Hitting a bear in the crotch with salami contest hear ye hear ye!
#1
Posted 07 January 2007 - 09:03 PM
Here's the deal. Next week is national hit a bear in the crotch with a salami week. You must all write a short story that involves a bear being hit in the crotch with a salami. Maybe your bear is a no nonsense politician out to clean up the country, but then Sirhan Sirhan hits him in the crotch with a salami. Or maybe your story is just about Durf Persimmon and his quest to protect bears from cruel salami hittings. Or maybe it's just the dialogue from that scene in Three Kings where the Iraqi is asking "What is the problem with Michael Jackson?" Only a bear gets hit in the crotch with a salami.
If you involve all these things you'll be officially a god.
NOW GET TO WORK!
***Also, please PM them to me or email me, I'll be posting them on the site rather than the forums.
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#2
Posted 08 January 2007 - 03:24 PM
#3
Posted 09 January 2007 - 09:25 AM
JM's official press secretary, scientific advisor, diplomat and apparent antagonist?
#6
Posted 09 January 2007 - 04:22 PM
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#7
Posted 10 January 2007 - 12:56 AM
#8
Posted 10 January 2007 - 02:55 PM
Less Is More v4
Now resigned to a readership of me, my cat and some fish
#9
Posted 10 January 2007 - 03:06 PM
Ermm, I mean, thanks! Your contribution is valued!
Chyld- Couldn't you just merge the two ideas or put in something about a bear that gets hit in the crotch with a salami? It dosnt really have to be central to the plot, and you know very well that I enjoy a good half handed piece of gibberish. Maybe you could send in both.
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#11
Posted 19 January 2007 - 04:34 PM
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#12
Posted 19 January 2007 - 06:44 PM
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#13
Posted 19 January 2007 - 11:14 PM
#15
Posted 20 January 2007 - 02:01 AM
Also, Gobbler, draw the furry!
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