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Lubed Manboob Rubes! Monday, Febuary 5,2007

#31 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 03:54 PM

Haha, fluffyness. I've never heard of that one for boobs. I like it.

And Trujade, don't worry - ain't nobody gonna see anybody's boobs. We're all just messing (at least I'm pretty sure - even if someone's not messing, they'll never meet the agreement

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#32 Gobbler

God damn it, Nappa.

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 05:16 PM

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Oh well, back to my fluffy dreams.

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#33 Cyzyk

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 05:23 PM

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We're all just messing (at least I'm pretty sure - even if someone's not messing, they'll never meet the agreement)

That's what you think...

Tolerance is another word for Apathy

#34 Spoon Poetic

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 06:03 PM

Haha. Only because I'm a keeper of my word, I'll stick to my end of the bargain if you can truly get every guy on the forums to agree to my terms...

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#35 Cyzyk

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 08:28 PM

Well, what defines man? There are at least hundreds of registered users, most of whom are probably male. I assume you only meant active male users, which is around five or six.

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#36 Chyld

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Posted 09 February 2007 - 08:48 PM

QUOTE (TruJade @ Feb 9 2007, 07:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>

You all realize that if you've
seen one pair of female boobs,

besides the obvious
skin tone difference,

you've seen them All.

Because of course, once you've seen one beatiful painting, you've seen them all, because, besides the different shades of paint used, they're all the same, right?

Admittedly, there are many hiedious pairs of boobs, as there are hiedious paintings, but boobs that aren't actualy repellant are always good to look at.

As a quick thought, why the emphesis on if?

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#37 civilian_number_two

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Posted 10 February 2007 - 02:49 AM

This is getting off topic really fast. Thje topic of course being that every man woman and child on this board wants to see Spoon's boobs. And of course the agreement is silly. I'm sure the last time they were viewed no such agreement was necessary. So quit being coy, Spoon, and break out that digital camera!

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#38 Gobbler

God damn it, Nappa.

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Posted 10 February 2007 - 05:44 AM

*nod*

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#39 Slade

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Posted 10 February 2007 - 10:15 AM

I'm sure that the last time they were viewed, the circumstances were different, too.

Or maybe there was no last time, and she's been hiding away by herself since the onset of puberty.

This space for rent. Inquire within.

#40 SimeSublime

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 01:42 AM

Hey, I already have a few before pics up. Hell, my user photo itself suffices.

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#41 J m HofMarN

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Posted 14 February 2007 - 05:24 AM

I think theres a pic of me taking a bath that my friend took somehow. My man boobs are visible in it. Perhaps I will post it after I trounce chyld.

Wow. Did I just say man books? Cool!

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