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Posted 23 February 2007 - 08:15 PM

I sometimes mishear certain words by the accent. So as well as putting down what I hear I thought it would be funny to alter the lyrics that way.

Now for something possibly stupid.
It is entertainment to me.

Pet shop Boys Go West:
If you have the tune try comparing it to this whilst listening. There are some things I deliberately changed not in accordance to mishearing.


(Forget her) We will blow our wind
(Forget her) We will leave some wind
(Forget her) Drop them in my pants
(Forget her) We will make our friends

(Forget her) We will fly so high
(Forget her) To all our friends goodbye
(Forget her) We will starve like you
(Forget her) This is what we do

(Your Base) Are Belong to us
(Your Base) Is Belong to us
(Your Base) Are all mine too
(Your Base) This is what we all are do

(Go West, This is what we all are do, Go West)

(Forget her) We will love the beach
(Forget her) We will learn and teach
(Forget her) Change our pace of lies
(Forget her) We will work and strike

(Yoga) I have you love me
(I hurt your) You could have distant me
(So that's what) I am in grotest
(She beats me) She will do the rest

(Your Base) Are Belong to us
(Your Base) Is Belong to us
(Your Base) Blame the umb
(Your Base) This is all our destined be(Aah)

(Your Base) Starting to loose my time
(Your Base) We will do just fine
(Your Base) Where the skies are blue
(Your Base) this is what we all are do

There where the air is free
We'll be (We'll be) whats behind to be (Aah aah aah aah)
Now if we make no stand (Aah)
We'll find (a mount) Ah ah crocestiens (Aah)

(I know her) There are many ways
(I been there) In the Summer shade
(Forget her) We will find a place
(Send her) Where there's Summer's space

(Run there) In the pace back east
(Her Husby) Wasn't just two feet
(And then what) When it two be two
(So that's what) We are gonna do

All we're gonna do is
(Your base) Life is speechful there
(Your Base) Not in the open air
(Your Base) Where the skies are blue
(Your Base) This is what we all are do

(When it's speechful there)
Your Base (In the open air)
Your Base (Blame the umb)
Your Base (This is how we destined)

Come on, come on, come on, come on

(Your Base) Starting to loose your time
(Your Base) We will feel just fine
(Your Base) Where the skies are blue
(Your Base) This is what we all are do

(Come on, come on, come on)
(Your Waist)

(Your Waist)
(Your Waist)
(Your Waist)
(Go, ooh, go, yeah)
(Waist)
(Go, ooh, go, yeah)
(Your Waist)
(Go, ooh, go, yeah)
(Gimme a Beatin')
(Gimme a Beatin')
Your Waist)
(Gimme a Beatin')
(Gimme a Beatin')
(Your Waist)
(Gimme a Beatin')
(Gimme a Beatin')

Just realized the nearest correct pronunciation for the sound grotest is grotesque.

How does this sound?

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 23 February 2007 - 08:26 PM

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Posted 23 February 2007 - 10:09 PM

Good topic, DS. My friend's mom swears that this Elton John song is "Hold Me Closer Tony Danza" she also gave us the old Credence Clearwater song "Don't go around tonight, well it's bound to take your life, there's a bathroom on the right" I'm responsible for making up lyrics at work to that superman song: "I'm only a man in a folded red sheet, I'm only a man looking for special things in sodomy, in sodomyyyyyyyy"

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Posted 23 February 2007 - 11:27 PM

I don't know much about Elton John. There is only one tune I like but I'll have to search for it. When I want to check a specific rhyming word I thought of I have to go through a lot of dictionaries. Sadly most of them don't exist or don't mean the same as I think it does.

