearing them for a while but they knew they had to eventually wear them for most of the time.

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Posted 07 March 2007 - 12:28 PM

I LOVE the idea of wearing a 5-lb hat for a month. tongue.gif
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Posted 07 March 2007 - 12:46 PM

I do too!

It would be so decked out with baubles and items, it would be the heaviest hat I ever did wear.
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Posted 07 March 2007 - 01:22 PM

Me? I'd rather wear a pair of twenty-pound pants! Imagine the workout I could get every day from that! I could find a pair with a whole bunch of pocket (or find a pair of mythical Adventure Game Pants), and start stuffing them with ball bearings!

I'd imagine I'd need a pretty strong belt, though...
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Posted 07 March 2007 - 01:27 PM

Just buy some bondage pants! That's 20 lbs. right there! tongue.gif
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Posted 07 March 2007 - 02:06 PM

But wouldn't that require stepping foot inside Hot Topic?

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Posted 07 March 2007 - 02:33 PM

Or maybe even a chastity belt.
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Posted 07 March 2007 - 03:33 PM

QUOTE (Jane Sherwood @ Mar 7 2007, 07:06 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
But wouldn't that require stepping foot inside Hot Topic?

(*shudder*)


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Posted 07 March 2007 - 07:55 PM

just carry a keychain with like a zillion things on it! or, like, one twenty-pound weight.
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Posted 08 March 2007 - 12:07 AM

Penance suits FTW.

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