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Posted 05 February 2007 - 12:51 PM

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Natural oils gave young boys breasts
Three young boys grew breast tissue after exposure to lotions and shampoos containing lavender or tea tree oil, researchers say.

It is not uncommon for boys to develop breast tissue during puberty or just after, but the boys affected by the plant oils were aged four, seven and 10.

The natural oils may be “gender-bending” chemicals mimicking effects of the female hormone, oestrogen, the findings suggest. The boys were otherwise normal, and lost the breast tissue within months of discontinuing use of the products.

Researchers who identified the oils as the cause of the abnormalities in the three pre-pubertal boys have warned parents and doctors to beware of the effects of any toiletry products containing the oils.

“If consumers are concerned about exposure to lavender or tea tree oil, they should talk to their physicians,” says Derek Henley of the US National Institute of Health Sciences labs in Research Triangle Park, North Carolina, US. “Now that physicians are aware of the problem, they can document cases,” adds Henley, whose team identified the oils as the probable cause in three affected boys.
Oestrogen mimics

In follow-up lab tests on breast cells, they confirmed that the oils act both as oestrogen mimics, and as suppressors of masculinising hormone signals. “These are definitely the first substances to show a combination of oestrogen mimicry and anti-androgenic activity,” says Henley.

“This report raises an issue of concern, since lavender oil and tea tree oil are sold over-the-counter in their ‘pure’ form and are present in an increasing number of commercial products, including shampoos, hair gels, soaps and body lotions,” the researchers warn.

Henley says that there are “multitudes” of products on offer containing the oils. But despite finding the connection, he says that the scale of effects remain completely unknown.

“It’s not fair to speculate on what the effects might be in girls, older women or older men,” he says.

Because the boys were each exposed to the oils regularly for weeks, the researchers speculate that there might be a threshold “dose” for the effects to kick in. This, in turn, could depend on the concentration of the oil in the product, the duration of use, the frequency of use and genetic factors which make certain people, but not others, vulnerable to the effects.

http://www.newscient...ys-breasts.html


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Posted 05 February 2007 - 02:15 PM

...An excuse for what, might I ask?

And I wonder if I use these products, will my boobs get bigger, or will I just turn into an extra-girlygirl (yuck!)?
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Posted 05 February 2007 - 02:44 PM

I'm pretty sure that being "girly" or not is based on enough factors that potentially changing one thing won't do much. tongue.gif Apparently, these products were applied very very frequently...

Such a strange thing... We used "tea tree oil" except we called it melaluca in my home for years, and I am not physically girly.

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Posted 05 February 2007 - 04:03 PM

Well, what did you use it for? Maybe that makes a difference. These kids were apparently using lots of lotion and shampoo, so I'd assume it soaked into their skin...

I'm really craving some kind of an experiment with this stuff now...
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Posted 05 February 2007 - 04:13 PM

I don't like shampoo. It is sometimes I use shampoo and that is lemon tee tree.

But isn't it better to apply that rather than a chemical of cocktails from a black shampoo container?

Also the word Shampoo why was it joined from two words that actually mean ungenuine poo?

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Posted 05 February 2007 - 04:26 PM

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...An excuse for what, might I ask?


My far-less-manly-than-they-initially-appear pecs, of course. rolleyes.gif

Seriously, its very annoying looking ridiculously buff in a T-shirt but whipping off and BOOM! Moobs.
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Posted 05 February 2007 - 05:37 PM

Alright, I confess - even if all my girlfriends were pretty stacked in the hooter department, I like small boobs. Therefore, tea tree oil is something vile and wretched, and I shall make it my mission to search and destroy each of its kind! pirate.gif

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Posted 05 February 2007 - 06:37 PM

they need to make man oils to counter act the effects of the others.

but what natural lotions contain Y-chromopromoting proporties???

Cactus seed oil?
Beer foam shampoo?
Banana cream?
Walnut oil?
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Posted 05 February 2007 - 07:01 PM

Its quite simple, its called Press Ups. Deboobs every chest, and puts hair on it for good measure. Works fine by me!

*note that I'm not any good at press-ups really, but they do work*
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Posted 05 February 2007 - 07:10 PM

I think it's time for a test. All of the gals on these boards should post pictures of their boobs, and then try the oils for a few months. Then we can see the after pictures.

Just to head off the obvious: we already know it works on men, so there's no need for the guys to try it. Besides, the effects if "successful" are not desirable, while most gals don't mind bigger boobs. And if you do mind, the effects are said to be temporary.

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Posted 05 February 2007 - 07:33 PM

Hehehe. I'll do it --- if all you guys will do it, too. Regardless of your little disclaimer, Civ. Because while we have heard about the effects, we haven't seen it ourselves. And dammit, I want pictures! (But not of the little boys, cuz that's creepy and wrong.)

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Posted 06 February 2007 - 08:47 AM

See, I'm quite happy to be the control guy, who already has some fine moobs, and instead of rubbing tea tree oil into my head, I can sit around and eat ham sandwiches. While everyone else boobs up, I just fluctulate in size a bit. Unless biweekly pressups damage the data anywhat...
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Posted 06 February 2007 - 01:12 PM

If the only side effects to
theses oils are big boobs, well ....

think of the money a girl could
save on a breast enlargement.

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Posted 06 February 2007 - 02:39 PM

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The boys were otherwise normal, and lost the breast tissue within months of discontinuing use of the products.
So no boobies for you!
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Posted 06 February 2007 - 05:35 PM

QUOTE (Spoon Poetic @ Feb 5 2007, 07:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Hehehe. I'll do it --- if all you guys will do it, too. Regardless of your little disclaimer, Civ. Because while we have heard about the effects, we haven't seen it ourselves. And dammit, I want pictures! (But not of the little boys, cuz that's creepy and wrong.)


well we'll need 'before' pics up pronto!
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