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Posted 08 February 2007 - 05:58 PM

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Smith: From topless dancer to tabloid star
POSTED: 2226 GMT (0626 HKT), February 8, 2007

(CNN) -- Anna Nicole Smith, the voluptuous former model whose life as a Playboy centerfold, billionaire's widow and reality TV star made her the center of tabloid attention, is dead. She was 39.

Smith was found Thursday "unconscious and unresponsive" in her room at the Seminole Hard Rock Casino and Hotel in Hollywood, Florida, according to Hollywood Fire and Rescue.

Smith's death comes after a year of controversies that kept her in the public eye. (People.com: Anna Nicole stories)

Last February, she attended U.S. Supreme Court arguments over her claim to a portion of her late husband's billion-dollar fortune. The justices unanimously decided in her favor in May.

On September 7, she gave birth to a daughter, Dannielynn Hope, at a hospital in the Bahamas. Three days later her 20-year-old son, Daniel, died of an apparent mix of antidepressants and other drugs in Smith's hospital room.

Pathologist Cyril Wecht, who obtained test results from a Pennsylvania laboratory, told CNN that Daniel Smith died from a combination of methadone along with antidepressants Lexapro and Zoloft.

Later that month, Smith's attorney, Howard K. Stern, told CNN's "Larry King Live," that he was Dannielynn's father and that he and Anna Nicole planned to marry. "Based on the timing of when the baby was born, there really is no doubt in either of our minds," Stern said.

But entertainment reporter and photographer Larry Birkhead also claimed he was the girl's father, saying in a statement given to CNN that Smith had told him he was the father. Birkhead had waged a legal fight to determine the child's paternity, attempting to have a DNA test done.

On Tuesday, Smith was included in a class-action suit against a company, TrimSpa, for which she had worked as a spokesperson. TrimSpa makes a product it claims leads to substantial weight loss. The lawsuit alleges the marketing of the product, TrimSpa X32, was false or misleading. Smith had battled with her weight for years but had slimmed down recently.


The article and some crap she did before dying


The right words are hard to find in such times so I shall have to rely on the words of another...





HA HA!

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okay, so I'm a jerk. But at least I never tried to screw a family out of their inherritance.

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after their wedding at Houston's White Dove Wedding Chapel, Smith kissed her husband and told him, "Bye, darling, I'm off to Greece."


quoted from article to vindicate me.
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Posted 08 February 2007 - 07:35 PM

Well, there's few peope I care less about than Ms Nicole-Smith, but I don't care enough about them to name them.

Wasn't she fat, by any chance? Not that I object to fat people, but that's the only thing I can think of that actually defined her beyond oldie-snogging.
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Posted 08 February 2007 - 08:05 PM

i doubt the poor old dude actually got any action.
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Posted 08 February 2007 - 10:09 PM

Whatever. Pardon me for being blunt, but this to me just means that the world is rid of another stupid spoiled whore. I have no sympathy.
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Posted 08 February 2007 - 10:16 PM

People like her make me think I should sleep with as many women as possible. Sure, I'm an ass, and anything with my genes will also be an ass, but at least there's the chance they'll be a competant smartass like me.

EDIT: On second reading, this is really incredibly vain. Which is fine by me.

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Tolerance is another word for Apathy
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 12:11 AM

Clearly a national tragedy. I declare a day of mourning.

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 08:13 AM

Yes. And no school for a week.
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 10:41 AM

It's strange and weird and surreal. I didn't think these Playboy-Tabloid-Talk Show-Gold Digger people just OD'd.
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 11:03 AM

Well, how do you think [Your Chosen Deity] gets rid of such... ahem... "useful" members of society?
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 11:23 AM

I figured she'd either break her neck stage diving at some weird fund raiser, or get hit by a bus in old age or something. Suicides, ODs, phyiscal failures, these are not the weirdo-celebrity way.
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 11:42 AM

What do you mean? What about Marilyn Monroe, Judy Garland, John Belushi, Elvis, River Phoenix, Kurt Cobain, Donny Hathaway, Sylvia Plath, Vincent van Gogh (though he wasn't famous at the time), and there's plenty plenty more that I just can't think of, I am sure. And physical failures is pretty much what most of the other celebrities die of, unless they get hit by a car or something.
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 12:50 PM

QUOTE (Heccubus @ Feb 8 2007, 10:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Whatever. Pardon me for being blunt, but this to me just means that the world is rid of another stupid spoiled whore. I have no sympathy.


Hear, hear.
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Posted 09 February 2007 - 02:01 PM

I understand that in her
hay day Anna was a sex bomb

or whatever. But she never really
did anything, actually nothing,

towards society that should
garner her back to back

hour long CNN coverage,
by a legitimate and respected

reporter such as Anderson Cooper
and i'm sure countless others.

Boy oh boy i can't wait to see
what the tabloids have to say

because if anyone really wanted
to know, thats where it should be

and only there.

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 02:26 PM

Ya'r all a bunch a heartless pricks, ya know that? angry.gif

... and did I tell you guys that I love you? wub.gif wub.gif

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Posted 11 February 2007 - 06:51 PM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Feb 9 2007, 11:42 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What do you mean? What about Marilyn Monroe, Judy Garland, John Belushi, Elvis, River Phoenix, Kurt Cobain, Donny Hathaway, Sylvia Plath, Vincent van Gogh (though he wasn't famous at the time), and there's plenty plenty more that I just can't think of, I am sure. And physical failures is pretty much what most of the other celebrities die of, unless they get hit by a car or something.


Uh, unless everyone on that list was bumped off by Courtney Love, I think Kurt Cobain should be removed from that list.
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