[J m HofMarN]

Here's the deal. Next week is national hit a bear in the crotch with a salami week. You must all write a short story that involves a bear being hit in the crotch with a salami. Maybe your bear is a no nonsense politician out to clean up the country, but then Sirhan Sirhan hits him in the crotch with a salami. Or maybe your story is just about Durf Persimmon and his quest to protect bears from cruel salami hittings. Or maybe it's just the dialogue from that scene in Three Kings where the Iraqi is asking "What is the problem with Michael Jackson?" Only a bear gets hit in the crotch with a salami.

If you involve all these things you'll be officially a god.

NOW GET TO WORK!

***Also, please PM them to me or email me, I'll be posting them on the site rather than the forums.

[Slade]

... You wrote this article a month ago, dude. Stop your silly spam to beat Chyld's post count.

[J m HofMarN]

Actually I'm just trying to get more submissions. Unlike SOME people coughtSladecough I recognize that not everyone reads the JP forums because, as I have not yet enacted my one world government, they're not actually required to as of yet.