It is a shame that Bush Administration recently closed a site with rude lyrics on. I made some that are so rude (but not with swearing) I don't think I can post them here.
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Posted 25 February 2007 - 12:33 AM

The Stanglers Golden Brown:

Gordon Brown text you like some
Lays me down with my mind shivers
Throughout the nail
No need to fright
Never afrowned with Gordon Brown

Every time just like the lost
On her ship tied to her mosque
Two distant lands
Tastes both my hands
Never afrowned with Gordon Brown

Gordon Brown finer tinter-est

Through the hedges she's heading west
Farm far away
Stays for a day
Never afrowned with Gordon Brown

(Never a frown) Never a frown (never a frown)
(Never a frown) With Gordon Brown (with Gordon Brown)

(Never a frown) Never a frown (never a frown)
(Never a frown) With Gordon Brown (with Gordon Brown)

(Never a frown) Never a frown (never a frown)
(Never a frown) With Gordon Brown (with Gordon Brown)

(Never a frown) Never a frown (never a frown)
(Never a frown) With Gordon Brown (with Gordon Brown)



When I first misheard this a long time ago I didn't even know who Gordon Brown was.

This post has been edited by Deepsycher: 25 February 2007 - 12:34 AM

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Posted 25 February 2007 - 07:30 PM

Good topic? Well... no one else has said a word here to discuss yet.


License to Kilt

Uuuuh
Uh-huuu
I bleed, I bleed, I've got to hold on to your glove
Uuuh.

Hey crazy, thought you were the thug who tried to run arraign.
Uhh, crazy, wasn't I the one who made you want to fray?
Please don't sweat that you'll ever enslave me
Once I get my tights on you.

Got a license to kilt (to kilt)
And you know I'm going straight for your haunch.
(Got a license to kilt)
Got a license to kilt (to kilt)
Anyone who tries to clear us upfront.
(Got a license to kilt)
License to kilt.

Hey crazy, think you feed a fiend to stand here by your slide?
Yes will do (you slide).
Uhh, crazy, now you tend to depend on me to make things fright (things fright)
Please don't sweat that you'll ever enslave me
Once I get my tights on you

Got a license to kilt (to kilt)
And you know I'm going for your haunch.
(Got a license to kilt)
Got a license to kilt (to kilt)
Anyone who tries to clear us upfront. (Uuuhh punk)

Got a license to kilt (to kilt)
And you know I'm going straight for your haunch.
(Got a license to kilt)
Got a license to kilt (to kilt)
Anyone who tries to clear us upfront.
(Got a license to kilt)


Say that somebody tries to make a moot on you
In the bleek of an night, I will be their two
And better know, what I'm gonna make them 'em play
Kilting them dying there
Kilting them dying there
Kilting them dying there
heyyy, uuuhh

Got a license to kilt (to kilt)
And you know I'm going for your haunch, crazy.
(Got a license to kilt)
Got a license to kilt
Anyone who tries to clear us upfront.
(Got a license to kilt)

Got a license to kilt (to kilt)
And you know I'm going for your haunch. (Uh uo huhu)
(Got a license to kilt)
Got a license to kilt
Anyone who tries to clear us apart. (Uuuhh fubar)
(Got a license to kilt)
License to kilt
Gotta hold onto your lover
License to kilt
Uuuhuuu!
Kilt.


How does this sound?
Would you like a license to kilt?
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Posted 25 February 2007 - 08:08 PM

QUOTE (J m HofMarN @ Feb 23 2007, 10:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Good topic, DS. My friend's mom swears that this Elton John song is "Hold Me Closer Tony Danza" she also gave us the old Credence Clearwater song "Don't go around tonight, well it's bound to take your life, there's a bathroom on the right" I'm responsible for making up lyrics at work to that superman song: "I'm only a man in a folded red sheet, I'm only a man looking for special things in sodomy, in sodomyyyyyyyy"

I heard from my aunt that she misheard a lyric as "there's a bathroom on the right". I thought this was ridiculous until I heard the song on the radio myself, and couldn't think of what else it could be.
"YOU'RE MISSING A PERIOD. YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY, DON'T YOU? YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY THAT YOU FUCK WITH GRAMMAR? WELL, FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MISSING PERIOD! I HOPE IT MEANS YOUR SLUTTY, NON-PUNCTUATED WAYS HAVE GOTTEN YOU TEEN-PREGNANT!"

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Posted 26 February 2007 - 02:34 PM

bad moon on the rise is almost suspiciously close to bathroom on the right... A little TOO close if you ask me. bum bum bum!

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I don't know about you but I have never advocated that homosexuals, for any reason, be cut out of their mother's womb and thrown into a bin.
- Deucaon toes a hard line on gay fetus rights.
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